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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:14:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:16:24 PM EST
Give him back his stapler, PDQ.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:16:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:17:35 PM EST
ask if he has any extra tin-foil so you can protect yourself
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:20:38 PM EST
Since we control the weather...let me make a request. More snow please.


I don't know what I would do if it started snowing...
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:21:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
I over heard him talking (out loud and in public) with another guy about how the huricane damage in New Orleans was caused by the government's weather machine. "Yeah, you know how it is when you're playing with something and all of a sudden it gets out of hand" and "that huricane when from condition 3 to condition 5 way fast as it came over land".

Some one get me out of here!!





wtf...
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:31:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:31:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:35:17 PM EST
i was told bin laden stole it from bush.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:45:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:46:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
www.serversunderthesun.com/tin/DCP_0536.jpg



We did that to my second-level supervisor's entire office. Every object was wrapped up. Now he has a 21-inch ball o' foil.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:51:18 PM EST
Well I'm sorry I bother you so much!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:52:31 PM EST
Serves you right, cube-dweller.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:53:26 PM EST
so it's bush's fault
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:53:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Give him back his stapler, PDQ.



In jello...

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:54:10 PM EST
Screen name?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:58:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 1:58:26 PM EST by JackieTreehorn]
just so he could go...
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:52:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:57:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By California_Kid:

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
www.serversunderthesun.com/tin/DCP_0536.jpg



We did that to my second-level supervisor's entire office. Every object was wrapped up. Now he has a 21-inch ball o' foil.



They forgot to get the Cables...

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:59:03 PM EST
Just stand up and hang near the divider and talk into your collar. "We have one who knows" or stuff like that.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:59:34 PM EST
There is a lady at works whos voice is loud and annoying, I bring earplugs
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:08:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Just stand up and hang near the divider and talk into your collar. "We have one who knows" or stuff like that.



Your personality and Avatar match up PERFECTLY!!!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:20:09 AM EST
That is actually the cube for the guy who runs the weather machine.... It makes him impervious to mind probes and Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:25:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
That is actually the cube for the guy who runs the weather machine.... It makes him impervious to mind probes and Chuck Norris.



NOTHING is impervious to Chuck Norris!!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:30:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
I over heard him talking (out loud and in public) with another guy about how the huricane damage in New Orleans was caused by the government's weather machine. "Yeah, you know how it is when you're playing with something and all of a sudden it gets out of hand" and "that huricane when from condition 3 to condition 5 way fast as it came over land".

Some one get me out of here!!




Let me guess: He's in Sales & Marketing, right?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:51:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Just stand up and hang near the divider and talk into your collar. "We have one who knows" or stuff like that.



Your personality and Avatar match up PERFECTLY!!!



Bwahahaha! I know!

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:39:54 AM EST
I hope you guys sell bullshit cause if you do the stocks going through the ROOF this guy is good.

How did you not ask him who he knew this bit of info ?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:49:15 AM EST

I over heard him talking (out loud and in public) with another guy about how the huricane damage in New Orleans was caused by the government's weather machine.


Well technically it's Haliburton's, the government just uses it under contract.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:54:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Coop_K:

I over heard him talking (out loud and in public) with another guy about how the huricane damage in New Orleans was caused by the government's weather machine.


Well technically it's Haliburton's, the government just uses it under contract.




It was actually built by Microsoft...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:54:38 AM EST
The funniest end result of this would be to learn that your cube neighbor is an after hours arfcommer pulling a prank on you...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:55:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By MurdockTheCrazy:

Originally Posted By Coop_K:

I over heard him talking (out loud and in public) with another guy about how the huricane damage in New Orleans was caused by the government's weather machine.


Well technically it's Haliburton's, the government just uses it under contract.




It was actually built by Microsoft...



I dont know about that - the machine seems to work pretty good.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:56:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
That is actually the cube for the guy who runs the weather machine.... It makes him impervious to mind probes and Chuck Norris.



IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE IMPERVIOUS TO CHUCK NORRIS!!!

YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!
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