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8/16/2008 2:50:45 PM EDT
Just remember this before you take the following quiz.  You are never going to get the 1 minute it takes back in your life.  Feel free to add some more questions and see if you stump a Sham Wow expert!


1) What is the name of the ShamWow! man?
a) Mike  b) Vince  c) Charles

2) Where is the ShamWow! made?
a) America b) France  c) Germany

3) How much is the ShamWow! excluding shipping and handling?
a) $19.95  b) $21.95  c) niether

4) What do you receive if you call within the next 20 minutes because he can't do this all day?
a) Free shipping and handling  b) Another set of ShamWows!  c) Set of Ginsu knives

5) What is the ShamWow! man's problem.
a) droopy eye   b) mild speech impediment  c) He's going to die an early death if he doesn't stop with the commercials. d) a & c

6) What will you be saying everytime you use a ShamWow!
a) I can't believe I actually bought something from TV.  b) Wow  c) I think the Popiel pocket fisherman was a better deal. d) I need to get out more.
8/16/2008 2:52:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Vince is Ryan Seacrist on meth.
8/16/2008 2:52:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Those worthless infomercials drive me insane.  I hope the shamwow guys chokes on one of those filthy excuse of a paper towel.
8/16/2008 2:52:49 PM EDT
[#3]
just got mine in the mail today...awesome...never bought anything from the TV before...
8/16/2008 2:53:12 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Those worthless infomercials drive me insane.  I hope the shamwow guys chokes on one of those filthy excuse of a paper towel.


+1 I hate that guy.
8/16/2008 2:54:50 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Those worthless infomercials drive me insane.  I hope the shamwow guys chokes on one of those filthy excuse of a paper towel.


+1 I hate that guy.

What I'd say about Billy Mays would most likely violate the COC.
8/16/2008 2:55:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't be hatin the ShamWow! guy.  It's not easy making a living selling crap on TV.
8/16/2008 2:55:41 PM EDT
[#7]
In the guy's favor...he IS suing Scientology.

Of course, that's like saying "it's ok, he's one of the good Nazis"...
8/16/2008 2:57:17 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Just remember this before you take the following quiz.  You are never going to get the 1 minute it takes back in your life.  Feel free to add some more questions and see if you stump a Sham Wow expert!


1) What is the name of the ShamWow! man?
a) Mike  b) Vince  c) Charles

2) Where is the ShamWow! made?
a) America b) France  c) Germany

3) How much is the ShamWow! excluding shipping and handling?
a) $19.95  b) $21.95  c) niether

4) What do you receive if you call within the next 20 minutes because he can't do this all day?
a) Free shipping and handling  b) Another set of ShamWows!  c) Set of Ginsu knives

5) What is the ShamWow! man's problem.
a) droopy eye   b) mild speech impediment  c) He's going to die an early death if he doesn't stop with the commercials. d) a & c

6) What will you be saying everytime you use a ShamWow!
a) I can't believe I actually bought something from TV.  b) Wow  c) I think the Popiel pocket fisherman was a better deal. d) I need to get out more.


1)Douche Nozzle
2)China
3)Should Be Free
4)Blow Job
5)He's on TV
6)I really got scammed
8/16/2008 2:59:00 PM EDT
[#9]
"The Germans make good stuff."
8/16/2008 3:00:36 PM EDT
[#10]
Wow.  Vince Offer.
8/16/2008 3:04:51 PM EDT
[#11]
WTF is ShamWow! ?
8/16/2008 3:06:40 PM EDT
[#12]
WTF is it?  I failed the quiz.  
8/16/2008 3:08:44 PM EDT
[#13]
It's a really absorbant shammy.  (I see you have a life)
8/16/2008 3:09:36 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
In the guy's favor...he IS suing Scientology.

Of course, that's like saying "it's ok, he's one of the good Nazis"...



wtf is the story on this one?
8/16/2008 3:14:20 PM EDT
[#15]
kind of like Jimmy Tango, but with more headset and less blood.  
8/16/2008 3:15:47 PM EDT
[#16]
So do they work?
8/16/2008 3:16:33 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In the guy's favor...he IS suing Scientology.

Of course, that's like saying "it's ok, he's one of the good Nazis"...



wtf is the story on this one?


Here is the wikipedia entry on him (yeah, I know, wikipedia isn't the most authortative source...)

Hey, if he's suing the church, one of three things will happen:

1) he will be disappeared
2) he will be disappeared and his movie and commercials deleted
3) he will be labeled a raving crackpot, THEN disappeared

Going against those kinds of odds, I can't help but feel a little bad for the guy, even if he does annoy me to all hell
8/16/2008 3:18:22 PM EDT
[#18]
My mom bought one of them.

its been 8 weeks since she placed the order, and it hasn't arrived yet.



I wanna see if it soaks up crazy glue as good as it does water
8/16/2008 3:21:58 PM EDT
[#19]
Here it is for those with a life www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8&feature=related  
8/16/2008 3:23:07 PM EDT
[#20]
That commercial needs more cowbell.
8/16/2008 3:24:33 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
In the guy's favor...he IS suing Scientology.

Of course, that's like saying "it's ok, he's one of the good Nazis"...



wtf is the story on this one?


Here is the wikipedia entry on him (yeah, I know, wikipedia isn't the most authortative source...)

Hey, if he's suing the church, one of three things will happen:

1) he will be disappeared
2) he will be disappeared and his movie and commercials deleted
3) he will be labeled a raving crackpot, THEN disappeared

Going against those kinds of odds, I can't help but feel a little bad for the guy, even if he does annoy me to all hell


4) He'll get a snake in his mailbox.
8/16/2008 3:25:16 PM EDT
[#22]
Thanks for the link.  Now I can watch it 10x per hour rather than the current 5x.
8/16/2008 3:26:08 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
In the guy's favor...he IS suing Scientology.

Of course, that's like saying "it's ok, he's one of the good Nazis"...



wtf is the story on this one?


Here is the wikipedia entry on him (yeah, I know, wikipedia isn't the most authortative source...)

Hey, if he's suing the church, one of three things will happen:

1) he will be disappeared
2) he will be disappeared and his movie and commercials deleted
3) he will be labeled a raving crackpot, THEN disappeared

Going against those kinds of odds, I can't help but feel a little bad for the guy, even if he does annoy me to all hell


4) He'll get a snake in his mailbox.


...and then disappeared.
8/16/2008 3:34:55 PM EDT
[#24]
What if Vince was an asian stoner?
8/16/2008 3:37:36 PM EDT
[#25]
As far as sheer annoyingness, Billy Mayes has this jackass beat.
8/16/2008 3:38:17 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
WTF is ShamWow! ?

It's like a chamois, its like a towel, its like a sponge. Shamwow.
8/16/2008 3:52:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Vince couldn't have said it any better.
8/16/2008 3:52:42 PM EDT
[#28]
Vince couldn't have said it any better.
8/16/2008 3:53:36 PM EDT
[#29]
height=8
Quoted:
height=8
Quoted:
WTF is ShamWow! ?

It's like a chamois, its like a towel, its like a sponge. Shamwow.



Vince couldn't have said it any better.
8/16/2008 3:54:21 PM EDT
[#30]


What's up with the headest? Is that to distract you from Quasimoto face?

I vote he had a stroke.
8/16/2008 4:05:57 PM EDT
[#31]
Olympic divers...they use it as a towel

You follow me camera guy!!!! FTW!!
8/16/2008 4:08:39 PM EDT
[#32]
saw the same deal at swap meet for 5.00 nect to th guy with the magic salsa machine he was deomstrating. he wore a damn mic, too...
8/16/2008 4:13:03 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Those worthless infomercials drive me insane.  I hope the shamwow guys chokes on one of those filthy excuse of a paper towel.


+1 I hate that guy.

What I'd say about Billy Mays would most likely violate the COC.

I wanna light billy mays beard of fire
8/16/2008 4:14:28 PM EDT
[#34]
FTW...
8/16/2008 4:18:21 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
So do they work?


tag for the answer
8/16/2008 4:20:19 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Just remember this before you take the following quiz.  You are never going to get the 1 minute it takes back in your life.  Feel free to add some more questions and see if you stump a Sham Wow expert!


1) What is the name of the ShamWow! man?
a) Mike  b) Vince   c) Charles

2) Where is the ShamWow! made?
a) America b) France  c) Germany

3) How much is the ShamWow! excluding shipping and handling?
a) $19.95  b) $21.95  c) niether

4) What do you receive if you call within the next 20 minutes because he can't do this all day?
a) Free shipping and handling  b) Another set of ShamWows!  c) Set of Ginsu knives

5) What is the ShamWow! man's problem.
a) droopy eye   b) mild speech impediment  c) He's going to die an early death if he doesn't stop with the commercials. d) a & c

6) What will you be saying everytime you use a ShamWow!
a) I can't believe I actually bought something from TV.  b) Wow   c) I think the Popiel pocket fisherman was a better deal. d) I need to get out more.


I clearly need to get out more.
8/16/2008 4:22:51 PM EDT
[#37]
I click on this thread and what commercial comes on TV, Shamwow.
8/16/2008 4:24:10 PM EDT
[#38]
height=8
Quoted:
height=8
Quoted:
Just remember this before you take the following quiz.  You are never going to get the 1 minute it takes back in your life.  Feel free to add some more questions and see if you stump a Sham Wow expert!


1) What is the name of the ShamWow! man?
a) Mike  b) Vince   c) Charles

2) Where is the ShamWow! made?
a) America b) France  c) Germany

3) How much is the ShamWow! excluding shipping and handling?
a) $19.95  b) $21.95  c) niether

4) What do you receive if you call within the next 20 minutes because he can't do this all day?
a) Free shipping and handling  b) Another set of ShamWows!  c) Set of Ginsu knives

5) What is the ShamWow! man's problem.
a) droopy eye   b) mild speech impediment  c) He's going to die an early death if he doesn't stop with the commercials. d) a & c

6) What will you be saying everytime you use a ShamWow!
a) I can't believe I actually bought something from TV.  b) Wow   c) I think the Popiel pocket fisherman was a better deal. d) I need to get out more.


I clearly need to get out more.




We have a winner.  Good job.  Not sure what you won though.  
8/16/2008 4:25:47 PM EDT
[#39]
height=8
Quoted:
FTW...href=i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii223/fastmover_01/shamwow.jpg


So how do they work?  Have you tried dumping a quart of cola in your carpet yet and if so, do they suck most of it up?  I'm really curious.
8/16/2008 4:29:54 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
FTW...

i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii223/fastmover_01/shamwow.jpg


So how do they work?  Have you tried dumping a quart of cola in your carpet yet and if so, do they suck most of it up?  I'm really curious.


great, wife wont let on the carpet...but just as advertised.  i got them for swimming, dry off wring it out, it is relatively dry. The old shamies for swimming go hard once they dried you had to get them wet then wring them out to use them to dry off (still better than a wet towel).  the only down side is you cant get a surface bone dry, but you can get your body dry.
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