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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:18:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:21:07 AM EST by BSmith79]
http://www.sheriffcitrus.org/public/ArRptDetail1.aspx?bnbr=12202



(Sorry for the caps, but that's the way the report is written.)

ON 100114 AT APPROXIMATELY 1552 HOURS, DEPUTY CRUZ AND I RESPONDED TO 2070 NW 19TH STREET, IN CRYSTAL RIVER, IN REFERENCE TO A DISTURBANCE.

UPON ARRIVAL, I MADE CONTACT WITH THE WITNESS, MR JERRY MORGAN, WHO ADVISED ME THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND/DEFENDANT, MS LEA HOLL, IS VERY INTOXICATED and THAT SHE HAD THROWN A ROCK THROUGH THE REAR DOOR OF THE RESIDENCE DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT WAS LOCKED. HE STATED TO ME THAT THEY HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND SHE HAD BEEN RESIDING WITH HIM FOR APPROXIMATELY TWO WEEKS.

I MADE CONTACT WITH THE DEFENDANT, MS HOLL, WHO WAS SITTING AT THE REAR OF the RESIDENCE BY THE CANAL. SHE DID APPEAR very INTOXICATED AND I ASKED HER FOR HER IDENTIFICATION. SHE PROVIDED ME WITH HER IDENTIFICATION AND ADVISED THAT SHE HAD BROKEN THE back DOOR BECAUSE SHE HAD TO “POOP”. SHE PROCEEDED TO THE FRONT SIDE OF the RESIDENCE.

I DETERMINED THAT THE ISSUE WAS CIVIL IN NATURE DUE TO HER BEING A RESIDENCE AT THIS HOME. I EXPLAINED TO BOTH PARTIES THE PROPER PROCEDURES FOR EVICTIONS AND CIVIL REIMBURSEMENT FOR THE BROKEN DOOR.

THE DEFENDANT AGREED TO TAKE A TAXI CAB TO A NEARBY HOTEL WHERE SHE COULD SOBER UP AND RETURN TO GET HER BELONGINGS TOMORROW.

I CONTACTED TELETYPE WHO REQUESTED BOB’S TAXI TO RESPOND TO OUR LOCATION.

THE DEFENDANT ADVISED WHILE WE WERE WAITING FOR THE TAXI THAT SHE DID NOT HAVE ANY MONEY FOR THE TAXI OR THE HOTEL. MR MORGAN GAVE THE DEFENDANT $20.00 IN CASH FOR THE TAXI RIDE AND A $500.00 CHECK FOR A HOTEL. SHE THEN DECIDED THAT SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO TO JAIL INSTEAD OF THE HOTEL. SHE CONTINUALLY ASKED DEPUTY CRUZ AND I WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO DO FOR US TO TAKE HER TO JAIL. WE ADVISED HER THAT WE WERE TRYING TO GET HER TO A HOTEL AND THAT WE DID NOT WANT TO TAKE HER TO JAIL.

the DEFENDANT PROCEEDED TO THE FRONT FOYER OF the RESIDENCE, TORE UP THE $500.00 CHECK MR MORGAN HAD GIVEN HER, THREW IT IN THE FLOWER POT, GRABBED THE FERN PLANT, AND PULLED IT FROM THE LARGE FLOWER POT. I THEN NOTICED THAT SHE WAS ATTEMPTING TO THROW IT AT ME. I TURNED TO MY LEFT AND THE PLANT STRUCK ME ON THE RIGHT SIDE.

THE DEFENDANT WAS PLACED UNDER ARREST FOR BATTERY ON A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, HANDCUFFED, BEHIND HER BACK, (DOUBLE LOCKED), SECURED IN THE REAR OF MY PATROL VEHICLE AND TRANSPORTED TO THE CITRUS COUNTY DETENTION FACILITY FOR BOOKING AND PROCESSING.

THE DEFENDANT’S BOND WAS SET AT $5,000.00, PER THE BOND SCHEDULE.
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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:24:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:25:28 AM EST by kris55]
Meh, wonder what she looks like cleaned up and sober.

Poop thread?

fuck it, IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:27:33 AM EST
Typical domestic.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:30:15 AM EST
I'd hit it
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:30:15 AM EST




Hawt.

Screen door, hurricane, etc........
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:45:27 AM EST
When you got to go you got to go
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:46:56 AM EST
poop thread number 2 for the day?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:48:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:53:02 AM EST
Did she take a dump or what? Damn incomplete report!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:04:18 AM EST
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Did she take a dump or what? Damn incomplete report!
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He did say she was sitting by the canal ....
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:08:28 AM EST
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I'd hit it
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With a baby seal club? Guilty.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:12:16 AM EST
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Hawt.

Screen door, hurricane, etc........
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Low expectations is the secret to life I guess.

10-15yrs ago, maybe.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:14:50 AM EST


Hey, we can't all be Steve McQueen hoss.




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Originally Posted By CPT_CAVEMAN:


Low expectations is the secret to life I guess.

10-15yrs ago, maybe.
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Originally Posted By CPT_CAVEMAN:
Originally Posted By Peachy_Carnahan:




Hawt.

Screen door, hurricane, etc........


Low expectations is the secret to life I guess.

10-15yrs ago, maybe.

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:15:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:55:04 AM EST
Thread Title of the Day!



Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:04:21 AM EST
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Originally Posted By CPT_CAVEMAN:


Low expectations is the secret to life I guess.

10-15yrs ago, maybe.
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Originally Posted By Peachy_Carnahan:
Hawt.
Screen door, hurricane, etc........


Low expectations is the secret to life I guess.

10-15yrs ago, maybe.


This plus clean her up and she was probably pretty decent.
I'd be interested in seeing what she looks like clean and sober now, though.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:07:29 AM EST
FWI.





(Florida Wins Again.)
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:11:07 AM EST
......People...
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:13:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Peachy_Carnahan:




Hawt.

Screen door, hurricane, etc........
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And just how well do you think she wipes?

I bet she takes a couple paws at it and says "good 'nuff."

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:02:00 PM EST
Yeah Florida

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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:08:37 PM EST
When you have to go, you have to go.
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