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Posted: 1/9/2006 6:33:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 10:28:33 AM EST by 1911greg]
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Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:36:38 AM EST
on a cd, removable hard drive, or network drive
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:39:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:39:57 AM EST
not to mention that you should probably reformat your computer a few times, to get rid of the hidden "cookie crumbs" that any forensics software can put back together into the original image.

oh wait, we are dealing with women from the planet earth here, not Cylons
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:42:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By brassburn:
Just show her your pRon! It's much easier that way.

If you must hide it, you should also purge your "recent documents" if you haven't already. You do it from the advanced tab on the taskbar properties.



how do i get to taskbar properties?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:43:36 AM EST
On an external 100gig Segate drive, its a little more than half-way filled
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:44:20 AM EST
Does your girlfriend work for the NSA?

Just delete all the files listed above and emty your trashcan. If she is a real computer guru she could still find out the file names you deleted. But if she is going into that much detail who needs her
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:46:02 AM EST
You could just be a man and tell her to deal with it. Otherwise there are a bunch of "my woman owns me" type threads where you could ask all the other neutered males how to get rid of the porn.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:49:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By markmars:
Does your girlfriend work for the NSA?

Just delete all the files listed above and emty your trashcan. If she is a real computer guru she could still find out the file names you deleted. But if she is going into that much detail who needs her


Remember also to write binary zeros on the empty disk space.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:50:18 AM EST
Dude, you need to man-up and not be so whipped. Hiding stuff is what gets people in deeper shit
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:51:55 AM EST
ok you guys are right but for now can I just get rid of my bukkake videos, maybe i can introduce her to something a little softer.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:52:06 AM EST
Just man up and set the nastiest/most graphic pron pic you can find as the desktop image.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 6:56:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
You could just be a man and tell her to deal with it.


Seems alot of men are quite happy to aquire another mommy to tell them what they can and cannot do. Sounds like an Oedipus-complex to me.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:15:00 AM EST
ahh come on guys any help in getting to recent documents
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:19:31 AM EST
What if she sees ARFCOM in your favorites list, logs into your account and finds this thread? Then all that deleting is for nothing. Where does it end?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:19:41 AM EST
I have a folder on my desktop titled "Internet Pornography." The first time my girl saw it she was like You are supposed to hide this shit and I came back with I'm not hiding $hit. I like pr0n, and I'm not going to stop looking at it just because you and I share a bed. Deal. That was that.

Her dad popped by for a surprise visit this weekend. For the first time in a year I heard something about porn. She didn't want her dad to see my porn, I agreed wholeheartedly, so we grabbed the two foot stack of playboys in the living room and hid 'em.

That's how it works in this house. YMMV.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:21:47 AM EST
The truth is that if you've been using Internet Explorer, its interaction with MS Windows hides a lot of shit. In this regard, Windows literally doesn't show directories that exist on the hard disk where I.E. caches lots of stuff.

I'd do a search for a tool called "Agent Ransack" -- its free.

Then search "All hard drives" (include the subdirectories) for the common video and graphics file formats: .wmv, .mpg, .avi, .mov, mv2, etc., as well as .jpg, gif, etc. Those searches will bring up all the hidden directories and files, and you'll probably see some stuff you mised. If they're in files with weird directory names you can sometimes surf to them in a DOS window and delete them from there if Windows won't let you, and also the Norton tools help sometimes.

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:22:49 AM EST
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:23:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
You could just be a man and tell her to deal with it.


Seems alot of men are quite happy to aquire another mommy to tell them what they can and cannot do. Sounds like an Oedipus-complex to me.



Calling them "men" is oxymoronic.

G
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:28:07 AM EST

Buy the program Evidence Eliminator. This program holds up to the pros snooping.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:28:20 AM EST
I'd focusing more on de-spooging your keyboard.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:39:30 AM EST
There is porn on the internet?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:43:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Surf:
There is porn on the internet?



Yep and for a while I thought there was only arfcom!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:46:53 AM EST
Half a drive filled??
You've worn that thing to a nub, haven't you?
You'll go blind like that ya know!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:55:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:
I'd focusing more on de-spooging your keyboard.


Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:55:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
ahh come on guys any help in getting to recent documents



From "my computer" its C:\Documents and Settings\*whatever your profile name is*\my recent docs icon, you can remove everything from there....

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 7:59:57 AM EST
On my wife's laptop. She'd NEVER think to look there.

Jesus, man. She oughta know and accept by now that you've got some pr0n stashed. I bet Ward had some nasty shit stashed under the matress. I bet Beaver found it. It's the American way.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:06:33 AM EST
don't forget to go to tools, internet options and delete temp internet files, as well as cookies and history

good luck

txl
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:16:23 AM EST
Man up and let her catch you at the computer whippin' your skippy and let her know you're not giving up your smut!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:23:20 AM EST
If you have a firewall programs such as zone alarm it keeps a log of all the websites you've been to so delete that and also clear the play list on windows media player.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:24:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By jadams951:
If you have a firewall programs such as zone alarm it keeps a log of all the websites you've been to so delete that and also clear the play list on windows media player.


i have zone alarm and cannot find a log on it.
how do you get to the log?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:27:34 AM EST
You arfcommers are sneaky at hiding porn, can only be acheived by experience...

You fuckers are GONNA GO BLIND DAMMIT!
actually,..... COOL!
I will have cash in hand ready to buy firearms from those of you that go sightless from waxing the dolphin too much.

Wait, how will you post if you cannot see?
Shit, I tried!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:34:13 AM EST
Create multiple users and passwords.

Have your account with a password and all the porn, and a guest account with no password and no porn.

If she asks why, because all your friends fuck up you computer everytime they use it, so you have a guest account that only has the basic functions like internet, word processing and some games.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:41:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By hanau:

Originally Posted By jadams951:
If you have a firewall programs such as zone alarm it keeps a log of all the websites you've been to so delete that and also clear the play list on windows media player.


i have zone alarm and cannot find a log on it.
how do you get to the log?



I have the pro version but on the tabs on the left go to privacy then the 3 tabs on the top right click on site list.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:55:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 8:56:48 AM EST by intruder13]
Try Crap Cleaner. It gets all of those temporary files in one sweep. I have included some pictures of it below.

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Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:11:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By intruder13:
Try Crap Cleaner. It gets all of those temporary files in one sweep. I have included some pictures of it below.

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+1
I like this program
Easy to use
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:11:51 AM EST
I browse the internet at location where I dont want a trail left through firefox installed on my USB drive.portable firefox
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:24:49 AM EST
Try Window Washer - available at FOSI's.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:00:37 PM EST
all this is BS!!!
Just tell her you were wanking it while she was gone.
You had no urge to sleep with another woman and you felt it "OK" to spank the monkey and need a little visual help.
If she aint cool with it , tell her to F.R.O!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:01:53 PM EST
Make a folder with a special name like Opti-4429, hide all pr0n in there and bury it deep in your Windows folder. Make it hidden.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:06:33 PM EST
I use Evidence Eliminator 5.57
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