Posted: 6/5/2003 9:58:06 AM EDT
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Ok, I'll start it my damn self! Q. Gun Al Pacino used in HEAT A. I hate you... If I hear this one more time, I'm hunting you down and making you eat your own testicles. FN FNC!!! Q. BTT? A. Back To Top, or 'no one is paying attention to my thread, so I'll try again, because I need some attention.' [:D] Q. IBTL? A. In Before The Lock, or 'I need to up my post count so people will think I'm as cool as EricTheHun.' [;)] Q. Wolf ammo? A. Argg... [url]http://www.ammo-oracle.com/[/url] Q. What would Jesus use, AK47 or M16? A. M16 of course, Jesus wasn't a Commie. Unless of course Jesus was operating in a desert terrain facing opponents who were armed only with AKs, and Jesus had no resupply in sight, then he might pick up an AK off the battlefield. But that's a moot point, since Jesus has infinite resupply powers. Q. 9mm vs. .45ACP. A. .45 of course, what are you some kind of sissy??? Q. When/If the AW ban sunsets in '04 can I buy an M16 with laser targeting assault missiles and thermo-nuclear self-destruct attachment? A. Yes, but you only if you use the cheat code. Q. Picture next to my name? A. Shell out the bucks to support AR15.com, plus you get access to the team AR15.com pool. Q. Post '86 drop in auto sears, can I buy one and store it at my mom's house while I store my AR in my own house? A. No, because you live in your mom's basement, just because you live in a separate floor and pay rent, does not mean you actually have your own residence. That trick didn't fool your prom date and it ain't gonna fool BATFE. Please feel free to add to this... |
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Q: A gun show dealer told me it's illegal to use pre-ban mags in my post-ban AR. Is that true? A: He's wrong. What is illegal is that post-ban lower with the pre-ban upper that he sold you at the "bargain price" of $1,500. Q: There's this Girl/Guy in my class/work place that I really dig? Should I ask her/him out? A: Who do you think we are? Dear "F#@*&!G" Abby! Ask her/him what they think of the AWB. Depending on their answer will tell you if they're even worth asking out to begin with. Q: Who is this 'Imbroglio' guy who keeps on interrupting firearms discussions? A: We don't know and we don't care. For all we we know you could be him. |
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Q: What Service were you in? A: The US's (except for DKPROF). Q: How old are you? A: Wrong forum, go to the kiddy forums elsewhere. Q: .308 or .223? A: Wrong forum, go to the airsoft forum. Q: Blah, blah, blah, ... A: IBTL, BTT, etc. Q: Rem 700 PSS in .223 or Savage 10 in 300 Win Mag? A: Wrong forum, go to the kiddy forums elsewhere. This topic give me the idea that we need a "trap" forum that will attract trolls, children under 16, DU'ers, and so on. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The logo on the side of the rifle isn't as important as the guy behind the it. Even if it is made by Hesse? [;D] What is funny is I have a FAL with a Hesse made reciever and haven't had a lick of trouble with it. May I suggest you do two things: 1st, RUN and buy a lottery ticket. 2nd, contact GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. [:D] |
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Q:I just sent my membership payment in.How long does it usually take for the upgrade? A:.... [b]by DzlBenz:[/b] "Once the background check is complete, your application is forwarded to the Membership Committee. The Committee will review the background material over the course of a few weeks, between rounds of golf at the HQ complex. Once they have a consensus to allow your application to proceed, it is passed on to the Sergeant-at-Arms for delivery to the Lower Administration. This group will double-check all information for completeness and accuracy. Depending on the mood of the L.A., the background information may need to be re-verified by the Special Investigative Team. You don't want that, at all. Presuming the Lower Administration accepts the application, they will then make a request for an Application Hearing with the Upper Administration. Now, we're getting somewhere. Usually, the Upper Administration will hold Application Hearings only in months that do not contain an "r", so you're in luck. Those poor saps that make application in late August have a looooooooooooooong wait. OK, once the UA decrees that they will hold said Hearing, and issues a proclamation notifying the Membership of the date, copies of any particulary interesting personal facts about you that turn up during the background check are distributed. Photos, usually obtained surreptitiously, are distributed to GoatBoy and ilikelegs for future use. The UA will then notify the Membership that you have or have not been accepted for membership. Finally, there's the initiation. I can't reveal any details, but let's just say that you won't walk the same way for weeks, if ever. And you'll never, ever, look at a particular common garden implement without shuddering just a little. From there, it's simply a 30-day "cooling off" period to make sure you still want to be in. All in all, you should be a full AR15.com Team Member by, say, October 2006. Good luck. We'll be waiting." Q:I forgot my user name and password.I also forgot what email address I used when I registerd.Can you help me log on again? A:[>Q][>(] |
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Q: I just cut my finger/ear/arm/leg off with a garden tool/car part/power tool. Should I go to the doctor? A: Yes, but post pictures first! Q: what is the best place to find cheap ammo/weapons/parts? A1: If I knew, do you think I would tell you so you could go buy it all? A2: Do I look like F'n LYCOS? A3: Sorry, to late. WE already bought out the entire stock. |
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Q: Is Wolf ammo OK to shoot in my new AR15? A: It is cheap, goes bang consistently and sends the bullet in the general direction you were aiming. If this meets your requirements then you are good to go. Also see: [url]http://www.ammo-oracle.com/[/url] especially if you plan to clean your rifle. |