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Posted: 3/17/2005 12:38:26 AM EST
for $1,000,000 the money is in cash, sitting in cases in front of you.

You have to eat your thumb off YOUR own hand. You can choose the hand, left or right.

You have to eat the flesh and can discard the bones.

Would you do it?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:39:24 AM EST
hell no
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:39:32 AM EST
can you eat the flesh and then just let it grow back?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:41:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By BigB1129:
can you eat the flesh and then just let it grow back?



good question...hmmm. Im thinking that for one million dollars, you must be without a thumb for the rest of your natural life. So, no you cannot let it grow back.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:42:34 AM EST
Yep.

Damn quick
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:43:01 AM EST
Can I cook it first?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:44:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 12:44:42 AM EST by vanilla_gorilla]
No, but I'd eat yours for considerably less.


Hell, for a million dollars and a little A-1 sauce, you'd be in a world of shit.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:45:20 AM EST
Oh God, why oh why?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:45:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By gaspain:

Originally Posted By BigB1129:
can you eat the flesh and then just let it grow back?



good question...hmmm. Im thinking that for one million dollars, you must be without a thumb for the rest of your natural life. So, no you cannot let it grow back.



then no my thumb is worth more than a million dollars
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:48:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
Can I cook it first?



well, I suppose so. Just as long as you dont steam it off, or do anything that would lessen the pain. What we are going for here is the immense pain and anguish of not just the moment but the time it takes for you to pull the meat off the bones with your teeth and also the long term- having to deal with not having a thumb anymore...but gaining a million dollars.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:49:40 AM EST
Can I chew down a few muscle relaxers and painpills first?

Also do I get a drink, and salt?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:51:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Can I chew down a few muscle relaxers and painpills first?

Also do I get a drink, and salt?



no
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:52:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Can I chew down a few muscle relaxers and painpills first?

Also do I get a drink, and salt?



we'll give you an extra 20,000 for using liberal amounts of salt! (8-12 dashes)

And, water and non-alcoholic beverages will be available. No booze or pills though.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:56:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 12:57:40 AM EST by ZW17]
Can I use pain killers?

NM I saw taxmans post.


Hell no then, chicks don't dig a one thumb'd man, gotta be ablew to pull off the "double shocker"
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:58:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZW17:
Can I use pain killers?



No booze or pills.

Just you eating your thumb off.

You can do alot with a million bucks...think about it
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:02:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZW17:
chicks don't dig a one thumb'd man, gotta be ablew to pull off the "double shocker"



LMFAO! ...are you sure?

You can still do a regular "shocker"...and imagine the quality women you could score, hot chicks dig money!!!

Million bucks baby!!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:02:41 AM EST
This kind of thread is EXACTLY why I keep coming back to ARFCOM !
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:03:22 AM EST
The voices in my head said to eat my leg once and they didnt pay me.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:08:40 AM EST


Or better yet.. would you eat your shooting finger for 3 million... um... NO
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:14:30 AM EST
A couple years ago I had a guy set and ready to saw off his own pinky for a grand. But then he decided that if he did it I had to drive him to the hospital and get it sewn back on. I let him know I was interested in buying his pinky, not renting it, and offered him $500 for his proposed scenario. He declined. I was kind of surprised, because I'm a really great negotiator.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:15:47 AM EST
By the way, if you're actually OFFERING, I'm sure I could get the dude to eat his thumb. Just let me know.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:15:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 1:17:02 AM EST by klutz347]
No way. I do this to much.




A thumb is worth a hell of alot more than a Million.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:21:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:29:31 AM EST
[throwing cold water] Taxes would eat the $1m. [/throwing cold water]
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:47:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
[throwing cold water] Taxes would eat the $1m. [/throwing cold water]



but, you earned it. Not a gift. More like a job/service, so taxes wouldnt be that brutal.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:50:44 AM EST
Nope ... earning 1 million dollars to me would easier than eating your thumb and living without it. How would you tie your shoes?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:51:52 AM EST
What the hell kind of question is that? What's wrong with you boy?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:52:11 AM EST
I'd only be willing to consider it for $100 million or more.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:55:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 5:55:49 AM EST by Hokie]
I'd do it, then replace the thumb with a prosthetic, like a folding knife, fork, or flashlight. I'd also go preban, and attach a bayonet lug.

Absolutely, pass the mustard. I could do alot more with a million bucks than I can do with an opposable thumb. Besides, I've got two.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:56:17 AM EST
Right or left?

Right - no. Left - yes.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:56:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Nope ... earning 1 million dollars to me would easier than eating your thumb and living without it. How would you tie your shoes?



velcro...


also you learn to live without it if I understand correctly.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:56:50 AM EST
A million bucks doesn't go real far. No thanks.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:57:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I'd do it, then replace the thumb with a prosthetic, like a folding knife, fork, or flashlight. I'd also go preban, and attach a bayonet lug.

Absolutely, pass the mustard. I could do alot more with a million bucks than I can do with an opposable thumb. Besides, I've got two.



There you go, a folding knife and fork combo!

Incidentally, the phrase "Rule of Thumb" comes from an old law that stated you couldn't beat your wife......with a switch larger around than your thumb.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:00:26 AM EST
I'd do it.

Then I'd flip you off, take my money, go down to the next available hospital, and hand a doctor $10,000 cash to cut off one of my big toes and throw it on my hand for a brand new thumb.

Suckers.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:01:22 AM EST
Only if I could get some ketchup to go with it...
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:02:39 AM EST
Why in the hell do people start such moronic polls?
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:05:43 AM EST
Hell, I wouldn't even let someone else chop my thumb off with a meat cleaver for 1 million dollars.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:06:42 AM EST
Let me guess, spring break...
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:07:58 AM EST
Coming from a person that lost his thumb nearly 13 years ago, trust me, its not worth it.
CH
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:08:22 AM EST
No.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:09:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 6:10:06 AM EST by Gunner1X]
No WAYYYYYHHHHHHH!

For you youner folks, he's name is Fonzie.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:10:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
No WAYYYYYHHHHHHH!
www.crazydiamond.fi/images/uploaded/Fonzie.jpg
For you younger folks, he's name is Fonzie.

Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:12:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 6:13:44 AM EST by skid2964]
Why is everyone so worked up over a million dollars? This is America, free enterprise system ... get to work!
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:16:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2005 6:17:22 AM EST by Leisure_Shoot]
You could buy a hook with a million dollars.
Chicks dig pirates.

Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:19:12 AM EST
Money IS NOT everything.

No fucking way.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:20:10 AM EST
not no, but HELL NO.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:21:26 AM EST
Hell no.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 6:22:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
You could buy a hook with a million dollars.
Chicks dig pirates.

jtw.jw-music.net/hook.jpg



Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:59:22 PM EST
ok for you guys who think it would be worth it , try to button your shirt one handed, see how much fun it is tying your shoes. try to pick some thing up without using your thumb. try some one handed weapons drills. say load your shot gun or load your revolver with a speed loader.

no amount of money would be enuff
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:07:01 PM EST
damn...you could do two chicks at the same time. Chicks dig dudes with money, and if I had a million dollars, I think I could hook that up.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:07:17 PM EST
I would sit on my thumb for free
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