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Posted: 8/16/2002 10:22:21 AM EDT
Hello everybody, and welcome to tonights show. It is Friday, and as you know, here at the www.AR15.com theater, Fridays means Top 10 list. Tonights catagory is: [b][red]Urban emergency food sources!![/b][/red] [b][red]10.[/b][/red] McDoneld's dumpster after midnight [b][red]9.[/b][/red] Sampling each of the 31 flavors [b][red]8.[/b][/red] McGregor's garden [b][red]7.[/b][/red] Gum off the bottom of your shoe [b][red]6.[/b][/red] Steeling a cops donuts [b][red]5.[/b][/red] Posing as a hotdog inspector [b][red]4.[/b][/red] Eating the crumbs that fall from Rosie O'donnel's table [b][red]3.[/b][/red] Licking used Catsup packets [b][red]2.[/b][/red] Home made KFC....a pidgeon and a zippo And the number 1 food source in an Urban environment............. [b][red]1.[/b][/red] Eat the pet cat!!!!!!!!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 12:24:38 PM EDT
Or, possibly, just the pet cat's food! [:D] Some more Soylent Green, anyone? Eric The(NoThanks,I'mFullOfIt)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 12:28:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 12:41:37 PM EDT
Eric The(NoThanks,I'mFullOfIt)Hun[>]:)]
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Oh man! ETH, you make it sooooooo easy sometimes! MIerinMD
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 12:44:48 PM EDT
I always leave the easiest shots for others! [:D] That's [u]just[/u] the way I am! Eric The(GenerousToAFault)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 12:48:39 PM EDT
I thought it was spelled "Sgt[red]AR[/red]?" And "st[red]ea[/red]ling" And "pigeon" (no [red]d[/red]) But you get points for "Catsup!" Yours, The spelling nazi.[8D]
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 9:20:47 PM EDT
i dont think i like the sound of #5
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 9:31:37 PM EDT
And the number 1 food source in an Urban environment............. 1. Eat the pet cat!!!!!!!!!
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Does "Urban" mean China?
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 9:36:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DvlDog: i dont think i like the sound of #5
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I was thinking the same thing.[;)]
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 9:42:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Hello everybody, and welcome to tonights show. It is Friday, and as you know, here at the www.AR15.com theater, Fridays means Top 10 list. Tonights catagory is: [b][red]Urban emergency food sources!![/b][/red] [b][red]4.[/b][/red] Eating the crumbs that fall from Rosie O'donnel's table.
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Dangerous thing to do. Rosie O'Donnels table is a [b]MAJOR BATTLE GROUND[/b].
[b][red]2.[/b][/red] Home made KFC....a pidgeon and a zippo
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Flying Rats and a Zippo lighter = Homemade KFC, sounds okay to me! Just make sure your dinner guests know that pigeons are really flying rats.
And the number 1 food source in an Urban environment............. [b][red]1.[/b][/red] Eat the pet cat!!!!!!!!! Sgtar15
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Bill
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 9:43:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2002 9:47:11 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Sgtar15, put that cat down!!! [url=http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/howto/htfoodstamps.htm] #1 source[/url]
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 9:45:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: Or, possibly, just the pet cat's food! [:D] Some more Soylent Green, anyone? Eric The(NoThanks,I'mFullOfIt)Hun[>]:)]
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ETH: You have seen what Soylent Green has done to Heston, haven't you? Bill
Link Posted: 8/17/2002 6:00:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By gardenWeasel: Sgtar15, put that cat down!!! [url=http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/howto/htfoodstamps.htm] #1 source[/url]
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Thanks, but I prefer cat[;)] Sgtar15
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