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12/25/2010 7:20:20 PM EDT
The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen
12/25/2010 7:27:26 PM EDT
[#1]
I was camping once and it was so cold the words would freeze as you spoke and you had to hold them over the fire, to thaw, so people could hear what you were saying.
12/25/2010 8:00:11 PM EDT
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I was camping once and it was so cold the words would freeze as you spoke and you had to hold them over the fire, to thaw, so people could hear what you were saying.




I have to remember that one...  that's funny.  
12/25/2010 8:00:46 PM EDT
[#3]
-10 or so in Illinois one time when I was still OTR... Sitting at the dock waiting for them to unload the trailer, sat a 1 liter bottle of soda on top of the mirror and it was half frozen in 5 minutes. Or the time I was picking up a load of ice cream in Vermont, about the same air temp - pre-cool the trailer to -20, huh? I think I'll just open the doors for a few minutes... Or -20(perhaps a bit lower, I don't think those electronic thermometers work well at low temps) in Iowa - truck running, heater blowing full blast, diesel powered furnace going full blast, wearing warm clothes inside a sleeping bag, and STILL shivering...
12/25/2010 8:00:53 PM EDT
[#4]
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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen


Where are you?
12/25/2010 8:23:53 PM EDT
[#5]
When your whiskey is slushy..
12/25/2010 8:26:31 PM EDT
[#6]
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When your whiskey is slushy..



That would call for a splash of antifreeze...





12/25/2010 8:33:01 PM EDT
[#7]
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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen


Where are you?




Clearly, he is in a port-o-john.
12/25/2010 8:34:15 PM EDT
[#8]
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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen




Pics of your girlfriend or BS.


12/25/2010 8:36:49 PM EDT
[#9]
When you stick your head out of a striker going 40mpg and your tongue blisters immediately followed by choking on the air from the temperature.






(Relayed to me from a friend stationed in Fair Banks)
12/25/2010 8:57:14 PM EDT
[#10]
I saw a show about people who live up past the circle and maintain pipelines in Siberia.

They depend on these huge service trucks. Your truck breaks down, you die. It's that simple.

They spit, it hits the ground frozen.

To start the trucks in the morning, they have to light fires under the fuel tanks, because the diesel freezes solid.
12/25/2010 9:00:14 PM EDT
[#11]
You know it's really cold when democrats have their hands in their own pockets......
12/25/2010 9:01:05 PM EDT
[#12]
Like this?


This is teh shitter that leaked from Hawaii to Seattle on one of these


Sir James...
12/25/2010 9:04:51 PM EDT
[#13]
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When your whiskey is slushy..


I keep my whiskey in the freezer  
12/25/2010 9:05:58 PM EDT
[#14]


Yummy, blue Ice!  
12/25/2010 9:25:46 PM EDT
[#15]



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Yummy, blue Ice!  
Momma only warned me about the yellow kind.  This must be GTG





 
12/25/2010 9:28:30 PM EDT
[#16]
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Yummy, blue Ice!  
Momma only warned me about the yellow kind.  This must be GTG

 


The #3 engine on a Delta 727 departed once during flight because it injested a chunk of blue ice that leaked from the lavatory service panel.
12/25/2010 9:30:19 PM EDT
[#17]



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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen


That happened to me once.  I had to drop a deuce, and it thudded instead of splashed.  It was quite hilarious hearing the reaction from the guy that went in behind me



 
12/25/2010 9:34:45 PM EDT
[#18]



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Yummy, blue Ice!  
Momma only warned me about the yellow kind.  This must be GTG



 




The #3 engine on a Delta 727 departed once during flight because it injested a chunk of blue ice that leaked from the lavatory service panel.
Donny Darko: The True Story





 
12/25/2010 9:37:33 PM EDT
[#19]
A buddy used to say, "Cold is when you are laying in your tent crying cause you think your gonna die."  He was referring to being stuck in a storm on McKinley, temp was around -60.
12/25/2010 9:39:39 PM EDT
[#20]
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When your whiskey is slushy..


I keep my whiskey in the freezer  


About 20 degrees below zero F..whiskey gets slushy...

12/25/2010 9:40:26 PM EDT
[#21]
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Yummy, blue Ice!  
Momma only warned me about the yellow kind.  This must be GTG

 


The #3 engine on a Delta 727 departed once during flight because it injested a chunk of blue ice that leaked from the lavatory service panel.
Donny Darko: The True Story

 


Me confused  
12/25/2010 9:42:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
I saw a show about people who live up past the circle and maintain pipelines in Siberia.

They depend on these huge service trucks. Your truck breaks down, you die. It's that simple.

They spit, it hits the ground frozen.

To start the trucks in the morning, they have to light fires under the fuel tanks, because the diesel freezes solid.


I call BS. I'm sitting North of the arctic circle as we speak. The diesels aren't frozen, and an engine block heater is plenty to let you start her up. Once we go sub -20, they never get turned off. It was -53 with wind chill last night, and the spit didn't freeze before it hit the ground. Close though!


My gas truck is sitting unplugged and off at the moment. It will start right up when I go out there. Current temp -35F.
12/25/2010 9:45:39 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm thinking your life sucks right now  

Then again I live in Georgia and the low is 30 degrees F.  
12/25/2010 9:48:05 PM EDT
[#24]



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Yummy, blue Ice!  
Momma only warned me about the yellow kind.  This must be GTG



 




The #3 engine on a Delta 727 departed once during flight because it injested a chunk of blue ice that leaked from the lavatory service panel.
Donny Darko: The True Story



 




Me confused  


It's a movie about a time loop where a 737 engine falls into the guys bedroom while he's out of the house.  There's not way to just "summarize" the film accurately.

 
12/25/2010 9:48:34 PM EDT
[#25]
You must have shitty whiskey for it to get slushy ?????  lived in Northern Mn and Well Canada most of my Life only alcahol i have ever had freeze or get slushy was beer and well my blood a few times.
12/25/2010 9:57:47 PM EDT
[#26]
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Yummy, blue Ice!  
Momma only warned me about the yellow kind.  This must be GTG

 


The #3 engine on a Delta 727 departed once during flight because it injested a chunk of blue ice that leaked from the lavatory service panel.
Donny Darko: The True Story

 


Me confused  

It's a movie about a time loop where a 737 engine falls into the guys bedroom while he's out of the house.  There's not way to just "summarize" the film accurately.  


Well, that is interesting.  My story is actually true.
12/25/2010 10:10:55 PM EDT
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12/25/2010 10:20:47 PM EDT
[#28]
I went camping with some friends on a winter weekend many years ago.  We had 8" of snow cover and low temps of -8 F.  Good times sitting around the fire while keeping your beer close enough to the fire to keep from freezing!
12/25/2010 11:32:57 PM EDT
[#29]
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I went camping with some friends on a winter weekend many years ago.  We had 8" of snow cover and low temps of -8 F.  Good times sitting around the fire while keeping your beer close enough to the fire to keep from freezing!


Fuck that!




I'd kill for some slushy whiskey right now! Stuck on an oilfield, and it's a dry county.  
12/25/2010 11:35:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Worked with an Indian (dot not feather) engineer. Apparently, it doesn't get really cold where he is from. One time when it got to near -10 he stepped out side to smoke a cigarette. He walked past me on his way back in looking extremely unhappy. I said. "You OK Raj?" Raj being his name and all.

He turned to me with a truly shocked expression on his face and said...."I do not know where is my DICK!"
12/25/2010 11:54:40 PM EDT
[#31]
...the lawyers and politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

ETA

The early coast-to-coast airliners had a problem with their blue ice. The tanks would freeze and crack, and a large block of blue ice would form on the outside of the aircraft.

When the aircraft started to descend west of the Rockies, the ice would heat up and flake off. The houses below would get hit by these blocks of ice. This was the first time in history where Americans were being hit by ICBMs*.














*icy B-Ms.
12/26/2010 3:47:49 AM EDT
[#32]




It's not that cold here, but it's so damn windy I just watched a chicken lay the same egg twice....


12/26/2010 3:54:42 AM EDT
[#33]





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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen



No desire to be at the altitude you are at.





 
12/26/2010 6:17:30 AM EDT
[#34]


It was so cold that the Sled Dog Festival was cancelled.
12/26/2010 8:03:32 AM EDT
[#35]
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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen


Where are you?


northern astan

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The blue water in the port-o-john is frozen

No desire to be at the altitude you are at.
 


im only at about 5K but i can see 12K a few miles from me
12/26/2010 8:24:02 AM EDT
[#36]
Was so cold here last week, I saw 2 dogs trying to jump start a rabbitt.
12/26/2010 8:24:20 AM EDT
[#37]



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-10 or so in Illinois one time when I was still OTR... Sitting at the dock waiting for them to unload the trailer, sat a 1 liter bottle of soda on top of the mirror and it was half frozen in 5 minutes. Or the time I was picking up a load of ice cream in Vermont, about the same air temp - pre-cool the trailer to -20, huh? I think I'll just open the doors for a few minutes... Or -20(perhaps a bit lower, I don't think those electronic thermometers work well at low temps) in Iowa - truck running, heater blowing full blast, diesel powered furnace going full blast, wearing warm clothes inside a sleeping bag, and STILL shivering...


yes Iowa winters suck...farm tile repair..before the ground freezes too deep..the cold water in the ground is warmer than the air...

 
fuck cold.  nose hairs freezing, frost bite on your face around your mouth and upper lip..frozen gums from breathing too hard..

fuck cold.
12/26/2010 8:43:43 AM EDT
[#38]
I went hunting one time and saw a frozen waterfall. It was very cold that week.
12/26/2010 8:46:33 AM EDT
[#39]
below zero for the past two weeks.
shits gettin' old.
12/26/2010 8:48:08 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
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I saw a show about people who live up past the circle and maintain pipelines in Siberia.

They depend on these huge service trucks. Your truck breaks down, you die. It's that simple.

They spit, it hits the ground frozen.

To start the trucks in the morning, they have to light fires under the fuel tanks, because the diesel freezes solid.


I call BS. I'm sitting North of the arctic circle as we speak. The diesels aren't frozen, and an engine block heater is plenty to let you start her up. Once we go sub -20, they never get turned off. It was -53 with wind chill last night, and the spit didn't freeze before it hit the ground. Close though!


My gas truck is sitting unplugged and off at the moment. It will start right up when I go out there. Current temp -35F.

Yeah, they must have faked all that stuff to make the show better.