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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:07:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 1:31:18 PM EDT by WildlandFirefighter]
For a gift exchange. Could be a gag, or something else. Any Ideas.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=419102
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:08:12 AM EDT
a dildo

a cheap bottle of booze

a charcoal briquette neatly wrapped
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:09:29 AM EDT
Chia pet!
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:11:09 AM EDT
A framed picture of yourself in a sweater laying down next to the roaring fireplace, laying seductively on like a fur or something holding a glass, with another glass and lit candles next to you.
Some guy did it at my work party yesterday and it was freakin hilarious.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:11:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a dildo[quote/]


Yea, I can see myself heading down to the shop and buying a "MR. ED"
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:15:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WildlandFirefighter:
Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a dildo[quote/]


Yea, I can see myself heading down to the shop and buying a "MR. ED"



best gag gift ever
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:17:15 AM EDT
Barnes and Nobles---the "Bunny Suicides" cartoon book.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:18:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a dildo




Or a pocket pussy! Oh what the hell get both!
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:21:26 AM EDT
I gotta be a little PC, it is a Gov. party, and I'm not so sure that the sex harass police might not be there. i.e. Human Resources.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:22:46 AM EDT
Well there is always a bottle of Jack!
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:26:27 AM EDT
For the majority of the people there I was thinking "See my bottom sig line"
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:28:34 AM EDT
I give booze to the office gift party, it seems to be a hit.. Get the biggest size for your budget of a nice name brand. I pick up Crown royal, most people seem to at least know it isnt a cheap bar brand and the kids dig the bag.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:40:35 AM EDT
Keep em coming, I gotta go shopping pretty quick. It might take me all afternoon to wrap it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 10:56:34 AM EDT
a clapper
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:02:31 AM EDT
For a serious gift, go to your local Bass Pro Shops, and get the "Winchester" pocketknife and mini-multi-tool gift pack. $10.
Looks to be made by Gerber and packaged by Winchester.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:05:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TravisM1:
For a serious gift, go to your local Bass Pro Shops, and get the "Winchester" pocketknife and mini-multi-tool gift pack. $10.
Looks to be made by Gerber and packaged by Winchester.



Closest Bass Pro is probably 400 mi. away. But thanks.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:12:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WildlandFirefighter:
I gotta be a little PC, it is a Gov. party, and I'm not so sure that the sex harass police might not be there. i.e. Human Resources.



A copy of the Turner Diaries.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:14:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 11:16:07 AM EDT by Mauser101]
At my local malls around Christmas time the bonsai tree cart is usually always there. $20 can get you a relatively nice tree that is a pretty unique gift for a party.

It's a gag because you know they're going to kill it, if you want to see it that way.

EDIT: Oh, and booze is always good. Especially if it's in one of those gift packs with glasses.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:56:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 12:08:08 PM EDT by feral]
tag
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:30:30 PM EDT
Decided on the Pendleton 750ml. gift pack. $12.70 and it comes with a glass.


Now hit my "What to wear" post and help me out.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:57:23 PM EDT
starbucks gift card
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:00:22 PM EDT
I think you can get a swiss army knife that is pretty small...the one I am thinking of has one blade, scissors, tooth pick and tweezers.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:08:57 PM EDT
I find beer mugs to be a decent present. You can get a pretty good set of 4 for like $10 from Kohl's.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:26:21 PM EDT
Buy an American flag. If someone gets it and doesn't like it kick their ass and take their gift back. Oh and be sure to attach a card that says "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:27:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bgenlvtex:
Buy an American flag. If someone gets it and doesn't like it kick their ass and take their gift back. Oh and be sure to attach a card that says "MERRY CHRISTMAS"




I wish I would have thought of that sooner....That will happen for the next one.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:29:35 PM EDT
A framed picture of Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:35:06 PM EDT
Heineken
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:37:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
Heineken



Just a 5 pack...Right?
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 2:17:26 PM EDT
or a holiday 11 pack..
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