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Posted: 8/30/2004 2:02:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 2:04:05 PM EST by hk940]
1. Your lunch box is a .50 cal ammo can.
2. You named your rifle a girl’s name.
3. Your preban M-4gery absolutely has to have to have an Ontario OKC3S
4. You store glossy “tactical vendor catalogs” on top of the toilet tank.
5. You can remember the rifleman's creed but have never been a marine.
6. You are saving up for the vacation with Pat Rogers or Clint Smith.”
7. MREs taste ok.
8. You think boonie hats look cool
9. When company comes over you put out the good gun magazines.

and number 10:
You know you’re a “real” arm chair commando if… You think if you can live at home until your 32 you can afford to buy that full auto M-16!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:05:14 PM EST
Hum, only 6 out of 10 for me.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:07:15 PM EST
Only one,

and boonie hats ARE cool!

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:08:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By hk940:
1. Your lunch box is a .50 cal ammo can.
Nope.
2. You named your rifle a girl’s name.
Nope, no names.
3. Your preban M-4gery absolutely has to have to have an Ontario OKC3S
Ashamed to admit I don't know what this is.
4. You store glossy “tactical vendor catalogs” on top of the toilet tank.
Nope, but I do have some Valdada scope glossy's by my desk.
5. You can remember the rifleman's creed but have never been a marine.
Can't remember it. Wasn't a marine.
6. You are saving up for the vacation with Pat Rogers or Clint Smith.”
Finally got one!
7. MREs taste ok.
Never tasted em.
8. You think boonie hats look cool
I do!
9. When company comes over you put out the good gun magazines.
I don't have any. Just guns. And ammo.
and number 10:
You know you’re a “real” arm chair commando if… You think if you can live at home until your 32 you can afford to buy that full auto M-16!



Hmmm...2 out of 10. Disappointing.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:10:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By hk940:
1. Your lunch box is a .50 cal ammo can.
2. You named your rifle a girl’s name.
3. Your preban M-4gery absolutely has to have to have an Ontario OKC3S
4. You store glossy “tactical vendor catalogs” on top of the toilet tank.
5. You can remember the rifleman's creed but have never been a marine.
6. You are saving up for the vacation with Pat Rogers or Clint Smith.”
7. MREs taste ok.
8. You think boonie hats look cool
9. When company comes over you put out the good gun magazines.

and number 10:
You know you’re a “real” arm chair commando if… You think if you can live at home until your 32 you can afford to buy that full auto M-16!



0 out of 10 thankfully.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:12:37 PM EST
5 out of 10 for me.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:13:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:15:29 PM EST
You got me on #7
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:17:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 2:17:57 PM EST by gamesniper]
Only 3 for me.

Store "wish books" on top of the toilet.

MREs taste OK.

Boonie hats look cool, but only if I'm hunting, fishing or doing yardwork. You wouldn't see me wearing one anytime else. And I own 7 different camo patterns, 8 total.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:17:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By hk940:
1. Your lunch box is a .50 cal ammo can. I own several...
2. You named your rifle a girl’s name. Destructor of Souls isn't a girls name....
3. Your preban M-4gery absolutely has to have to have an Ontario OKC3S I have a Mini Kabar taped to my SAR-1
4. You store glossy “tactical vendor catalogs” on top of the toilet tank. ..nope....
5. You can remember the rifleman's creed but have never been a marine. Thats a good point...
6. You are saving up for the vacation with Pat Rogers or Clint Smith.” Yep.
7. MREs taste ok. I've had worse (you LIE!)
8. You think boonie hats look cool THEY DO!
9. When company comes over you put out the good gun magazines. Put them away, womenz come over here....

and number 10:
You know you’re a “real” arm chair commando if… You think if you can live at home until your 32 you can afford to buy that full auto M-16! THats not a bad idea!! Dad, about me moving back to KC...

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 2:33:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By hk940:
1. Your lunch box is a .50 cal ammo can.Not a lunchbox, but helped make a grill outa one
2. You named your rifle a girl’s name.nope
3. Your preban M-4gery absolutely has to have to have an Ontario OKC3Snope, dont plan on any drive by bayonettings anytime soon
4. You store glossy “tactical vendor catalogs” on top of the toilet tank. Nope
5. You can remember the rifleman's creed but have never been a marine.Was a MARINE , but still dont know it
6. You are saving up for the vacation with Pat Rogers or Clint Smith.”Not there, but close
7. MREs taste ok. They do
8. You think boonie hats look cool Not only do they look cool but functional as well
9. When company comes over you put out the good gun magazines.actually I put my "magazines" and "books" away, quick way to get stereo typed

and number 10:
You know you’re a “real” arm chair commando if… You think if you can live at home until your 32 you can afford to buy that full auto M-16! shot the real thing for free, its fun, but not worth 10k and the hassles

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:02:14 PM EST
Damn, that's hittin' pretty close to home.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:08:38 PM EST
Your five year old grandbaby gets you a beer while your sitting in front of the TV watching the original Rambo movie.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:11:25 PM EST
Only thing I got is that I wear an old danish army boonie hat when it's really sunny out, or it's raining.

I guess 1 out 10 isn't too bad. ... isn't that a Meatloaf song, or is that 2 out of 3 ?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:17:44 PM EST
#8 but only if fishing/camping/hunting. #10 has crossed my mind, but i'm over that now.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:18:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 6:25:31 PM EST by hk940]
you make your girlfriend pose with your rifle while wearing a marpat camo bikini.
and post pics on AR15.com

your baby's teething ring is a demilled .50 cal round.

all your socks and underwear are green.

your "pinup" calendar is of guns you can't afford to own (much less feed)

you wonder if Col. John Matrix could kick Maj. 'Dutch' Schaeffers' ass.
you can name the move, actor and all the guns they carried.



Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:19:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 6:20:26 PM EST by Va_Dinger]
4 out of 10 for me.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:31:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By hk940:
1. Your lunch box is a .50 cal ammo can.great idea. thanks!
2. You named your rifle a girl’s name.
3. Your preban M-4gery absolutely has to have to have an Ontario OKC3S
4. You store glossy “tactical vendor catalogs” on top of the toilet tank. Duh, I have a magazine rack on the wall.
5. You can remember the rifleman's creed but have never been a marine.not my fault. you guys bring it up every other day
6. You are saving up for the vacation with Pat Rogers or Clint Smith.”well, a tactical carbine class, anyway. close
7. MREs taste ok.
8. You think boonie hats look cool oh yeah
9. When company comes over you put out the good gun magazines.

and number 10:
You know you’re a “real” arm chair commando if… You think if you can live at home until your 32 you can afford to buy that full auto M-16! wish I'd thought of that 13 years ago!

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