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Posted: 10/5/2007 5:32:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 10:07:07 AM EST by danpass]
..... Yeah ...... so I lied to her.

You can't lie to a nun. We gotta go in and visit The Penguin.

Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:42:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By OBird:
I've always wondered....when they're at the fancy restraunt, is that Jim Croce serving them?

Paul Rubens (PeeWee Herman).
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:42:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2007 5:43:44 PM EST by pale_pony]
"Did you bring me my Cheez-Whiz. boy?"
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:42:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2007 5:42:45 PM EST by pale_pony]
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:42:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2007 5:43:12 PM EST by pale_pony]
Dammit, router problems...
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:42:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2007 5:44:08 PM EST by danpass]
..... How you gonna get the band back together Mr Hotrodder ....... Those cops had your name, your address ....

NoTheyDon'tGotMyAddress! ...... I falsified my renewal, put down 1060 West Addison




..... That's Wrigley Field
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:50:32 PM EST
This mall has everything !
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:55:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By R6551GNR:
This mall has everything !

They wrecked everything! LOL
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 5:59:53 PM EST
I hate Illinois Nazis....
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:06:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:10:12 PM EST
"What kind of music do you have here?"

"Oh, we have both kinds, Country and Western"
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:10:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2007 6:11:27 PM EST by OBird]

Originally Posted By JellyBelly:

Originally Posted By OBird:
I've always wondered....when they're at the fancy restraunt, is that Jim Croce serving them?

Paul Rubens (PeeWee Herman).

LOL. Perhaps I should've been more specific. I meant the guy with the wine ("wrong glass, sir.").

Imagining PeeWee Herman singing "If I could save time in a bottle" is strangley amusing...
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:13:14 PM EST
We got a tank of gas, a 1/2 pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses!'

Hit it!
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:13:23 PM EST
I'm sure that Jim Croce died long before that movie was made.
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:14:51 PM EST
"Cars' got a lot of pick-up"
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:16:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By bobwrench:
I'm sure that Jim Croce died long before that movie was made.

Whoops....Wikipedia says you're right by a long shot. Funny how every musician seems to die in small plane crashes.

It's just that there are so many cameos by singers (and other people...FWIW the clerk at the very end is actually Steven Spielberg), and that guy kind of looked like him, so I always figured maybe...
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:17:53 PM EST
watching now

1060 W. Addison

Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:18:35 PM EST
You boys are gonna look mighty funny eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:32:24 PM EST
I'm bailing on this bastardized version on cable right now.. they cut out a lot of good stuff.. bastages!
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:45:03 PM EST
Looks like the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:49:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By RED_5:
I'm bailing on this bastardized version on cable right now.. they cut out a lot of good stuff.. bastages!

As much as I hate bastardized, censored versions of favorite movies......my grandfather is a regular Ned Flanders type & would turn pale at the unedited version but laughed his ass off when we caught the "wimped out" version on TV last Thanksgiving. The only reason I'll watch the edited version is for the music & car chases (I have the DVD anyways) but knew grandad might like the 'clean' version.
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 6:52:14 PM EST
Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 7:45:23 PM EST
"This is glue..... strong stuff"
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 7:53:29 PM EST
Who IS that girl?

I hate Illinois Nazis
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 7:59:09 PM EST
"Which way to the Cook County Tax Assesors office?"
Link Posted: 10/5/2007 8:42:14 PM EST
"You want out of this parking lot? OK"
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:00:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 12:06:58 AM EST by edb66]
I hate Illinois nazis

My supply of Blues Brothers quotes can only be surmounted by Animal House or Forrest Gump quotes.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:47:09 AM EST
I hd a flat tire, I ran out of gas, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, there was a terrible flood, LOCUSTS....
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:50:28 AM EST
Orange whip? Orange whip?
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:51:38 AM EST
(Insert commercial announcement here) "Did you bring me my Cheez-Whiz. boy?"

The most obvious example of product placement in movie history.

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 1:55:49 AM EST
"What happened to the Bluesmobile?"

"Traded it for a microphone."
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 2:06:26 AM EST
.....fix the cigarette lighter.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 7:28:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 8:40:32 AM EST
Its on again LOL
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 8:46:17 AM EST
I hate Illinois nazis.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:07:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 10:08:13 AM EST by danpass]
poll added
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:09:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 10:25:25 AM EST by Quintin]
"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Edit - Or...

<CLANG!> "Oh no."

"What was that?!"

"The motor. We've thrown a rod."

"Is that serious?"

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:28:15 AM EST
the use of excessive violence apprehending the Blues Brothers, has been approved
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:08:35 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:25:44 PM EST
State. County. Municipal. Offender. Data. System.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:37:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 12:40:39 PM EST by GLOCKshooter]
One Timex digital watch, broken.
One unused prophylactic.
One soiled.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:37:18 PM EST
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?


Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:38:03 PM EST
In the begining of the movie when they are down in the basement with Cab Callaway the big boiler in the back is stamped "Kewanee Boiler Co." That was the big industry in the town right next to me, always thought that was neat.

"We would especially like to welcome all the members of Illinois law enforcement community..."
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:40:44 PM EST
They broke my watch!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:47:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

Huge +1
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 12:58:48 PM EST
....my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 2:53:57 PM EST
I have some information that Mrs. Slein might want.

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 3:02:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 4:40:17 PM EST by GGRNR]
So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, mothe---ker?
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:20:55 AM EST
I can't believe this is ARFCOM and nobody else posted this one..

[A boy attempts to steal a guitar in the background - Ray pulls out a pistol and fires into the wall above the boys head]

Ray: "Now go on! Git! It breaks my heart, a boy that young goin' bad."
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:26:20 AM EST
What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.
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