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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:58:06 AM EDT
Ok, I'll start it my damn self!

Q. Gun Al Pacino used in HEAT
A. I hate you...  If I hear this one more time, I'm hunting you down and making you eat your own testicles.
FN FNC!!!

Q. BTT?
A. Back To Top, or 'no one is paying attention to my thread, so I'll try again, because I need some attention.' [:D]

Q. IBTL?
A. In Before The Lock, or 'I need to up my post count so people will think I'm as cool as EricTheHun.' [;)]

Q. Wolf ammo?
A. Argg...  [url]http://www.ammo-oracle.com/[/url]

Q. What would Jesus use, AK47 or M16?
A. M16 of course, Jesus wasn't a Commie.  Unless of course Jesus was operating in a desert terrain facing opponents who were armed only with AKs, and Jesus had no resupply in sight, then he might pick up an AK off the battlefield.  But that's a moot point, since Jesus has infinite resupply powers.

Q. 9mm vs. .45ACP.
A. .45 of course, what are you some kind of sissy???

Q. When/If the AW ban sunsets in '04 can I buy an M16 with laser targeting assault missiles and thermo-nuclear self-destruct attachment?
A. Yes, but you only if you use the cheat code.

Q. Picture next to my name?
A. Shell out the bucks to support AR15.com, plus you get access to the team AR15.com pool.

Q. Post '86 drop in auto sears, can I buy one and store it at my mom's house while I store my AR in my own house?
A. No, because you live in your mom's basement, just because you live in a separate floor and pay rent, does not mean you actually have your own residence.  That trick didn't fool your prom date and it ain't gonna fool BATFE.



Please feel free to add to this...


Link Posted: 6/5/2003 10:25:41 AM EDT
[#1]
ROTFLMAO ! ! !

I can see this one is going to get really good!

Oh! I almost forgot, IBTL! ETH is GOD!

556mm
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 10:49:49 AM EDT
[#2]
6.) No “trolling”. This means posting controversial or [size=4]“valueless”[/size=4] topics simply to gain attention or anger other members. There is a big difference in a “trolling” topic and a thread started just to have fun!
[:K]

IBTL!
[:D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 10:55:21 AM EDT
[#3]
All I know is that I will no longer open any post with the words "Bling" in it.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 11:01:06 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 11:03:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Um, since you guys are here and paying attention, What do I need to get started in reloading?
Which ammo is the best?
Where can I buy cheap mags?
BLAH,BLAH,BLAH
rocko.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 11:06:41 AM EDT
[#6]
want to buy XXXXXXXXX???????????

then go look at the Equipment Exchange on this website first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and for ALL ammo questions, first read the ammo oracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, no shit do we need a FAQ

[buttkick]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 11:17:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Where's the FAQ?  [;)]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 1:28:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
All I know is that I will no longer open any post with the words "Bling" in it.

Sgtar15
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For some reason I can't resist them.  Like a moth to the flame.  It must be the ghetto upbringing (or is it upBlinging???)in me.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 1:40:25 PM EDT
[#9]
What does [b]FAQ[/b] mean?
j/k
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 1:45:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Q. If Eugene Stoner were to be in a shootout with John Browning, who would win?
A. R. J. Gatling.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 1:57:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Q: How much ammo/how many mags are enough?

A: There is no answer. Enough does not exist as a word in this realm...





Q: Is a stapler required in dinner pics?

A: No. Staplers are only required for breakfast pics.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 2:24:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Q. How much ammo do you have?

A. Not enough.




IBTL
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 2:54:52 PM EDT
[#13]
[b]Q: What is MARPAT and who can wear them?[/b]
A: IBTL
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 2:55:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Q: A gun show dealer told me it's illegal to use pre-ban mags in my post-ban AR. Is that true?

A: He's wrong. What is illegal is that post-ban lower with the pre-ban upper that he sold you at the "bargain price" of $1,500.


Q: There's this Girl/Guy in my class/work place that I really dig? Should I ask her/him out?

A: Who do you think we are? Dear "F#@*&!G" Abby!
Ask her/him what they think of the AWB. Depending on their answer will tell you if they're even worth asking out to begin with.

Q: Who is this 'Imbroglio' guy who keeps on interrupting firearms discussions?

A: We don't know and we don't care. For all we we know you could be him.



Link Posted: 6/5/2003 2:57:59 PM EDT
[#15]
actually, BTT=Bump To Top [:D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:05:36 PM EDT
[#16]
Q:  What Service were you in?
A:  The US's  (except for DKPROF).

Q:  How old are you?
A:  Wrong forum, go to the kiddy forums elsewhere.

Q:  .308 or .223?
A:  Wrong forum, go to the airsoft forum.

Q:  Blah, blah, blah, ...
A:  IBTL, BTT, etc.

Q:  Rem 700 PSS in .223 or Savage 10 in 300 Win Mag?
A:  Wrong forum, go to the kiddy forums elsewhere.


This topic give me the idea that we need a "trap" forum that will attract trolls, children under 16, DU'ers, and so on.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:18:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Q. Which gun do I get? I can't choose between A or B?

A. Get both.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:26:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
The logo on the side of the rifle isn't as important as the guy behind the it.

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Even if it is made by Hesse?



[;D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:36:03 PM EDT
[#19]
what is IIRC?

Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:47:11 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:53:41 PM EDT
[#21]
What is funny is I have a FAL with a Hesse made reciever and haven't had a lick of trouble with it.
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I think those are grounds enough to have your account locked.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 4:54:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The logo on the side of the rifle isn't as important as the guy behind the it.

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Even if it is made by Hesse?



[;D]
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What is funny is I have a FAL with a Hesse made reciever and haven't had a lick of trouble with it.
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May I suggest you do two things:
1st, RUN and buy a lottery ticket.
2nd, contact GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.



[:D]

Link Posted: 6/5/2003 5:57:06 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
what is IIRC?

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if i remember correctly
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 6:20:51 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 6:25:06 PM EDT
[#25]
[:I]
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 1:39:38 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 2:54:34 AM EDT
[#27]
Q: I just cut my finger/ear/arm/leg off with a garden tool/car part/power tool.
Should I go to the doctor?

A: Yes, but post pictures first!

Q: what is the best place to find cheap ammo/weapons/parts?

A1: If I knew, do you think I would tell you so you could go buy it all?

A2: Do I look like F'n LYCOS?

A3: Sorry, to late.
WE already bought out the entire stock.
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 3:24:39 AM EDT
[#28]
Q: Is Wolf ammo OK to shoot in my new AR15?

A: It is cheap, goes bang consistently and sends the bullet in the general direction you were aiming. If this meets your requirements then you are good to go.

Also see:
[url]http://www.ammo-oracle.com/[/url]
especially if you plan to clean your rifle.
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