[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Women (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/4/2011 8:01:14 PM EDT
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied?  |
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? Yeah, but eventually you just gotta stop listening to it. Or, outnumber them. I have two teenage sons to take the brunt of it. |
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Quoted: This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything.  |
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Quoted: have only 1 daughter..... Quoted: Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? Yeah, but eventually you just gotta stop listening to it. Or, outnumber them. I have two teenage sons to take the brunt of it.  I came from a family of all boys and 1 mom. We left the seat up before... :) |
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? I'm sorry, I thought you were describing my husband. |
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? Your pimp hand is weak, son. |
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Quoted: Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? Thats exactly it right there. They want to be unhappy and dissatisfied. |
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? I'm sorry, I thought you were describing my husband. 
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This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything.
Never satisfied with anything you to offer maybe.... 
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? I'm sorry, I thought you were describing my husband. ARF brought the fungibility of women to my attention. Thanks, ARF! 
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Quoted: I have a mother, three sisters, two ex-wives, one current wife, two daughters, a whole shitload of ex-girlfriends, several female very close friends, and all sorts of women colleagues who seem to think I'm a neat guy.Quoted: This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything. Oh, I've disappointed - well, let's see - just about every one of them at one time or another, I suppose. However, I've found women, in general, pretty easy to satisfy. In fact, I think all people, regardless of gender, are fairly easy to satisfy, so long as their expectations are reasonable. If they have unreasonable expectations, that's their problem, not mine, and I will not hesitate to make it known to them.
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This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything.
It's every mans. The other guy is just sold out. A lot of good things to pay attention to in this thread.
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? I'm sorry, I thought you were describing my husband.  I love you. No, really.
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Quoted: Quoted: This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything. Bad experiences with all of the women in your life...maybe you should just stick to satisfying men. |
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This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything.
Bad experiences with all of the women in your life...maybe you should just stick to satisfying men. In about six more weeks he'll be sitting in the living room with a group of other guys wishing he was dead while the hens in the kitchen, and dining room are yacking away. It's called ThanksGiving. 
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I was over at my friend's house last night hanging out with him, his girlfriend, and one of the guys he works with who was in our academy class.
His girlfriend goes in the bathroom and about ten seconds in, starts yelling and screaming that whoever used the bathroom last was a fucking asshole. It was me, so naturally I asked what happened (not going to admit who was in there last) and she says ''YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AND I JUST FELL IN THE FUCKING TOILET!" After the three of us got done laughing, the guy from work asked her why she didn't look before she sat down and told her it was her fault. She went to bed shortly after. 
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Quoted: I was over at my friend's house last night hanging out with him, his girlfriend, and one of the guys he works with who was in our academy class. His girlfriend goes in the bathroom and about ten seconds in, starts yelling and screaming that whoever used the bathroom last was a fucking asshole. It was me, so naturally I asked what happened (not going to admit who was in there last) and she says ''YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AND I JUST FELL IN THE FUCKING TOILET!" After the three of us got done laughing, the guy from work asked her why she didn't look before she sat down and told her it was her fault. She went to bed shortly after. I always make a point of preemptively demanding that all toilet seats be left up. There are men and dogs in this house after all... |
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? Generally speaking, it stems from a propensity to over-think everything, an insatiable appetite for drama as a means to fill voids in their lives (which is undoubtedly the fault of someone other than themselves), a deep-seated, irrational sense of personal insecurity and self-hatred, the perceived absence of meaning in their lives (again - the fault of some man), and a cocktail of mind-altering hormones that would qualify as a psychotic/hallucinogenic drug if marketed in pill form. I ran this post past my wife (who is awesome) and she said: "Well - because most women are fucking crazy and the bulk of men in America are pussified beyond belief, and enable those women." 
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Some are control freaks.
Others are irritated with their man so their nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag.and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag and nag. Proper response is to walk out.  Of course, that gets them even more pissed but I never cared.
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This has not been my experience. I have a mother, a step mother and three sisters in addition to the list of girlfriends, female bosses, college professors and various other penilely challenged persons who have been involved in my life. It has definitely been my experience that women are never satisfied with anything.
...and it's always somehow MY fault. 
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So stop that shit. Nip it in the bud. Lots of weak pimp hands.
If I start to nag... and honestly, sometimes I do unintentionally... all Mike has to do is look at me and say politely, 'honey, you're doing it again'. its called mutual respect. So, don't put up with it. You don't have to. |
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"The new mailbox has been in the box in the garage for six months now" "That truck has been sitting in the driveway for eight months now" "That TV stand has been sitting in the box not put together for four months now" "The Christmas tree is still up from last year" blah blah blah blah
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Survival strategy.
The easily contented women were the ones that said okay when hubby picked to live in the Cave closest to the lions. The naggers who got hubby to move all thier shit to the cave way up the hill far away from the lions, with a good view of the savannah and the rocks that don't clash were the ones that didnt get ate. |
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Quoted: Depends entirely on the woman. Some nitpick, some don't. Some might start doing it but if you point it out they will stop. When I catch myself, I feel ashamed.. I've always been of the opinion, "don't like it-change it.." It's gotten me into more than one shitstorm in life.. Recently, in fact.. The women I work with, and some I know spend all of their time being catty, and complaining-and it's catching.. Truly, I will find myself jumping right in.. Then I remember, that if that petty little bullshit is all I have to worry about, then I've got it pretty damn good.. They really hate it when you make counterpoints, and tell them about proactive choices they could be making to change the circumstances.. |
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They usually don't have enough hobbies. YOU are her hobby. THIS QFT. My Wife has little to no hobbies, she is getting better. She does like to place fault for almost every situation (usually lands on me), I explain to her that no one person is to blame for most things that happen. Also uses the word 'disrespect' a lot... Meh, I still love her. Can't wait until my boys are old enough to start taking the brunt, then it's smooth sailin'. 
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Depends entirely on the woman. Some nitpick, some don't. Some might start doing it but if you point it out they will stop. When I catch myself, I feel ashamed.. I've always been of the opinion, "don't like it-change it.." It's gotten me into more than one shitstorm in life.. Recently, in fact.. The women I work with, and some I know spend all of their time being catty, and complaining-and it's catching.. Truly, I will find myself jumping right in.. Then I remember, that if that petty little bullshit is all I have to worry about, then I've got it pretty damn good.. They really hate it when you make counterpoints, and tell them about proactive choices they could be making to change the circumstances..
That's cuz you're taking away all their fun by being rational. They don't want that, they want drama. LC |
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They will do what you will tolerate. Inform the particular female that she can and will be replaced as she is not the only one out there. If that doesn't stop the BS nit picking then politely show her the door. Life is too short for that kind of shit. That is exactly right. |
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Is it just me, or do women nitpick the ever loving shit out of every fucking thing? Why do they do this? Is it hormone related, or is there something about the western female psychology that makes them bust a guy's balls over chicken shit just so that they can be dissatisfied? As a woman, I think it's safe to say we don't love your shit. And if we're nitpicking the shit out of you, that would imply you have lice in your ass. That's just...gross. Wait...was that nitpicky?
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