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Posted: 5/1/2009 8:55:52 PM EDT

I think she needs to start going to AA meetings.

I will admit, however, that she is kind of cute––––-very very very very very very VERY drunk––––––but still cute.

Cute or not, this video still left me with a very strong sense of

and further realization that drinking to much alcohol will make normal people do crazy crap they would probably hopefully never do sober. BTW, in the video, she claimed to be a hurricane evacuee from New Orleans.

Posted: 5/1/2009 8:59:26 PM EDT

[#1]

When the blondes look at you like you're an idiot...

... there's your sign.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:00:47 PM EDT

[#2]

Wow annoying.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:01:13 PM EDT

[#3]

Looks like the "Tot Mom"

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:01:30 PM EDT

[#4]

Eh, I'd hit it

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:02:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Sorry we don't claim her. I personally don't recognize her so she can't be from here. Perhaps Florida.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:03:40 PM EDT

[#6]

I would make her hate herself in the morning.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:04:49 PM EDT

[#7]

She was pretty drunk but I have seen worse....

I saw a girl puke on the floor right in the middle of the bar...

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:05:01 PM EDT

[#8]

Christ what a screechy voice.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:05:46 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd wreck that chick.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:07:02 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm guessing that little lady had more than just alcohol.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:08:30 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I'd wreck that chick.

Honestly, from the sound of it someone else got there first.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:08:56 PM EDT

[#12]

Nothing unusual really... Go to a bar here you you will probably see the same thing...

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:09:05 PM EDT

[#13]

hahaha

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she needs a cock in her mouth

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:11:59 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

She was pretty drunk but I have seen worse....

I saw a girl puke on the floor right in the middle of the bar...

I can top that.

I had a drunk girl puke in my lap while painting the tree.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:12:12 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I'd wreck that chick.

And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.

Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:12:39 PM EDT

[#16]

Love the first comment on the video.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:13:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
When the blondes look at you like you're an idiot...

... there's your sign.

This.

Posted: 5/1/2009 9:17:39 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I'd wreck that chick.

Double that.

Looked like a SNL skit.

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:46:32 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd wreck that chick.

And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.

Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.

wreck

verb
to enjoy completely and thoroughly.
to have a totally complete sexual encounter leaving partner so satisfied that they are unable to move.

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:51:34 AM EDT

[#20]

great rack

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:52:40 AM EDT

[#21]

The shrillness and accent combined made my cat leave the room.

He's normally a very tolerant cat... but she was too much.

I can't say I disagree.

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:58:13 AM EDT

[#22]

I'd stick it in her third input in the alley behind the bar and post it on ARFCOM.

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:58:39 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd wreck that chick.

And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.

Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.

wreck

verb
to enjoy completely and thoroughly.
to have a totally complete sexual encounter leaving partner so satisfied that they are unable to move.

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"

The phrase "wrecking" a chick has been around waaaaayyyy!! longer than that family guy quote. Sorry bro.

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:58:52 AM EDT

[#24]

I bet shy usually dates Dale Jr. fans

The blondes are entertained ––- can I get a pair of them to go?

Posted: 5/2/2009 8:59:27 AM EDT

[#25]

I would shove my cock in her mouth to shut her up, then fuck the shit out of her.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:21 AM EDT

[#26]

Right up her ass.

But...holy shit did you see everyone else was sober and had a look on their faces like "wtf?"

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:22 AM EDT

[#27]

Sounds like a baby being flogged by a handful of burning cats.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:42 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd wreck that chick.

And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.

Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.

wreck

verb
to enjoy completely and thoroughly.
to have a totally complete sexual encounter leaving partner so satisfied that they are unable to move.

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"

The phrase "wrecking" a chick has been around waaaaayyyy!! longer than family guy quote. Sorry bro.

I was copy/pasting from Urban dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wreck

I don't know how long it's been around.... but it's apparently a new term to leatherpuke.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:43 AM EDT

[#29]

The look on that guy's face was hilarious.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:02:04 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Eh, I'd hit it

haha, yep. Me too.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:02:28 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

I'm guessing that little lady had more than just alcohol.

That was my thought too.

The blonds were pretty.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:03:06 AM EDT

[#32]

This pretty much sums it up

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:03:30 AM EDT

[#33]

Somebody is primed for making a lot of bad decisions.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:04:38 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
This pretty much sums it up

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss46/sweetg21/WTF.jpg

Eerily similar to

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:05:39 AM EDT

[#35]

She probably makes a lot of noise in the sack....

.....and then vomits.

Posted: 5/2/2009 9:08:46 AM EDT

[#36]

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"

Urban dictionary fails massively. That term was in use clear back in the 80s. "I'd wreck her guts" is another similar old one.

Posted: 5/2/2009 11:19:35 AM EDT

[#37]

I don't speak 'Idiot', can someone translate this into normal english???....

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:41:34 PM EDT

[#38]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:43:53 PM EDT

[#39]

Back when I was in my 20s, I do admit there were a couple of times I woke in the morning, and prayed there was no video like that.
Thank god I came of age in the 70s before EVERYTHING was on the internet!

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:44:33 PM EDT

[#40]

Boxxy's sister...?

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:02 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was pretty drunk but I have seen worse....

I saw a girl puke on the floor right in the middle of the bar...

I can top that.

I had a drunk girl puke in my lap while painting the tree.

I had a drunk girl puke all over my package while blowing me.

Luckily I was at my house and just jumped in the shower and after yanking the sheets off the bed I hit it.

That chick is kinda cute but I could barely understand her. I'd hit it.

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:03 PM EDT

[#42]

and people wonder why I don't drink a lot at parties....it's shit like this that's way more amusing than being drunk yourself.

that said I can tolerate drunk people about as well as I can tolerate closed minded people....not at all

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:20 PM EDT

[#43]

Not cute

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:50:34 PM EDT

[#44]

My moneys on her being from Boca Raton. There crawlin out from the cracks in the tile flooring there with Margarita's in their hands.

Damn, I'm glad I got out of that place alive. Cleanse it with fire.

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:53:23 PM EDT

[#45]

The Florabama

That place just brings out the best in everyone!

Posted: 5/2/2009 1:54:27 PM EDT

[#46]

i went on date with a chick like that except she was blonde- when she drank it was embarrassing as hell, needless to say i didn't go out with her for a 2nd date