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8/4/2017 2:55:10 PM EDT
In light of the recent thread and in the same vein, I'm working on some serious breakthroughs in cloning and time travel.  Let's say you use my reverse time travel machine to go back in time...

You meet your wife after you're both married to each other.  The date from your nuptials is up to you for the purpose of this exercise but it's clearly when you were both younger.

You sleep with your past, younger wife.

Is this cheating?

Your wife knows it's you as well.  There's no doubt in her mind, she's knows it's an older you, her husband from the future.

Is your wife cheating?

What would you say to your father-in-law now when he wants to meet you?  (Mods that's a topical joke)  :)

Disclaimer:  This is a lighthearted thread.  While my research is coming along, I expect that I'm probably 5-7 years away from a full prototype.  I have developed a time machine that only goes forward in time at regular speed.  I am looking for investors.
8/4/2017 3:01:03 PM EDT
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What's you plan to deal with the younger you while you're doing your younger wife?  
8/4/2017 3:05:49 PM EDT
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In light of the recent thread and in the same vein, I'm working on some serious breakthroughs in cloning and time travel.  Let's say you use my reverse time travel machine to go back in time...
You meet your wife after you're both married to each other.  The date from your nuptials is up to you for the purpose of this exercise but it's clearly when you were both younger.
You sleep with your past, younger wife.
Is this cheating?
Your wife knows it's you as well.  There's no doubt in her mind, she's knows it's an older you, her husband from the future.
Is your wife cheating?
What would you say to your father-in-law now when he wants to meet you?  (Mods that's a topical joke)  :)
Disclaimer:  This is a lighthearted thread.  While my research is coming along, I expect that I'm probably 5-7 years away from a full prototype.  I have developed a time machine that only goes forward in time at regular speed.  I am looking for investors.
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Time travel isn't possible. Then, there are two of you in the same time and space.
8/4/2017 3:09:17 PM EDT
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You know younger you's schedule.  You know when you were at home.  Plus you know how dumb younger you was, you can easily trick him.
8/4/2017 3:39:54 PM EDT
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All depends on the agreement with present day wife.
If she says it's cheating then it's cheating if she say ok then No cheating. If she isn't aware then you will never know until she finds out.
8/4/2017 3:43:25 PM EDT
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All depends on the agreement with present day wife.
If she says it's cheating then it's cheating if she say ok then No cheating. If she isn't aware then you will never know until she finds out.
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If you went back in time and did it with the younger her, then she already knows all about it right? 
8/4/2017 3:44:17 PM EDT
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You're squandering time travel technology.  Have you no shame?
8/4/2017 3:44:38 PM EDT
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Whup his ass.  You know-old man strength and all that.
8/4/2017 3:45:21 PM EDT
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You're squandering time travel technology.  Have you no shame?
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For lack of a better comeback Imma gonna say dis.
8/4/2017 3:45:31 PM EDT
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Interesting time travel priorities. Haha.
8/4/2017 3:53:19 PM EDT
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If you went back in time and did it with the younger her, then she already knows all about it right? 
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All depends on the agreement with present day wife.
If she says it's cheating then it's cheating if she say ok then No cheating. If she isn't aware then you will never know until she finds out.
If you went back in time and did it with the younger her, then she already knows all about it right? 
Interesting...I'll save that thread for Monday.

You show back up in the future and your wife says, "I knew you were a cheater."  You reply, "but instead of killing Hitler, I just wanted to have sex with the younger you..."

You're probably not having sex with the older her for a long time either...  
8/4/2017 4:11:22 PM EDT
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What does the wife of today think of you sleeping wither her past self?  I think mabe not comfortable with it.

But then again, she would already know because she did it in the past before you knew you did it.
8/4/2017 4:11:31 PM EDT
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All it would do is prove to her you can still get it up and the older you got the weirder you sex life is.
8/4/2017 4:14:04 PM EDT
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So yer fucking yer younger wife and the younger you finds out about it and shoots you....is that murder or suicide?  Can you be held accountable?  What does you insurance co. say?
8/4/2017 4:16:14 PM EDT
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Poll fail:

OP has too much time on his hands and/or needs to get laid.
8/4/2017 4:16:52 PM EDT
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Goes back in time to bang a chick
It's his wife and not Audrey Hepburn or something

OP's thread is bad and he should feel bad.
8/4/2017 4:17:23 PM EDT
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Double tap for truth
8/4/2017 4:19:31 PM EDT
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Even better question: by doing that are you cucking yourself?
8/4/2017 4:23:35 PM EDT
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The better question is this:

Would you have a three-way with your wife and your time-travel clone?
8/4/2017 4:28:21 PM EDT
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Eiffel tower.
8/4/2017 4:34:45 PM EDT
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8/4/2017 5:24:32 PM EDT
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Threesome!

Or why not both of you go back in time and have a foursome?
8/4/2017 5:28:18 PM EDT
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You invented the time travel machine and all you can think of is to nail your future wife???
8/4/2017 6:08:16 PM EDT
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What does the wife of today think of you sleeping wither her past self?  I think mabe not comfortable with it.

But then again, she would already know because she did it in the past before you knew you did it.
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I knew she was holding something back from me.  Now I have the upper hand.  Control is very healthy fundamental part of all relationships.

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Past wife, not future wife.  Why would I invent a time machine to have sex with an older lady?  Nobody liked my cloning idea.

We need to be goal oriented.

The time machine is for you guys, not me.
8/4/2017 6:10:33 PM EDT
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Younger you catches older you and cuts off his own penis.  Now what OP?  NOW WHAT?


8/4/2017 6:16:25 PM EDT
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What if she likes the future you? The past you would get upset and kill himself. The future you would lose a period of his life when he was most active becoming successful. You'd become a bum. Your wife now can't stand you. You kill yourself.

Wife meets Brad Pitt and they hit it off. Jennifer Aniston commits suicide. On and on, until no one is left in the United States. Russia takes over.
8/4/2017 6:30:11 PM EDT
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Wife made you watch "The Time Traveler's Wife" too, huh?
8/4/2017 6:38:27 PM EDT
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What if she likes the future you? The past you would get upset and kill himself. The future you would lose a period of his life when he was most active becoming successful. You'd become a bum. Your wife now can't stand you. You kill yourself.

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You raise a good point.

I have temporarily suspended all work on the time travel machine and fired all my workers.

My daughter is now kind of mad at me.
8/4/2017 7:07:31 PM EDT
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My wife says that if current 46 year-old me goes back and has sex with 18 year-old her that's creepy and I shouldn't do that.  But, if 23 year-old me (the age I was when we met) went back and had sex with 18 year-old her, that would be okay.

Also, she would not be interested in a threesome with her clone but she says it would be okay to make TWO clones of her and have sex with them.

So, I've got that going for me.
8/4/2017 7:18:30 PM EDT
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Why would the younger shoot your older self? He would then know that he was going to die a violent death in the future
8/4/2017 7:55:12 PM EDT
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My wife says that if current 46 year-old me goes back and has sex with 18 year-old her that's creepy and I shouldn't do that.  But, if 23 year-old me (the age I was when we met) went back and had sex with 18 year-old her, that would be okay.

Also, she would not be interested in a threesome with her clone but she says it would be okay to make TWO clones of her and have sex with them.

So, I've got that going for me.
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My wife says that if current 46 year-old me goes back and has sex with 18 year-old her that's creepy and I shouldn't do that.  But, if 23 year-old me (the age I was when we met) went back and had sex with 18 year-old her, that would be okay.

Also, she would not be interested in a threesome with her clone but she says it would be okay to make TWO clones of her and have sex with them.

So, I've got that going for me.
Yeah, the response I got was "My mom was right about you being an idiot."  

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So yer fucking yer younger wife and the younger you finds out about it and shoots you....is that murder or suicide?  Can you be held accountable?  What does you insurance co. say?
Why would the younger shoot your older self? He would then know that he was going to die a violent death in the future
Some people don't fully think these things through.

That's what RBL Industries is here to help prevent.
8/4/2017 8:58:58 PM EDT
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If you go back in time and suck your own dick is it gay?