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11/1/2013 5:40:05 AM EDT

11/1/2013 5:53:50 AM EDT
[#1]
I once worked with a guy with the same last name and spelling, and also in sales.  Nobody ever batted an eye about it, and he was one of the nicest guys I've worked with.  Passed away due to cancer a few years ago.  
11/1/2013 5:54:58 AM EDT
[#2]
I'd go French with it Fay-go
11/1/2013 5:58:45 AM EDT
[#3]
Ouch, that's one hell of an unfortunate name.
11/1/2013 6:02:09 AM EDT
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11/1/2013 6:04:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Could be worse, at least it's not "Guy Fagot" "Hugh Fagot" or "Dick Fagot."
11/1/2013 6:05:54 AM EDT
[#6]
I worked with a guy named Peter Richard Johnson.
We used to call him "Triple Dick".
11/1/2013 6:12:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Could be worse...he could be named Barack.
11/1/2013 6:15:43 AM EDT
[#8]
Growing up there was a guy in the phone book named Harry Balls.  My uncle first name was Richard see user name for his last name
11/1/2013 6:20:11 AM EDT
[#9]

Briefly worked with a guy named Jack Hoff, I shit you not.  

He was kind of scary. I think he'd earned that name with many, many, brawls in his lifetime.
11/1/2013 6:24:47 AM EDT
[#10]
Used to be a Gynecologist  in the area years ago named Harry Beaver.
11/1/2013 6:47:19 AM EDT
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That name should be expunged, like "Adolph"
11/1/2013 7:20:49 AM EDT
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11/1/2013 7:24:45 AM EDT
[#13]
"Fagot is rather an...odd name."

Chuck is the man....and conservative too boot.  
11/1/2013 7:32:03 AM EDT
[#14]
Knew a guy named Jack Mehoff. We all gave him shit.
11/1/2013 7:32:55 AM EDT
[#15]
Oh shit, that poor guy.

What he must have endured in junior high school.

11/1/2013 7:35:05 AM EDT
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I don't know if he is still around but there used to be a politician in New Hampshire named Dick Swett.

He was an anti-gun asshole too - one of the few people in that state (at least 20 years ago) who wanted to ram an AWB through the state legislature.

Sweaty dick motherfucker for sure.
11/1/2013 7:35:12 AM EDT
[#17]
See this guys ads all the time, should I ever want a deal on a RV in the future I'm guessing I would pay him a visit.

11/1/2013 7:40:08 AM EDT
[#18]
Back in the YK2 fiasco I work with a guy named Michael Bolton.
11/1/2013 7:46:06 AM EDT
[#19]
"Fagot" (one "G") actually just means small branch, twig, or - sometimes - a cigarette.

In England it used to be that asking for a "fag" meant you wanted a cigarette.

Not sure if still today (probably not so much anymore).
11/1/2013 7:50:51 AM EDT
[#20]
I know a guy named Dick Schmack and a woman with the last name Vaglica.
11/1/2013 7:59:59 AM EDT
[#21]
Worked customer service for a cell phone company in high school.  We'd have contests for who had the best caller name.  I had someone call for an activation named "Richard Hardin" and he preferred to go by "Dick."  There was no shortage of the standard Harry Palmer, Harry Butts, Harry Johnson.  "V.A. Hymen" was always one of my favorites.  As was "Dick Noyes" which is pronounced Noise.
11/1/2013 8:01:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Went to school with a kid named Richard Lick.  Parenting fail.
11/1/2013 8:06:43 AM EDT
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Correct. IIRC this illustration is from 1915 \/

11/1/2013 8:07:30 AM EDT
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Love me some Kids in the Hall.
11/1/2013 8:12:27 AM EDT
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11/1/2013 8:23:52 AM EDT
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What you did there, I seent it!
11/1/2013 8:52:11 AM EDT
[#27]
Name of the Year Tournament

No Orangejellos or Le-as. These are all verified, and I'm rooting for Skyhawk Fadigan, MD.
11/1/2013 9:01:16 AM EDT
[#28]
tag for home.  is it worse than Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer?
11/1/2013 9:19:30 AM EDT
[#29]
According to my dad he a lady named Ima who married someone with the last name Greasydick. Ima Greasydick.
11/1/2013 9:21:28 AM EDT
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Those guys crack me up.



 
11/1/2013 9:31:45 AM EDT
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Triple Dick, that's awesome!! I heard a whopper of a name last week - Geblonski. He was one of Obongo's sons that killed the WW2 vet.

As far as funny names go, I always got a kick out Harry Balzonya. Mike hunt is another humorous one as well.
11/1/2013 9:32:35 AM EDT
[#32]
Wrong. This guy, https://m.facebook.com/ar.anildikshit?id=100000514904782&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Far.anildikshit , has the worst name ever.  Anil Dikshit.
11/1/2013 9:33:54 AM EDT
[#33]
There is (or at least was) a car salesman in Ronan, MT named Richard Lick.
11/1/2013 9:39:05 AM EDT
[#34]
We have a customer named Peter Skinner.
11/1/2013 9:51:40 AM EDT
[#35]
I have a customer with the last name "Laycock" and another is "Whigger" he gets a laugh when people pronounce his last name......
11/1/2013 11:46:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Not a problem, the name is Fagot, not Faggot.

Spelling it differently makes it a different word, something which seems to elude most of ARFCOM.
11/1/2013 11:48:34 AM EDT
[#37]
I knew a guy who's name was Dick Weiner.  





DICK WEINER
11/1/2013 11:50:55 AM EDT
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A classic example.

Weiner is not wiener.

Two different words.
11/1/2013 11:53:18 AM EDT
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A classic example.

Weiner is not wiener.

Two different words.
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DICK WEINER


A classic example.

Weiner is not wiener.

Two different words.

I know that.  Just say the name out loud.  There, case dismissed.
11/1/2013 11:56:14 AM EDT
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I know that.  Just say the name out loud.  There, case dismissed.
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DICK WEINER


A classic example.

Weiner is not wiener.

Two different words.

I know that.  Just say the name out loud.  There, case dismissed.


Weiner is pronounced "wine-er".

Wiener is pronounced "ween-er"

Different words are said differently.
11/1/2013 11:59:23 AM EDT
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A classic example.

Weiner is not wiener.

Two different words.
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DICK WEINER


A classic example.

Weiner is not wiener.

Two different words.



Someone seems to have firsthand experience..

Now we need to know what your last name rhymes with...
11/1/2013 12:03:03 PM EDT
[#42]
I knew a guy named Richard Seaman.
11/1/2013 12:37:34 PM EDT
[#43]
Two toughest football players in history...








11/1/2013 1:02:41 PM EDT
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Correct. IIRC this illustration is from 1915 \/

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"Fagot" (one "G") actually just means small branch, twig, ...


Correct. IIRC this illustration is from 1915 \/

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Good times in the Fagot Shack
11/1/2013 1:21:14 PM EDT
[#45]
Next door neighbor is an assistant principle at a not-so-nice urban high school.  There's a kid that's always in his office with the God given name of Danger Ross.
11/1/2013 1:26:40 PM EDT
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Don't try to church it up, son!
11/1/2013 1:28:25 PM EDT
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11/1/2013 1:34:52 PM EDT
[#48]
I work with a guy currently whose last name is Mangina.

He is rather unremarkable which is a bummer.
11/1/2013 1:38:44 PM EDT
[#49]
my wife has a family member named Dick Skinner.
11/1/2013 1:40:19 PM EDT
[#50]
I knew a woman from the Philippines with the name "Philapinas" or something like that.

Yes, pronounced "Fill-a-penis"
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