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Posted: 10/5/2007 6:32:33 PM EDT

..... Yeah ...... so I lied to her.

You can't lie to a nun. We gotta go in and visit The Penguin.

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:42:11 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
I've always wondered....when they're at the fancy restraunt, is that Jim Croce serving them?

Paul Rubens (PeeWee Herman).

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:42:13 PM EDT

[#2]

"Did you bring me my Cheez-Whiz. boy?"

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:42:21 PM EDT

[#3]

Ooops!

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:42:21 PM EDT

[#4]

Dammit, router problems...

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:42:44 PM EDT

[#5]

..... How you gonna get the band back together Mr Hotrodder ....... Those cops had your name, your address ....

NoTheyDon'tGotMyAddress! ...... I falsified my renewal, put down 1060 West Addison

.....

.....

.....

..... That's Wrigley Field

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:50:32 PM EDT

[#6]

This mall has everything !

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:55:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
This mall has everything !

They wrecked everything! LOL

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:59:53 PM EDT

[#8]

I hate Illinois Nazis....

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:06:16 PM EDT

[#9]

"Shit."

"What?"

"Rollers."

"No."

"Yeah."

"Shit."

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:10:12 PM EDT

[#10]

"What kind of music do you have here?"

"Oh, we have both kinds, Country and Western"

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:10:44 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've always wondered....when they're at the fancy restraunt, is that Jim Croce serving them?

Paul Rubens (PeeWee Herman).

LOL. Perhaps I should've been more specific. I meant the guy with the wine ("wrong glass, sir.").

Imagining PeeWee Herman singing "If I could save time in a bottle" is strangley amusing...

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:13:14 PM EDT

[#12]

We got a tank of gas, a 1/2 pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses!'

Hit it!

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:13:23 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm sure that Jim Croce died long before that movie was made.

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:14:51 PM EDT

[#14]

"Cars' got a lot of pick-up"

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:16:33 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I'm sure that Jim Croce died long before that movie was made.

Whoops....Wikipedia says you're right by a long shot.

Funny how every musician seems to die in small plane crashes.

It's just that there are so many cameos by singers (and other people...FWIW the clerk at the very end is actually Steven Spielberg), and that guy kind of looked like him, so I always figured maybe...

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:17:53 PM EDT

[#16]

watching now

1060 W. Addison

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:18:35 PM EDT

[#17]

You boys are gonna look mighty funny eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:32:24 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm bailing on this bastardized version on cable right now.. they cut out a lot of good stuff.. bastages!

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:45:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Looks like the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:49:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I'm bailing on this bastardized version on cable right now.. they cut out a lot of good stuff.. bastages!

As much as I hate bastardized, censored versions of favorite movies......my grandfather is a regular Ned Flanders type & would turn pale at the unedited version but laughed his ass off when we caught the "wimped out" version on TV last Thanksgiving. The only reason I'll watch the edited version is for the music & car chases (I have the DVD anyways) but knew grandad might like the 'clean' version.

Posted: 10/5/2007 7:52:14 PM EDT

[#21]

Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.

Posted: 10/5/2007 8:45:23 PM EDT

[#22]

"This is glue..... strong stuff"

Posted: 10/5/2007 8:53:29 PM EDT

[#23]

Who IS that girl?

I hate Illinois Nazis

Posted: 10/5/2007 8:59:09 PM EDT

[#24]

"Which way to the Cook County Tax Assesors office?"

Posted: 10/5/2007 9:42:14 PM EDT

[#25]

"You want out of this parking lot? OK"

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:00:36 AM EDT

[#26]

I hate Illinois nazis

My supply of Blues Brothers quotes can only be surmounted by Animal House or Forrest Gump quotes.

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:47:09 AM EDT

[#27]

I hd a flat tire, I ran out of gas, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, there was a terrible flood, LOCUSTS....

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:50:28 AM EDT

[#28]

Orange whip? Orange whip?

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:51:38 AM EDT

[#29]

(Insert commercial announcement here) "Did you bring me my Cheez-Whiz. boy?"

The most obvious example of product placement in movie history.

Posted: 10/6/2007 2:55:49 AM EDT

[#30]

"What happened to the Bluesmobile?"

"Traded it for a microphone."

Posted: 10/6/2007 3:06:26 AM EDT

[#31]

.....fix the cigarette lighter.

Posted: 10/6/2007 8:28:32 AM EDT

[#32]

"It's got cop tires, cop suspension, and cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new bluesmobile or what?"

Posted: 10/6/2007 9:40:32 AM EDT

[#33]

Its on again LOL

Posted: 10/6/2007 9:46:17 AM EDT

[#34]

I hate Illinois nazis.

Posted: 10/6/2007 11:07:17 AM EDT

[#35]

poll added

Posted: 10/6/2007 11:09:05 AM EDT

[#36]

"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Edit - Or...

<CLANG!> "Oh no."

"What was that?!"

"The motor. We've thrown a rod."

"Is that serious?"

"Yeah."

Posted: 10/6/2007 11:28:15 AM EDT

[#37]

the use of excessive violence apprehending the Blues Brothers, has been approved

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:08:35 PM EDT

[#38]

"We'll talk to Bob."

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:13:54 PM EDT

[#39]

"SCMODS?"

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:25:44 PM EDT

[#40]

State. County. Municipal. Offender. Data. System.

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:37:18 PM EDT

[#41]

One Timex digital watch, broken.
One unused prophylactic.
One soiled.

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:37:18 PM EDT

[#42]

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

What?

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:38:03 PM EDT

[#43]

In the begining of the movie when they are down in the basement with Cab Callaway the big boiler in the back is stamped "Kewanee Boiler Co." That was the big industry in the town right next to me, always thought that was neat.

"We would especially like to welcome all the members of Illinois law enforcement community..."

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:40:44 PM EDT

[#44]

They broke my watch!

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:47:55 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

Huge +1

Posted: 10/6/2007 1:58:48 PM EDT

[#46]

....my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

Posted: 10/6/2007 3:53:57 PM EDT

[#47]

I have some information that Mrs. Slein might want.

Posted: 10/6/2007 4:02:47 PM EDT

[#48]

So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, mothe---ker?

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:20:55 AM EDT

[#49]

I can't believe this is ARFCOM and nobody else posted this one..

[A boy attempts to steal a guitar in the background - Ray pulls out a pistol and fires into the wall above the boys head]

Ray: "Now go on! Git! It breaks my heart, a boy that young goin' bad."

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:26:20 AM EDT

[#50]

What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

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