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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:14:25 PM EDT
I over heard him talking (out loud and in public) with another guy about how the huricane damage in New Orleans was caused by the government's weather machine. "Yeah, you know how it is when you're playing with something and all of a sudden it gets out of hand" and "that huricane when from condition 3 to condition 5 way fast as it came over land".
Some one get me out of here!! 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:16:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Give him back his stapler, PDQ.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:16:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:17:35 PM EDT
[#3]
ask if he has any extra tin-foil so you can protect yourself
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:20:38 PM EDT
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Since we control the weather...let me make a request. More snow please.
I don't know what I would do if it started snowing... |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:21:53 PM EDT
[#5]
wtf... 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:31:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:31:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:35:17 PM EDT
[#8]
i was told bin laden stole it from bush.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:45:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:46:59 PM EDT
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We did that to my second-level supervisor's entire office. Every object was wrapped up. Now he has a 21-inch ball o' foil. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:51:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Well I'm sorry I bother you so much!
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:52:31 PM EDT
[#12]
Serves you right, cube-dweller.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:53:26 PM EDT
[#13]
so it's bush's fault
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:53:46 PM EDT
[#14]
In jello... 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:54:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Screen name?
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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:58:07 PM EDT
[#16]
just so he could go...
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Posted: 1/10/2006 4:52:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:57:42 PM EDT
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They forgot to get the Cables... |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:59:03 PM EDT
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Just stand up and hang near the divider and talk into your collar. "We have one who knows" or stuff like that.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:59:34 PM EDT
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There is a lady at works whos voice is loud and annoying, I bring earplugs
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Posted: 1/11/2006 9:08:17 AM EDT
[#21]
Your personality and Avatar match up PERFECTLY!!! 
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Posted: 1/11/2006 9:20:09 AM EDT
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That is actually the cube for the guy who runs the weather machine.... It makes him impervious to mind probes and Chuck Norris.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 9:25:17 AM EDT
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NOTHING is impervious to Chuck Norris!! |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 9:30:21 AM EDT
[#24]
Let me guess: He's in Sales & Marketing, right? |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 9:51:17 AM EDT
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Bwahahaha! I know! 
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:39:54 AM EDT
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I hope you guys sell bullshit cause if you do the stocks going through the ROOF this guy is good.
How did you not ask him who he knew this bit of info ? |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:49:15 AM EDT
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Well technically it's Haliburton's, the government just uses it under contract. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:54:07 AM EDT
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It was actually built by Microsoft... |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:54:38 AM EDT
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The funniest end result of this would be to learn that your cube neighbor is an after hours arfcommer pulling a prank on you...
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:55:34 AM EDT
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I dont know about that - the machine seems to work pretty good. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:56:59 AM EDT
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IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE IMPERVIOUS TO CHUCK NORRIS!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!! |
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