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Posted: 3/22/2006 5:51:42 AM EST
A guy recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well for his age".

A little concerned about that comment, the guy couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," the guy replied. "I'm not doing either."

Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" the guy said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," the guy said.

The doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," the guy said. "I don't do any of those things."

The doctor looked at the guy and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:58:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:52:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:55:48 AM EST
I will let ya know in 25 yrs.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:00:40 AM EST
Hmmm *picks up Magic Ball* Lets see *shakes it* Says ask again later
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:01:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:02:31 AM EST
Heck no. Let's see, I race motorcycles, and shoot Glocks. I'm dead when one of 'em blows up. MJD
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:03:11 AM EST
haha, not bad!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:07:49 AM EST
Funny....and 'Oh, so true!' I'll live till I die.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:15:54 AM EST
I hope I last a long long time, after I retire. I want to get as much, Free money from my retirement as I can.

I know I worked for it but it's better to get 25 -30 years of retirement payments than five. HuH.


Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:50:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By highwayman:
Heck no. Let's see, I race motorcycles, and shoot Glocks. I'm dead when one of 'em blows up. MJD

. My money is on the GLOCK.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:56:09 AM EST
I'm 41.



80 will be here pretty quick.


Thanks for fuckin up my day.

Funny joke though.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:04:34 AM EST
I have decided that I will not die I am going to just nasty away
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