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Posted: 5/1/2009 8:55:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2009 9:11:38 PM EDT by ElevenO]
I think she needs to start going to AA meetings.        



I will admit, however, that she is kind of cute––––-very very very very very very VERY drunk––––––but still cute.





Cute or not, this video still left me with a very strong sense of and further realization that drinking to much alcohol will make normal people do crazy crap they would probably hopefully never do sober. BTW, in the video, she claimed to be a hurricane evacuee from New Orleans.






Link Posted: 5/1/2009 8:59:26 PM EDT
When the blondes look at you like you're an idiot...

... there's your sign.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:00:47 PM EDT
Wow annoying.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:01:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:01:30 PM EDT
Eh, I'd hit it
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:02:13 PM EDT
Sorry we don't claim her.  I personally don't recognize her so she can't be from here.  Perhaps Florida.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:03:40 PM EDT
I would make her hate herself in the morning.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:04:49 PM EDT
She was pretty drunk but I have seen worse....

I saw a girl puke on the floor right in the middle of the bar...
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:05:01 PM EDT
Christ what a screechy voice.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:05:46 PM EDT
I'd wreck that chick.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:07:02 PM EDT
I'm guessing that little lady had more than just alcohol.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:08:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
I'd wreck that chick.

Honestly, from the sound of it someone else got there first.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:08:56 PM EDT
Nothing unusual really... Go to a bar here you you will probably see the same thing...
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:09:05 PM EDT
hahaha

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she needs a cock in her mouth
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:11:59 PM EDT




Originally Posted By CandyASS:

She was pretty drunk but I have seen worse....



I saw a girl puke on the floor right in the middle of the bar...
I can top that.



I had a drunk girl puke in my lap while painting the tree.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:12:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
I'd wreck that chick.



And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.



Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:12:39 PM EDT
Love the first comment on the video.
Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:13:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Danner130:
When the blondes look at you like you're an idiot...

... there's your sign.


This.

Link Posted: 5/1/2009 9:17:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
I'd wreck that chick.



Double that.


Looked like a SNL skit.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:46:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
I'd wreck that chick.



And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.



Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.


wreck

verb
to enjoy completely and thoroughly.
to have a totally complete sexual encounter leaving partner so satisfied that they are unable to move.

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:51:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:52:40 AM EDT
The shrillness and accent combined made my cat leave the room.

He's normally a very tolerant cat...  but she was too much.

I can't say I disagree.

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:58:13 AM EDT
I'd stick it in her third input in the alley behind the bar and post it on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:58:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 9:00:07 AM EDT by stangleonthedangle]
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
I'd wreck that chick.



And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.



Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.


wreck

verb
to enjoy completely and thoroughly.
to have a totally complete sexual encounter leaving partner so satisfied that they are unable to move.

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"



The phrase "wrecking" a chick has been around waaaaayyyy!!  longer than that family guy quote.  Sorry bro.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:58:52 AM EDT
I bet shy usually dates Dale Jr. fans

The blondes are entertained  ––-  can I get a pair of them to go?  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:59:27 AM EDT
I would shove my cock in her mouth to shut her up, then fuck the shit out of her.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:21 AM EDT
Right up her ass.


But...holy shit did you see everyone else was sober and had a look on their faces like "wtf?"
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:22 AM EDT
Sounds like a baby being flogged by a handful of burning cats.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
I'd wreck that chick.



And then spend a few years in a cell with a large homo-sexual. Let me know how that works out for ya.



Reason #841 why I don't miss alcohol.


wreck

verb
to enjoy completely and thoroughly.
to have a totally complete sexual encounter leaving partner so satisfied that they are unable to move.

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"



The phrase "wrecking" a chick has been around waaaaayyyy!!  longer than family guy quote.  Sorry bro.


 I was copy/pasting from Urban dictionary.  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wreck

I don't know how long it's been around....   but it's apparently a new term to leatherpuke.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:43 AM EDT
The look on that guy's face was hilarious.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:02:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Eh, I'd hit it


haha, yep.  Me too.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:02:28 AM EDT



Originally Posted By mostly_harmless:


I'm guessing that little lady had more than just alcohol.
That was my thought too.



The blonds were pretty.





 
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:03:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 9:03:37 AM EDT by rippersde50]
This pretty much sums it up

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:03:30 AM EDT
Somebody is primed for making a lot of bad decisions.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:04:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rippersde50:
This pretty much sums it up
http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss46/sweetg21/WTF.jpg


Eerily similar to
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:05:39 AM EDT
She probably makes a lot of noise in the sack....



.....and then vomits.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:08:46 AM EDT

Term was first observed in Family Guy while Brian was speaking of Lois to Peter.
While scouting the scene at a club, one guy says to the other, "Would you have sex with her?" Other guy replies, "Oh yea, I'd wreck that!"


Urban dictionary fails massively.   That term was in use clear back in the 80s.  "I'd wreck her guts" is another similar old one.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 11:19:35 AM EDT
I don't speak 'Idiot', can someone translate this into normal english???....
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:41:34 PM EDT
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:43:53 PM EDT
Back when I was in my 20s, I do admit there were a couple of times I woke in the morning, and prayed there was no video like that.
Thank god I came of age in the 70s before EVERYTHING was on the internet!
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:44:33 PM EDT
Boxxy's sister...?


Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By glockfan45:

Originally Posted By CandyASS:
She was pretty drunk but I have seen worse....

I saw a girl puke on the floor right in the middle of the bar...
I can top that.

I had a drunk girl puke in my lap while painting the tree.


I had a drunk girl puke all over my package while blowing me.

Luckily I was at my house and just jumped in the shower and after yanking the sheets off the bed I hit it.

That chick is kinda cute but I could barely understand her. I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:03 PM EDT
and people wonder why I don't drink a lot at parties....it's shit like this that's way more amusing than being drunk yourself.

that said I can tolerate drunk people about as well as I can tolerate closed minded people....not at all
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:20 PM EDT
Not cute
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:50:34 PM EDT


My moneys on her being from Boca Raton. There crawlin out from the cracks in the tile flooring there with Margarita's in their hands.

Damn, I'm glad I got out of that place alive. Cleanse it with fire.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:53:23 PM EDT
The Florabama

That place just brings out the best in everyone!
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:54:27 PM EDT
i went on date with a chick like that except she was blonde- when she drank it was embarrassing as hell, needless to say i didn't go out with her for a 2nd date
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 1:56:14 PM EDT
Just another drunk chick at the Florabama.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 2:02:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 0612Devil:
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

this ^

I have done a 16th, drank 18-20 beers, smoked a joint and never got that stupid.

I'd still knock the bottom out of it

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 2:03:14 PM EDT
Ran into the same girl on New Years (or one like her).



She was FUCKED UP!



When petite women get that drunk, their volume button stops working...

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 2:05:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TruckinAR:
Originally Posted By 0612Devil:
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

this ^

I have done a 16th, drank 18-20 beers, smoked a joint and never got that stupid.

I'd still knock the bottom out of it



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