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3/12/2005 12:34:06 AM EDT
Think before you post, some people might bit you in the ass if you don't
3/12/2005 12:35:04 AM EDT
[#1]
WOW, you Dah man
3/12/2005 12:36:58 AM EDT
[#2]
my cat smells like tuna
3/12/2005 12:37:16 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
WOW, you Dah man


No, just a man. I think the man is watching this board right now. So be careful what you type.

3/12/2005 12:37:18 AM EDT
[#4]
i get chicks by telling them how my mom said i was cool
3/12/2005 12:37:47 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
my cat smells like tuna


Some times when I wake up my face is wet? Isn't that weird
3/12/2005 12:38:01 AM EDT
[#6]
I use GHB
3/12/2005 12:38:41 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
i get chicks by telling them how my mom said i was cool


I get chicks by telling them I got a bannana in my pocket. When they reach into my pocket and grab my bannana they are hooked.

3/12/2005 12:39:12 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I use GHB


Tried that once on myself, woke up on a farm with my hand in a cows arse.
3/12/2005 12:39:34 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I have seen so many threads about woman this woman that. All I can say is man some of you are hopeless with the ladies and should just turn gay

First sign is when ever some girl's pic is posted about half the replys are "Id Hit It" and I am willing to bet that is how many of you approach a girl.

Yeah I don't have a girlfriend myself right now, but that is by choice. It takes a lot of time to please a woman. And you never want to burn any bridges.

All I know in HS I had seniors trying to get me dates with their sisters and girls trying to take me into the bathroom's for BJ's I did refuse however. And the good girls liked me more for it, no one likes a whore. So stop thinking about the quickest way to get into a girls pants and you would be shocked how many more nice clean attractive woman find you desirable.

Heck I went to home coming with a cute junior my freshman year.

But hey I had just drunk a little bit too much so ignore me.





3/12/2005 12:40:33 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I have seen so many threads about woman this woman that. All I can say is man some of you are hopeless with the ladies and should just turn gay

First sign is when ever some girl's pic is posted about half the replys are "Id Hit It" and I am willing to bet that is how many of you approach a girl.

Yeah I don't have a girlfriend myself right now, but that is by choice. It takes a lot of time to please a woman. And you never want to burn any bridges.

All I know in HS I had seniors trying to get me dates with their sisters and girls trying to take me into the bathroom's for BJ's I did refuse however. And the good girls liked me more for it, no one likes a whore. So stop thinking about the quickest way to get into a girls pants and you would be shocked how many more nice clean attractive woman find you desirable.

Heck I went to home coming with a cute junior my freshman year.

But hey I had just drunk a little bit too much so ignore me.





Condensed version:


Hey, I can't get laid, but you guys can't either, so you suck.


3/12/2005 12:44:21 AM EDT
[#11]
Holy shit!!! You are right!! I know NOTHING about women.

BTW, if we are so bad with women, explain how I hooked up with such a hottie for a wife?

This should get good.
3/12/2005 12:45:00 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Holy shit!!! You are right!! I know NOTHING about women.

BTW, if we are so bad with women, explain how I hooked up with such a hottie for a wife?

This should get good.



PICTURES! PICTURES!!!!!
3/12/2005 12:45:15 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have seen so many threads about woman this woman that. All I can say is man some of you are hopeless with the ladies and should just turn gay

First sign is when ever some girl's pic is posted about half the replys are "Id Hit It" and I am willing to bet that is how many of you approach a girl.

Yeah I don't have a girlfriend myself right now, but that is by choice. It takes a lot of time to please a woman. And you never want to burn any bridges.

All I know in HS I had seniors trying to get me dates with their sisters and girls trying to take me into the bathroom's for BJ's I did refuse however. And the good girls liked me more for it, no one likes a whore. So stop thinking about the quickest way to get into a girls pants and you would be shocked how many more nice clean attractive woman find you desirable.

Heck I went to home coming with a cute junior my freshman year.

But hey I had just drunk a little bit too much so ignore me.





Condensed version:


Hey, I can't get laid, but you guys can't either, so you suck.




I don't know, a week ago I had a nice offer from a nice asian chick. Than again life isn't about getting mr johnson played with. It might be fun in all but I really don't see it being worth the risk. I'll just wait.



ETA: I really like blowing shit up also, I am sure I could get away with it a few times but some day you'll get caught if you do it enough times. Best never to start.
3/12/2005 12:45:29 AM EDT
[#14]
Since we're on topics on which nobody else gives a shit:

DrFrige, I need a frige. What do I get?
3/12/2005 12:46:39 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Holy shit!!! You are right!! I know NOTHING about women.

BTW, if we are so bad with women, explain how I hooked up with such a hottie for a wife?

This should get good.


Hahaha, I said many on this forum. You don't fall under the suck with woman part if you have a healthy relationship with your wife.



And to be good with woman dosen't mean they need to be drop dead gorgeous.
3/12/2005 12:48:44 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Since we're on topics on which nobody else gives a shit:

DrFrige, I need a frige. What do I get?


Get the one with the TV damit, It's got a TV what else could you want in a fridge?
3/12/2005 1:10:17 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Since we're on topics on which nobody else gives a shit:

DrFrige, I need a frige. What do I get?



Get one with a beer keg, no joke they really make them.
3/12/2005 1:20:13 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Since we're on topics on which nobody else gives a shit:

DrFrige, I need a frige. What do I get?



Get one with a beer keg, no joke they really make them.



3/12/2005 1:22:42 AM EDT
[#19]
i touch myself at night

and in the afternoon

and morning

probably while im sleeping too
3/12/2005 1:23:37 AM EDT
[#20]
post whore?
3/12/2005 1:29:05 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
post whore?


I have said it before, I prefer the term slut.
3/12/2005 1:29:35 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
i touch myself at night

and in the afternoon

and morning

probably while im sleeping too


Maybe that's why I wake up wet?
3/12/2005 1:30:40 AM EDT
[#23]

post whore?


3/12/2005 1:36:48 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Think before you post, some people might bit you in the ass if you don't



SHUT UP!

3/12/2005 1:47:36 AM EDT
[#25]
Still post Whoring
3/12/2005 2:16:44 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i touch myself at night

and in the afternoon

and morning

probably while im sleeping too


Maybe that's why I wake up wet?




You and Michael Jackson  
3/12/2005 2:57:25 AM EDT
[#27]
olyarms = our new clean_cut ?
3/12/2005 3:03:25 AM EDT
[#28]
Post whoring is teh shiznit!