[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Your Election Fantasy (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/2/2008 2:14:20 PM EDT
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As the title suggests, what is your election fantasy?
Here are a couple of mine. -Having video of Obama praying in a muslim mosque along side known terrorists, then giving a speech denouncing the US and praising the nation of islam -McCain or Palin sniping OBL with the longest recorded shot from a Barrett .50 Of course there are some non-COC compliant ones, so keep it above board so the thread continues. |
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McCain wins by a landslide.
Every single Democrat in America takes this as a sign the mothership is coming for them and they all drink poison koolaid. Every single one. America returns to the land of the free and the home of the brave and all is right in the world. Ahh, good times. Oh, and fuck Obama. And fuck the liberal-enabling freedom-haters of the Democratic National Committee. Every. Single. One. |
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Obama's Secret Service detachment decides that they've truly had enough of this prick, after Obama says something stupid to piss them off one time too many.
So they LEAVE. His detachment QUITs, to the last man, and demands reassignment or they will resign immediately. Obama is stuck with rent-a-cops who usually moonlight security at Wal-Mart. CJ |
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McCain wins....Obama publicly supports rioting and attempts to incite revolution...showing his true colors and real intentions finally.
The result is wide spread civil unrest...and in time, people come to the unmistakable understanding that Obama was behind it all along, and that he is nothing more than an empty suit demagogue. FUCK OBAMA! 
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John wins, and these f'ing communists––starting with BO––leave the country forever, never to return.
We'll lose some members here but that's just fine with me. They're breathing our air and they don't deserve it. Voting for BO is traitorous and makes you an enemy of the USA. Take your commie, marxist shit to Russia or China and GTFO of the United States. All of you BO supporters are enemies of this country. HH |
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John wins, and these f'ing communists––starting with BO––leave the country forever, never to return. We'll lose some members here but that's just fine with me. They're breathing our air and they don't deserve it. Voting for BO is traitorous and makes you an enemy of the USA. Take your commie, marxist shit to Russia or China and GTFO of the United States. All of you BO supporters are enemies of this country. HH but how do you really feel ? 
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John wins, and these f'ing communists––starting with BO––leave the country forever, never to return. We'll lose some members here but that's just fine with me. They're breathing our air and they don't deserve it. Voting for BO is traitorous and makes you an enemy of the USA. Take your commie, marxist shit to Russia or China and GTFO of the United States. All of you BO supporters are enemies of this country. HH Amen! Agree completely!!!! |
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My election fantasy for this election? McCain wins, Obama and his wife kill themselves, along with their supporters, McCain suddenly retires shortly thereafter due to personal reasons, and Sarah Palin is President.
All of this goes on while I'm having sex with several hot, clean girls between the ages of 21-25. |
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There is an exact 50-50 nationwide tie.
I cast the deciding vote that makes it 50% +1 vote for McCain. My one vote ALSO causes NY state to tip to McCain, So he has the electoral majority. Obama will be really pissed because the Clinton s didnt bother to vote and theirs would have made him "The One" Michelle is so upset she unveils BHO's original Kenyan Birth certificate and he gets deported |
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Landslide win for McCain, demonstrating Americans complete rejection of "that one's philosophies.
He loses his re-election bid for Senate. His wife is fired from her university position, and they emigrate to Kenya in disgrace to avoid election fraud charges, brought to light by the confession of ACORN directors resulting in denial of further funding and its subsequent dismantling. The democratic Congress majority is overturned by the loss of Pelosi, Franks, Dodd, Shumer, Reid, Feinstein, Boxer, Rangel, mcCarthy, Kennedy, Clinton, and (insert others as needed) when evidence at the dissolution hearings of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac surfaces to incriminate all. Franks is imprisoned, and finds his true love named Bubba Louise  .
In 2012 a Palin/Jindal ticket running on a nationalist platform and implementation of the flat tax is another landslide victory. IRS is reduced in size by 75%. The budget has not yet been balanced due to democratic opposition, and Palin continues the McCain tradition of naming names in wasteful spending and spendthrifts from both parties are being slowly replaced by fiscal conservatives. Foreign aid has been carefully reviewed, reduced, and in some cases cut off with those payments going directly to the SSA Trust Fund, replacing funds borrowed by Congress with congressional access to any SSA funds denied by law. SS deductions remain, but are paid directly to the trust fund and not the General Fund. Wage taxes are declared unconstitutional. SSA is now solvent again and returned to it's original purpose. After the border fence was completed in 2010, poverty in Mexico reached new lows and the fence was widely denounced by the UN and declared illegal by the World court. This sparked national outrage resulting in the US refusing to fund the UN any further. The site is turned into a park. and the UN HQ relocated to Lebanon. A revolution in Mexico resulted in the lynching of Calderon and the adoption of a US inspired Constitution and BOR, prosperity increased and trade expanded. Jindal's personal quest of dissolving DHS and BATF gains wide support, and shooting sports gain newfound popularity. The CMP is expanded, and upon reaching the age of 21 and passing a voluntary US History, civics, and economics examination at the college freshman level, participants are issued a correct grade Garand, USGI issue 45 and 200 rounds for each. Jindal is elected in 2020 and starts with a balanced budget. He continues Palin's tradition of judicial review for the few unconstitutional laws remaining on the books... (ok, it's disjointed and needs refined but that's off the top of my head, and you did say fantasy) 
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Just so we are clear this is fantasy.
McCain wins by carrying California, Ohio, Indiana, etc. In his televised concession speech Obama calls for his followers to rise up and strike down their oppressors with violent action. Detroit, L.A., Chicago, D.C., Atlanta, New York, and Philly all get burned to the ground. Sporadic fire fights are fought through out the country of the following weeks as heavily armed 'bitter clingers' put down the last of the Obamnites. The massive violence fractures the Democrat party and lowers it so in the eyes of the public it ceases to exist in America. The top member flee the country to live in exile in France. In 2012 the Republican party is unseated by the grass roots 'Constructionist Party'. This party is easily recognized by the fact that they open carry everywhere including the Congressional floor. The small number of detractors refer to them as "The Barbarian Horde." They party begins a massive roll back of government unseen in the history of the country. The ATF, IRS, DEA, CIA, NRO, Fannie May, Freddie Mac, FERC, EPA, etc are destroyed. The New Deal ends completely. Social Security is phased out of being. Unions are crushed and manufacturing industries are give massive tax breaks." |
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When Obama loses, watching Michelle get so angry that she spontanously combusts and the size of the explosion takes out most of the DNC convention and the media covering it, except for Fox News. I cant stand that Biatch either. I'm so praying for a substantial McCain margin of WIN. |
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A 50-state landslide for McCain. Obama doesn't carry ONE state. Obama and his bitch wife are so freaked over it that they both suffer fatal myocardial infarctions. CJ add followed up by the fruition of an all-inclusive DU suicide pact followed by an immortal George Washington rising from the grave to be appointed unending ruler of America and you have mine. |
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If you want to dream big…
Barack Obama wins the election and is sworn in. At his inauguration he announces that he is actually a Conservative Libertarian and an undercover FBI agent who had been working to infiltrate a corrupt Democrat party. Now, he has the dirt on the entire organization. He then issues arrest orders for most of the Democrat party politicians on various corruption and abuse of power charges. Then he promises to restore our Constitution, works the number 87 into his speech somewhere, and flashes a notepad with a bolt face logo on it. |
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God Himself comes to earth, announces to everyone on the planet that Obama is the minion of the devil, then touches Obama (and his wife) with a mighty finger, and they explode into clouds of greasy smoke. Then God tells EVERY Obama supporter exactly WHY Obama and
his ideals and ideas are evil and contrary to HIS plan, and gives them all the chance to repent and turn Republican or get tossed in the fires of Hell RIGHT NOW, and He also tells them that Hell is guarded by Republican guards who share rotating guard duties, on special volunteer assignments from Heaven. Those guards are cool and comfortable at all times, and do not suffer any discomfort or inconvenience while pulling this special duty. It is part of the Plan that those who are in Hell shall have good Republicans in command of them. 
CJ |
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McCain wins and ends up being a true republican... cutting taxes on everyone and cutting the size of government drastically.
After the defeat, the Dems realize that they were wrong and there is a widespread rise in accountability of ones action, ending the need for welfare. Oh and a small outbreak in Zombies just for fun. |
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A realistic fantasy would be Obama wining by a slim margin and doing such a horrible fucking job as POTUS that by 2012 the people would respond by voting every last fucking Democrap out of office. One better, he's so incredibly awful, and Congress, too, that the people do something Thomas Jefferson would be EXTREMELY proud of us for finally doing, and in the process, getting our country back from those politicans who have STOLEN it from us long ago. CJ |