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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:32:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2005 7:00:46 AM EDT by mags]
I am @ midnight...........win a prize! For your compelling tale of WHY YOUR HERE on the 25th! Current close'st gf's unstable on 4 beer's @113lbs and @ unreadable in her attitude in my case........... Beat that!(should be easy) ....winner is @ my descrection, present is for gun guyz.Cya....
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:34:14 PM EDT
I would like to participate in your game.
But I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:35:21 PM EDT
I came...

I saw...

I said, "WTF"
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:35:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:35:53 PM EDT
I ran that through Babelfish translator, but I still don't get it.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:36:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 8:36:29 PM EDT by hanau]
whew, thought i had one to many to drink.because i don't understand what the hell he typed!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:36:09 PM EDT
WTF!!!

12/25/05 12:36am
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:36:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
I would like to participate in your game.
But I have no idea what the fuck you just said.




He sounds like that when he's sober.



Damn.....Someone get the guy a 5th STAT!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:36:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
I would like to participate in your game.
But I have no idea what the fuck you just said.




+1
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:37:28 PM EDT
Well Merry Christmas.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:38:41 PM EDT
I'm hereish.

Just got home from Christmas Eve festivities, and waiting for kids to go to sleep.

I'll tag this, and sort of check back in as the night goes on.

Maybe this will make sense later.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:40:03 PM EDT
here cause with my divorce, I had Christmas with my kids today. And I have no reason to go to sleep tonight. Nothing to do tomorrow.


it's 11:39

Merry Christmas all.

TXL
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:40:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 8:49:51 PM EDT by GUNGUY1911]
Huh? Oh ok, I'm here because my family is getting together next weekend for Christmas. My gf went to her parents', but I really haven't met them yet and didn't really want to at this time. Soooo, me, a bottle of Knob Creek, some munchies, and my computer are spending the holiday together!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:41:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 8:42:13 PM EDT by M15A2]

Originally Posted By mags:
I am @ midnight...........a prize! For your compelling tale of WHY YOUR HERE on the 25th! Current close'st gf's unstable on 4 beer's @113lbs and unreadable in attitude in my case........... Beat that! ....winner is @ my descrection, present is for gunz guyz.Cya....



Translation

I am giving a prize for the best story of why you are here on Christmas. My current girlfriend that is closest to me right now has drank too much for her current body weight and is giving me attitude. Beat That. I will choose the winner based upon my judgement and nothing else. The prize I'm giving away will be appreciated by firearms enthusiasts. Bye
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:41:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:42:04 PM EDT
Oh, he wants to know why we're online?

Ok.

I'm here because I'm at work. Merry effin Christmas to me. Hey, someone has to keep the Intaweb runnin so you guys can surf right?
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:42:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
I am @ midnight...........a prize! For your compelling tale of WHY YOUR HERE on the 25th!



'Cause I ain't dead yet.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:43:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 8:44:11 PM EDT by none]
I think I got it.
If you are here at 1200 on Cristmas then post why and he will pick a winner for a prize to be determined at a later date.
He is here because his girlfriend is a cheap drunk and passed out after 4 beers (but hey she weighs 113 pounds).
The prize is for gun guys.
Not sure about the unreadable attitude tho

ETA: damn I type slow
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:45:29 PM EDT
I am here because I am spending this christmas alone and have nothing better to do that watch CSI and the great all powerful net.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:47:53 PM EDT
well i am here because i can't go to bed the wife is still wrapping presents!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:48:32 PM EDT
w00t!

(No work=no eat) = my being here at 1247 local. Give your g/f a squeeze for me and Merry Christmas to the both of ya.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:48:37 PM EDT
I just got done putting together toys (first Christmas as a father)
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:49:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:
I just got done putting together toys (first Christmas as a father)


What the hell kind of toys do you have to put together for a 1 year old??
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:52:06 PM EDT
Here, from 1900 24 Dec-0700 25 Dec. Then back again from 1900 25 Dec-0700 26 Dec. part of an 8 day strech of 12+ hour days.

.mil

Unlike the post office, we REALLY never close.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:54:08 PM EDT
00"59 AM on 12-25-05

What the hell else do I have to do, had a few drinks and dont feel like playing games. Got bored of watching porn
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:55:08 PM EDT
Still here at 2354 hrs, but not for long. Very sleepy. Too much beers. Wife and kid just went to bed after completing Christmas prep. I couldn't very well hit the bag before them. Not manly.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:57:57 PM EDT
WTF Mate?

Its Xmas, the fam has gone to bed and the Rum and Coke still flow through my veins. Plus I'm tracking santa on Norad! That shit is cool!

Merry Christmas!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:58:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:11:05 PM EDT

I have the time saved for a trip home, I have the money, but I don't have the schedule. 3 day weekend is what we got, which is fine. But it's not worth it to fly "home." So I'm here.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:12:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Currahee:
I just got done putting together toys (first Christmas as a father)


What the hell kind of toys do you have to put together for a 1 year old??



This walker/rolling thing and a toy box. It wasn't nearly as hard as the "exer-saucer" a couple of months ago though.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:14:17 PM EDT
Don't take the Christ out of Christmas.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:17:23 PM EDT
Because I,m a habitual masturbater and its only 10:17pm
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:19:13 PM EDT
Whiskey Tango Foxtr......

<­BR>



Wait Whiskey's the problem.

Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:19:39 PM EDT
you've been drinking more than me tonight. just got home, wrapping a few more presents..
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:59:55 PM EDT
Got home from work . Played Santa for the kids . Rest of the night is mine to relax before I get to put everything together in the morning .
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:01:28 PM EDT
I'm here because I still have laundry to do and gifts to wrap.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:02:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 10:02:23 PM EDT by BulletBait]
12/25/05 12:02am
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:03:41 PM EDT


I'm here because my wifey isn't through making her sister's Christmas present to presetn to her i nthe morning , and she doesn't liek me to go to bed without her.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:05:06 PM EDT
home from midnight Mass

going to bed now


Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:06:51 PM EDT



Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:06:55 PM EDT
I'm here because I'm setting in Korea and my family is 7000 miles away in NC.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:09:30 PM EDT
242109DEC2005 here!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:11:31 PM EDT
0212 12-25-05. my family and gf are in south florida, unfortunately I had to stay up here in orlando and work for the corporate nazi's/

so, I stayed at home and cleaned///my guns and my apartment....great life.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:13:04 PM EDT
2:11
Here cause I'm waiting up for Santa....

That bastard forgot my AR last Christmas!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:17:12 PM EDT
Just got done with the Christmas eve party at 23:09pacific and currently waiting for the kids to fall asleep so Santa can come.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:18:24 PM EDT
I'm up because I can't sleep with this damn ear / sinus infection, and it's not like there's anything else to do at this time of the night.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:24:51 PM EDT
What the heck else is there to do in Afghanistan? We may actually get a whole day off.....
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:36:56 PM EDT
Single(read divorced) daughter is with her mom for christmas. All my friends are out of town. Dont have any family other than the ex she was my family. so just haggin by the lonesome drink some cheap beer and ghosting like I ussually do..BURN!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:40:14 PM EDT
I got back froma friends place where I spent Christams, went to Walgreens to get tags for the presents (which they di not have- the tags, that is) and finished wrapping presents and playing with the new holster my buddy gave me for Christmas.

I have nothing I need to do between now (12/25/05 1:33 AM CST) nad 1:00pm when my mom will serve up food over at her place for the family, so I am playing on the net and checking my email.

I though I was going to be one present short, but thankfully USPS Priority only took 9 freaking days to deliver the last gift, so my brother will be getting a brand new M7 holster tomorrow.

If MY girlfriend were here instead of visitng family in Alabama, I would currently already be in bed. Damn, I kinda miss her at the moment.



Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:42:26 PM EDT
I'm up because I dread waking up in the morning for Christmas.

I hate it!

12/24/05
11:42pm
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:42:36 PM EDT
I'm here because my Christmas went to shit.
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