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Posted: 10/14/2001 1:41:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2001 2:41:03 PM EDT by M1A-A1]
Scientific Wild Ass Guess Post your off-the wall acronyms here.
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PFM: pure fucking magic.
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one i have used for years as a mechanic: K.I.S.S.= keep it simple, stupid willy
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 1:59:35 PM EDT
ILC
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 2:02:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By I_Luv_Carrots: ILC
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Actually they give me gas [;D]
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 2:39:01 PM EDT
T.F.B.= Too F@#$king Bad [-!-!-]
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:11:48 PM EDT
CFM's as in "She's wearing CFM's" ie Come Fu#$ Me's (usually high heel shoes, sometimes other high slutty value clothing
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:27:30 PM EDT
WDYGOAPHAGFY Why Don't You Go Outside And Play Hide And Go Fuck Yourself
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:30:32 PM EDT
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot=WTF=What the F*&&^% Bravo Foxtrot Delta=BFD=Big F*&^^%ing Deal Golf Alpha Roger Alpha=GARA=Give a rat's ass, as in 'I don't give a rat's ass'.
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:32:50 PM EDT
I always thought that was "Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess". Hmmmmmmm! DaMan
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:36:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:43:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2001 3:52:01 PM EDT by SSgtUSMC]
In Avionics school, our instructors cautioned us to RTFB, rather than making SWAGS about AM and FM radio operational theory. During written tests, it is also wise to RTFQ, before answering. Although not an acronym, if you were called on to explain where you found the answer to a question, and lacking any better reference, the physical gesture of reaching around to the seat of your trousers and appearing to have plucked the answer from the orifice within occasionally yielded a second chance to research a better answer. RTFB= Read The F#@ckin' Book RTFB= Read The Full Question SWAG = Silly Wild A$$ Guesses AM = A Mystery FM = F#@ckin' Magic Semper Fi Dave (edited to add the ever essential "DILLIGAFF": Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F#@CK?)
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 3:52:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2001 3:48:02 PM EDT by Malpaso]
DILLIGAF (bikers will know this one) edited because SSgtUSMC edited his
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 4:00:45 PM EDT
SWAG-Stupid Womenz And Guyz[50]
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 4:01:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DaMan: I always thought that was "Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess". Hmmmmmmm! DaMan
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I admit that this was all new to me. Maybe you're right or SSgtUMC is correct...Dunno TOW : Tube Launched, Optically sighted, Wire Guided. Just one of my favorites...Then again MACVSOG.
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 4:13:14 PM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img] [img]www.ecok.edu/gif-lib/pig.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 4:30:51 PM EDT
Gents, I think it maybe dependent on your social standing and whether you were correct in your assessment; A Private would have to explain to his Sergeant why he made such a Silly Wild Ass (and incorrect)Guess. Yet, while speaking to peers or subordinates, a correct answer made without any foundation can be either a Scientific or Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess. But they don't need to know that! Correct answers made to superiors are correct, regardless of the source, and should be left at that. Just don't ask me to provide a reference for that! Dave
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 4:34:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By I_Luv_Carrots: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img] [img]www.ecok.edu/gif-lib/pig.gif[/img]
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OK, Soo you're telling us YOU are the other WHITE meat???
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 4:44:06 PM EDT
I've always known it as Scientific Wild Ass Guess. That's what the first service manager I worked with told me. Another saying I heard alot from him when I was doing valve adjustments or chain adjustments on bikes was "Thats an RCH too tight/loose." RCH = Red Cunt Hair. My personal favorite since high school has been SFG. As in " A night in the sheets with her would be pure SFG." SFG = Sloppy Fuckin' Goodness.
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 8:11:01 PM EDT
SWAG is Silly Wild Ass Guess, how do I know? Because part of my job is SWAGing, folks call me all the time wanting a SWAG for different projects. They tell you a couple sentences about the project and you tell them how many millions it'll cost. Nothing scientific about that.
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 8:43:43 PM EDT
FOAD = FU%K OFF AND DIE -- or the ever popular ESAD = EAT SH%T AND DIE -- circa late 60's Army -- Good Shootin -- ALLONS11
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 9:08:25 PM EDT
H hentai
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 9:20:54 PM EDT
Bravo Sierra (BS)-Bulls#$t Sierra Hotel (SH)-Sh#t's Hot BFG-Big F##k'n Gun
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 9:35:36 PM EDT
[b]OTD[/b] = [i]Out The Door[/i]
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THO = Titty Hard On
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 12:09:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ALLONS11: ESAD = EAT SH%T AND DIE
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Dang, beat me to it. I know when I'm in a tough spot I always ask myself WWJWD? (What Would John Wayne Do) Works pretty well.[uzi]
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 12:56:00 AM EDT
NFG - No Fuckin' Good FIDBAP - Fuck It, Drop Back And Punt Tango Uniform - Tits Up BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again [NI]
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 1:03:43 PM EDT
WECSOG Wile E Coyote School Of Gunsmithing. PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard. (I am a network specialist)
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AFA = Another F#ckin Aycronym AFA = Angry Fish Asemblage
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 1:25:07 PM EDT
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My personal favorite; POP.... Pissin' off the Police!
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 3:13:45 PM EDT
FUBAR It's an EMS term and I'm too bashful to say it. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 4:12:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2001 4:07:33 PM EDT by SSgtUSMC]
.... and of course, there was the time that a newbie 1st Mech on the plane was told to write up a gripe against one of the radios, because it wouldn't operate in the [size=6][b]O[/size=6]ver [size=6][b]F[/size=6]ield [size=6][b]F[/size=6]light position! That ranks right up there with sending somebody to supply for 150' of flight line! Dave
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 4:40:43 PM EDT
STSEOMFSB...
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:12:43 PM EDT
My first job as a young teenager was pumping gas at a full serve station 10 miles from nowehere. We use to have what we called "WAPI" only customers. WAPI: W=Water A=Air P=Pee I=Information
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[b] WTF [/b] Where's The Fudge...or something like that [;D]
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:24:20 PM EDT
FNG - F---ing NEW GUY JAFO
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:27:07 PM EDT
me and the boys use "tho"'s a lot when we're outlooking at skin. when me and the boys are doing secret shit involing camo, or a military way of doing things, we can those ops. as in operations. one me and a buddy invented. 1010 girls it's said ten ten girl. it means 10 out of 10. the girl we are tsalking about is perfect. for and in whatever sitch we see tham in. OffRoad
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:30:04 PM EDT
HMFIC= head muther f!*ker in charge FMP= f*ck me pants (usually black and tight as hell) TUHAC=thong up her ass crack
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:30:34 PM EDT
FIDO- F--- It and Drive On.
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:30:57 PM EDT
oh yeah i say "double-o-easy" it means something is really easy. similar to "easy as pie" OffRoad
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:33:52 PM EDT
PFI - Pretty F**cking Ignorant FG - F**cking Genius PITA - Pain in the A** FUBAR - F**cked Up Beyond All Repair [beer]
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 5:41:41 PM EDT
My favorite as a computer geek, and we use it in the shop all the time is: PICNIC - as in "Yes sir, your problem will be a PICNIC to fix. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer. No_Expert
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 8:14:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By I_Luv_Carrots: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img] [img]www.ecok.edu/gif-lib/pig.gif[/img]
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Ahh Soo, Moo Shoe Pork! Also my brother-in-law is a Police Sgt. He coined the acronym DWO... Driving While Oriental You figure it out. BTW: He's Chinese!
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Echo Tango Suitcase [b][size=1]Don Out[/size=1][/b] [b][size=4][red]AIRBORNE! 2/505 PIR H-MINUS[/red][/size=4][/b]
[i]" We're paratroopers, and THIS is as far as the bastards are going!" Unknown 101st Paratrooper, Bastogne, 1944.[/i]
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Link Posted: 10/15/2001 8:40:59 PM EDT
BFH = Big F*cking Hammer
Link Posted: 10/15/2001 9:16:45 PM EDT
Someone who is obviously deceased at a crime/crash scene is DRT = Dead Right There. FUBAR = I've always heard as F^cked Beyond All Redemption. TARFU = Things Are Really F^cked Up. SNAFU = Situation Normal All F^cked Up. My Favorite TTFN = Ta Ta For Now (Tigger) [:)>]
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