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Posted: 5/4/2005 5:16:30 PM EDT
 Actually..... Im getting married when I finish the academy!!! I just wanted to hear some stories and pic a fight or two. HAHA "aint I a stinka!!" Some of you guy's need to lighten up a bit. I thought I was going to get trashed a little more though. I was telling the truth about finals, but my womenz treats me right and I will post pics soon. I guess any thread about women would attract the most attention. I hate it when Im right Wish me luck in married life!!
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Your answer, set to music; I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by* Bloodhound Gang (google pics || see lyrics in plain text) (from the album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster') If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly |
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must have photo to photoshop, I mean we'll tell ya if you have a ugly problem 
are you a virgin  , if not pretend you are have someone spread the rumor, you'll get laid within 24 hours. Good luck and report back with your kills 
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Try this. When your in the halls at school.Try to hera the conversations they're having.( Thr ones that they don't want anybody to hear.) Find out if any of them are actually into firearms, then if shes cool/ cute, ask her if she'd like to go to the range with you. Fuck, now I feel like dear abby 
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Start going to the places girls go. Not bars. You would be surprised how many women like to play softball, volleyball, walk, run etc. Join a softball league. We have a frisbee golf park across town. Amazing how many nice women show up and play the course on Sundays. |
| Where do you go to school? Where I go, the guys outnumber the ladies 3 to 1. Of those, a few are decent looking (picture a bunch of women engineers--the psych, biology, poly-sci and management majors are the only decent ones). Shit, I should be the one getting advice here..... |
LOL!!!!!!! That might work with all the slores around here!!! 
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Hmmmmm. I might give that a try. |
That would be my first guess. Chics love money and self confidence. Finish school, get a high paying job and stop caring about the fact that chics aren't interested in you and your fortunes will change. Then you'll get married, have kids, get divorced and wind up spending all of your money from that high paying job on alimony and child support. |
I can say that typing on a keyboard on the intarweb isn't a good start. You have to get off the porch.... |
Yep..... self confidence is key, having some financial security doesn't hurt as well b/c you become a "novelty" to these women and they will go after you, they will be intrigued by the mystery man that could care less, if you like them or not. Remember, always think that you are the "catch" not the other way around. Now go to school, get some degree, work hard and always think of ways that will make you some $, think outside the freaking box.  |
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I felt like you about a year ago, i was just so stressed out about school and i wasn't taking the time to enjoy life. My attitude started to change when i stopped caring, thats right i just got to the point where i stopped caring. Guess what happened? I started getting laid, im not even a player or some super stud but i was just really confident. I am not trying to brag but heres my situation i have a steady Girl right now, so my attitude went from trying to please women and get them to like to just going to class. Do i give a fuck if i get rejected of course not, i already got a girl waiting on me at the house. Like today, i am walking to class i see this girl who i recognize and just start chatting, bam number right there. Didn't even have to ask just sweet talked her and listened, then i come into class and start flirting with this one cute girl from russia and her friend. Ended up walking her back to her car. You know what i was wearing today, steel toe work boots, beatup jeans and a old glock shirt. Its all about playing it cool and being confident. Girls can smell a needy guy from a mile away. |
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It's hard to meet a good girl because they're so few of them out there. Most women out there are psycho to some degree. And plus, at my age (mid 20's), women aren't looking for a good man who'd make a good husband. All they want is someone to spend money on them and to have fun. |
True dat yo. You are right but Im not looking for a wife at the moment either. |
big +1 The power of indifference is a shocker... once you take the laid back, down to earth, wgaf attitude... women generally want to be with you. They're strange creatures. 
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Wow calm down we all have felt the way you are feeling you dont got to tell your arfcom brothers to F off???
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Good posts by the above posters, just remember girls are like cats. |
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+1 If you wants hook up dates, you have to be a jerk. Push people around and be rude, it really turns girls on.
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Like others have posted, women have friggin radar of sorts for guys that want a woman and they tend to stay away from such guys. Having just turned 30, my experience is that the sooner you truly quit caring and move on the sooner women will come after you. Sad, but true. American women want a man who is happy on their own so they can try to ruin it. Evil.... hell yeah it is, but a smart man can turn the tables. Happy hunting. Itchy, the chick in that photo is nasty. I would not do her with a stolen dick. |
| We don't want you if you try too hard. Desperation is the biggest turn off in the world. Play it cool, concentrate on other things going on in your life and quit trying to find a girl. The more confident you are, the more interesting you'll be to women. Nobody likes a needy, insecure person. |