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Posted: 2/12/2001 4:27:19 PM EDT
Put em up.
Put em up.
Which one of ya first?
I`ll fight ya both together, if ya want.
I`ll fight ya with one paw tied behind my back.
I`ll fight ya standing on foot.
I`ll fight ya with my eyes closed.
Oh, pullin an axe on me, huh?
Sneaking up on me, huh?
Oh scared, huh?
How long can you stay fresh in that can?
C,mon get up and fight you shivering junkyard.
Put yer hands up ya lopsided bag of hay.
I`ll get you anyway, PeeWee.
What did you do that for?
I didn't bite him.
Well you didn`t have to go and hit me.
Is my nose bleeding?
I got your six
[i]Toto, I dont think we're in Kansas anymore...[/i]
Your kids have a Wizard of OZ tape?
No, I have the tape, they can borrow it.
I saw a guy do this as a monologue in a movie, Never did get the name of the movie, Johnny Dep, Jerry Lewis, couple other folks.
Thats another great one. Thanks
Wicked witch of the west, Finstien?
Wicked witch of the east, Clinton?
hummm... how funny art imitates life.
My mom loved that actor, what was his name? Bert Lahr?
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