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Posted: 12/23/2003 12:48:06 PM EDT
I don't watch TV all that much but at like 6:00 at night they have these weird commercials.

They narrorate and say he has a BIG new swing of confidence, a happy wife. And then they have him picking up the big club. At first I thought it was like testosterone stuff to give you a boost.

But then I saw another where the guy gets out of the pool without his shorts and it says "gets you some respect from the neighbor"

Am I crazy or are they selling the stuff that is usually found in the back of Porn mags? Has science found a way to increase your little friend? If its on TV it has to be true?

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 12:51:12 PM EDT
that's what they are selling. Order some and let us know if it works. mike
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 12:57:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: that's what they are selling. Order some and let us know if it works. mike
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weird that they have the commercials mixed in with prime time stuff. Do you think that enzyte stuff would show up on a drug test? That would suck, "mr mike can I speak with you" we just got done with your drug test and a enzyte drug came up, can you explain this?" "uhhh well you see this new girl I am seeing likes to live large so to speak..."
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 12:59:21 PM EDT
According to everything reputable I've heard, it is all bogus.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 1:08:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: According to everything reputable I've heard, it is all bogus.
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Uh huh! Did some in-depth research, eh?[;)]
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 1:10:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: According to everything reputable I've heard, it is all bogus.
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thats what I thought before I started taking it you might have seen someone my work, my porn name is ron jeremy[sex], but around here i just go by mak. kidding aside I would think it would have to do something, shit if they can put a man on the moon why can't they have pills to enhance certain parts of your body?
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 1:13:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Crookshanks:
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: According to everything reputable I've heard, it is all bogus.
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Uh huh! Did some in-depth research, eh?[;)]
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[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 1:28:48 PM EDT
Dr. Dean says its bogus. Herbal, whatever that means. My brother asked me if I wanted some herbal tea. I asked if there was any other kind...
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 1:48:15 PM EDT
I remember about 2 years ago hearing Paul Harvey do a story on a drug that was in FDA trials. Preliminary results showed that it could add up to 33% to a man’s, er, *unit* size. Said the drug was originally developed for a condition/illness specific to women but testing revealed this “side effect” in males. I haven’t seen or heard anything about it since. Anyone in the know?
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:06:16 PM EDT
I tried the stuff....I kept waiting for"Mr.Wiggles" to grow up but alas.It was not to be.Then I tried the John Holmes penis pump and...slowly my"little soldier"began to grow....until now...The forest giant protrudes from a tangle of pubic hair,proud and erect like a gladiator awaiting the combat,master of all it surveys.Young ladies,and virgins swoon at the sight of my "king pin." Mature women now lick thier lips in erotic contemplation of what will be,and,of course,no longer do he-men kick sand on me at the beach.Do not put your faith in a witches brew,when you can have the John Holmes penis pump.Be a Man amoung men!The John Holmes penis pump!!Wreck wombs with the best.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:10:31 PM EDT
The one I've read about in the news is Albion medical, and they've been ordered to return millions of dollars to people who've bought their miracle pills because they don't work. It's just easy to sucker guys into this by saying crap like "is your partner really satisfied" or "have more confidence naked." Because really, who wouldn't want a bigger pecker? Well, unless every guy is hung like Dirk Diggler. I wish I could tell you if it works or not, I've never tried it. I did a search and the only thing I came up with is "testimony" from actual "clients." Fact is, there's tons of different pills out there, but most are sold by the same company, Albion Medical, who is still in business. Now I don't deny that there isn't something out there that works, hell, Viagra made mine bigger because of more blood flow it uhh, swelled!LOL! and no, I don't really need it, just wanted to try it. We should get a few guys to be guinea pigs and test a few of these pills, and see what happens... on second thought. And be honest, most dudes reading this have entertained the idea more than once.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:16:00 PM EDT
I don't really need much help down there but I figured that a man can't have too much money, can't have to much muscle, can't have to big of a house and can't have to big of a penis. So I got me a couple of bottles of the stuff. Its pretty cheap. Well after one bottle, I found that this stuff doesn't do a goddamn thing. I am still the same size. So it sits there in my bedroom drawer doing nothing. If anyone wants two new leftover sealed bottles pay for shipping and you can have them. IM me. I want to know if it just didn't work for me. If it doesn't work for anyone else, then I think I can file a lawsuit!! Dinkydow, are you serious?
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:21:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dinkydow: I tried the stuff....I kept waiting for"Mr.Wiggles" to grow up but alas.It was not to be.Then I tried the John Holmes penis pump and...slowly my"little soldier"began to grow....until now...The forest giant protrudes from a tangle of pubic hair,proud and erect like a gladiator awaiting the combat,master of all it surveys.Young ladies,and virgins swoon at the sight of my "king pin." Mature women now lick thier lips in erotic contemplation of what will be,and,of course,no longer do he-men kick sand on me at the beach.Do not put your faith in a witches brew,when you can have the John Holmes penis pump.Be a Man amoung men!The John Holmes penis pump!!Wreck wombs with the best.
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[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:22:56 PM EDT
well I did some investigating and it appears as if this enzyte stuff isn't made to increase the size as much is it is made to make it stronger and more powerful. Seems like a viagra sort of thing to me.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:30:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: According to everything reputable I've heard, it is all bogus.
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Some of the substances these products contain, such as vitamin B12, and Saw Palmetto, do contribute to good prostate health. Some of the other substances have reputations as being mild aphrodisiac type substances. No pill is going to make your dick permanantly bigger. But if you are taking something makes you walk around 24/7 semi-erect, then it will probubly appear bigger.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:55:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mak762: well I did some investigating and it appears as if this enzyte stuff isn't made to increase the size as much is it is made to make it [red]stronger and more powerful[/red]. Seems like a viagra sort of thing to me.
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Stronger and more powerful? Just hang some weights off of it and exercise [;)]
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:59:06 PM EDT
I bought their new improved Penis Buster formula. It worked great! It worked so well I put the "Ho, Ho, Ho" back into Christmas. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 3:01:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed: Just hang some weights off of it...
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Some african tribes do that along with other body "art" (mutilation).
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:18:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: I bought their new improved Penis Buster formula.
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...sounds like something Gloria Steimham would market - and Hillary's health care plan would pay for.
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