Posted: 9/15/2005 7:06:17 PM EDT
| edited by author Thanks for the suggestions...... |
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Take 4 days of vacation. Dont' shower. Don't shave. Eat cloves of baked garlic with every meal. Don't change your clothing. Don't brush. Insist on shaking hands with everyone. Breath heavily. You'll be out of there in 5 mins. Insist they finish everything while you are there. Do not allow them to reschedule. Finish with 2 more days of vacation so garlic leaves your pores. |
Also put a couple of drops of tinks #9 doe in rut on the bottom of each shoe/boot. That stuff works great....Eat a lot of green veggies or beans the night before and don't take any beano. Follow up with a couple of breakfast burritos from mickey d's..... |
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You don't have to know what you will be questioned about. You'd better show up. Maybe the testimony "I have never been pulled over by Officer * in Town A," is what they want from you? Who knows? For a deposition, wear what you want, but when/if you go to court, dress nicely. You may not need a suit and tie, but I advise nice slacks and shirt at least. Otherwise the judge my find the slogan on your shirt disrespectful, and you don't want to piss off the judge no matter what you are there for. |
Some depositions are videotaped and however you look that day will be shown to the court. |
Then... Put a ziplock bag of peanut butter in the small of you back(inside your pants). Then dip your hand in the bag like your scratching your ass then procede to lick the peanut butter(shit) off your hands. |