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2/21/2010 4:08:42 AM EDT
I wish my wife would drag her ass out of bed and make me breakfast. Gotta start somewhere when fighting hunger.
2/21/2010 4:10:59 AM EDT
[#1]
Breakfast sammich maybe?
2/21/2010 4:13:45 AM EDT
[#2]
It's not that hard to make your own breakfast.  Takes about 15-30 minutes.  ((shrugs))  Just depends on what you want, I usually have eggs, bacon, and spuds.  

If you're not totally inept, and she tends to sleep in, fix yer own.  


I'm single, jest fyi.  
2/21/2010 4:14:50 AM EDT
[#3]
Sounds like a plan.........corn muffins will be a must with this.
2/21/2010 4:14:53 AM EDT
[#4]

Make it yourself and stop whining?

2/21/2010 4:16:45 AM EDT
[#5]
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Make it yourself and stop whining?


Her job.
2/21/2010 4:18:19 AM EDT
[#6]



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Make it yourself and stop whining?





Her job.


And yours is whining. Got it.


 
2/21/2010 4:19:28 AM EDT
[#7]
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Make it yourself and stop whining?


Her job.


I can see it now. One day we'll be reading a thread titled my wife left me for a cook.
2/21/2010 4:26:08 AM EDT
[#8]
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Make it yourself and stop whining?


Her job.

And yours is whining. Got it.  


No my job is eating the food she prepares. When she gets a job maybe I will cook once in a while.
2/21/2010 4:52:10 AM EDT
[#9]
...............muffins done.........bacon cooking.........potatoes boiling..........eggs all mixed up.........
2/21/2010 5:27:54 AM EDT
[#10]
.........and now sitting here with a full belly


< b u r p >


AWESOME POSSUM
2/21/2010 5:29:31 AM EDT
[#11]
Stand in the bedroom doorway and sing "We are the World"

2/21/2010 5:30:04 AM EDT
[#12]
Protein shake and a handful of walnuts here.

Psyching myself up for a ten mile-ish run.
2/21/2010 5:48:00 AM EDT
[#13]
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Protein shake and a handful of walnuts here.

Psyching myself up for a ten mile-ish run.


You mean...you didn't need someone else to make that for you?  You managed all on your lonesome?

2/21/2010 5:52:56 AM EDT
[#14]
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Protein shake and a handful of walnuts here.

Psyching myself up for a ten mile-ish run.


You mean...you didn't need someone else to make that for you?  You managed all on your lonesome?



Amazing what women are capable of these days if they put their minds to it.



2/21/2010 5:54:42 AM EDT
[#15]
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Protein shake and a handful of walnuts here.

Psyching myself up for a ten mile-ish run.


You mean...you didn't need someone else to make that for you?  You managed all on your lonesome?



Amazing what women are capable of these days if they put their minds to it.





2/21/2010 5:55:12 AM EDT
[#16]
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Protein shake and a handful of walnuts here.

Psyching myself up for a ten mile-ish run.


You mean...you didn't need someone else to make that for you?  You managed all on your lonesome?



Amazing what women are capable of these days if they put their minds to it.







LOL.
2/21/2010 5:56:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Breakfast on a Sunday morning = PIE

Then time for brunch
2/21/2010 5:57:23 AM EDT
[#18]
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I wish my wife would drag her ass out of bed  and make me breakfast. Gotta start somewhere when fighting hunger.



Theres your problem right there! she should be in a cage, they appreciate getting up at O Dark Thirty to make food for their master/husband when kept under lock and key.

Give it a try, I guarantee you'll like the results.
2/21/2010 10:29:34 AM EDT
[#19]
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I wish my wife would drag her ass out of bed  and make me breakfast. Gotta start somewhere when fighting hunger.



Theres your problem right there! she should be in a cage, they appreciate getting up at O Dark Thirty to make food for their master/husband when kept under lock and key.

Give it a try, I guarantee you'll like the results.


Kinky