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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:46:38 PM EDT
... Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:47:36 PM EDT
the princess bride?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:48:22 PM EDT
What? What? What? Slim Shady.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:48:31 PM EDT
Inconceivable !

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:49:19 PM EDT
Bond, James Bond.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:49:23 PM EDT
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:50:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:50:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That's the funniest line in the whole movie
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:51:26 PM EDT
Anybody want a peanut?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:52:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:53:12 PM EDT by paenutz]

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Anybody want a peanut?

500 whoo hooo...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:53:26 PM EDT
Have fun storming the castle!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:53:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:54:14 PM EDT
Why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it?

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:00:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:00:52 PM EDT by JCKnife]

I did that on purpose--I didn't have to miss.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:00:52 PM EDT
My name is Rick James I have come to do all your drugs and bitchslap you.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:01:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
My name is Rick James I have come to do all your drugs and bitchslap you.

"TO THE PAIN!!!!!"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:01:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:02:52 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By cnorton:

What? What? What? Slim Shady.


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:02:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:04:52 PM EDT by SgtKiwi]

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

I did that on purpose--I didn't have to miss.

You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

ETA: "I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women. "
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:05:00 PM EDT
I could kill you now...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:08:17 PM EDT
.....I am not left handed either.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:08:25 PM EDT

...shake zula, the mic rula, the old-schoola;
you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:10:57 PM EDT
.........shes not a witch,shes my wife.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:12:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:23:45 PM EDT
“You want a what Christmas?”

It's from an Early 60's TV program for all of our Flower Children out there.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:23:47 PM EDT
I'd walk through the fire swamp for Buttercup.... Wouldn't you?

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:26:20 PM EDT
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:27:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:29:21 PM EDT
Look into my eye.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:40:42 PM EDT
Antonio Andolini
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:48:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
...shake zula, the mic rula, the old-schoola;
you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:54:11 PM EDT
I've got some cotton candy,
I've got a spool of thread.
I'm gonna weave a mighty basket,
and wear it on my head.
And in that mighty basket,
I'll carry rattlesnakes.
You've got to be a monkey,
to see the sense it makes...

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:56:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
My name is Rick James I have come to do all your drugs and bitchslap you.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:02:36 PM EDT
My name is SUE!

How do you do!

Now you're gonna DIE!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:08:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:09:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
My name is SUE!

How do you do!

Now you're gonna DIE!

"He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile."

Great poem, even better song.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:11:42 PM EDT
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightned the rest of you, as to the grim finish
below the glossy veneer of criminial life and inspired you to change your ways. Then his injuries carry with an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate, you say poor
Toby! I say poor us.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:12:21 PM EDT
Your mom knows it...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:13:53 PM EDT
The poison was in both cups. I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:14:30 PM EDT
Abdul Abulbul Amir
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:14:51 PM EDT
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'

Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that give me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.'

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
>From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down but, to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."

He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'.'

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name!

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:16:27 PM EDT
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:17:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:18:40 PM EDT by SgtKiwi]
WTF? I know I'm hammered, but is this thread about Wesley and Buttercup or not?.... I am so confused

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:21:37 PM EDT
Take off every Zig
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:24:04 PM EDT
"You should take it easy, you have been mostly dead all day."
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:26:07 PM EDT
Keyser Soza
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:47:45 PM EDT
Sleep now ..... and dream of large women
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:17:58 PM EDT
I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:19:37 PM EDT
"Run Away! Run Away! Run Away!"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:58:39 PM EDT
my name is.......

Jose Jemenis
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:00:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:01:32 PM EDT
Princess Bride is a chick flick.
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