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Posted: 5/4/2004 4:30:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 4:33:42 PM EDT by sgtar15]
I came home and the wife says she is mad at me.

I don't know why and I didn't ask.

Would you ask?

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:33:01 PM EDT
Nah. It'll come out when she's good and ready anyway.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:34:30 PM EDT
Would it matter?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:34:51 PM EDT
Nope. And I wouldn't scurry around looking sheepish, either. If she's not going to tell you about it, it's some trivial hormonal bullshit you shouldn't encourage. Either that, or the gangsta she hired to whack you for your insurance money got picked up on an unrelated charge, she's lost her $2500.00, and she can't talk to you about it, for obvious reasons.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:37:46 PM EDT
So, what kind of guns did you buy the past week?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:39:39 PM EDT
You can ask all you want.

All she will say is "Nothing!"
or "I dont want to talk about it!"
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:40:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:41:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
Would it matter?



Not really...

I am wrong..

listen for awhile...

GO back to the den...

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:42:03 PM EDT
Lemme guess...you bought her a router for mother's day?
That may have something to do with it, ya think?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:43:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Defcon:
So, what kind of guns did you buy the past week?



I got a new router, a work table, some ammo, and some other stuff.

But I NEEDED all of that.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:44:07 PM EDT
tisk, tisk Sarge. You're supposed to just KNOW what's wrong. That's the way we work!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:44:44 PM EDT
She NEEDS a new iron. Maybe not.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:48:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CloningBagels:
tisk, tisk Sarge. You're supposed to just KNOW what's wrong. That's the way we work!



I thought I did.

I figured she was sad because she was out of the kitchen.

Iasked her that but she didn't reply.

Now what? Does she need more sex maybe?

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:49:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Defcon:
So, what kind of guns did you buy the past week?



I got a new router, a work table, some ammo, and some other stuff.

But I NEEDED all of that.

Sgtar15



Ohhh, I agree. You needed that stuff. She is lucky you stopped there cause you certainly need a new AR like me!

I think she is upset cause you didn't realize she has been looking so good recently. Try that one.... let me know how many slaps you take.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:54:59 PM EDT
See if she will let you Hit it
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:04:05 PM EDT
Hey, she's already mad go do somethng that would make her mad to begin with and giver her a reason.

<­BR>

She dosen't know how to get to the guns does she?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:04:40 PM EDT
do you have kids?

Mother's Day is this weekend -

maybe that has something to do with it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:19:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Wife is mad at me....

SGtar15



Why am I not surprised ?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:22:29 PM EDT
1-800-flowers.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:23:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Defcon:
So, what kind of guns did you buy the past week?



I got a new router, a work table, some ammo, and some other stuff.

But I NEEDED all of that.

Sgtar15




Of course you did Stargate!!!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:24:20 PM EDT
It's marital guerilla warfare time . Don't react the way you're "supposed" to. Turn her tactics back on her.

Find her favorite thing in the world, whether it's her favorite perfume, a diamond ring, a gift certificate for a massage/pedicure/whatever or just getting your wedding picture reframed. Acquire that thing. Wrap it. Come home with it tomorrow afternoon, hand it to her, kiss her passionately and say, "I haven't stopped loving you for one minute since I met you."

Then leave the house for an hour or two and buy a new gun/shoot an old one/have a few beers. When you come home and she asks, "What was that for?", tell her, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

Optional: Act angry for a few days because she didn't know what event she "missed".
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:26:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CloningBagels:
tisk, tisk Sarge. You're supposed to just KNOW what's wrong. That's the way we work!



I thought I did.

I figured she was sad because she was out of the kitchen.

Iasked her that but she didn't reply.

Now what? Does she need more sex maybe?

Sgatr15




I definately think this had something to do with it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:28:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GirlWithGuns:
do you have kids?

Mother's Day is this weekend -

maybe that has something to do with it.



Yes we have kids, already got the wife her mother's day present.



Think she'll like it?

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:31:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
1-800-flowers.





Yeah.


Chicks sometimes act mad so you'll buy them shit.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:35:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 5:36:20 PM EDT by TimJ]
I'll ask her, IM me your phone number.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:52:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 6:05:08 PM EDT by garandman]
I'm mad at you most of the time too.

And I hardly know ya.

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:53:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GirlWithGuns:
do you have kids?

Mother's Day is this weekend -

maybe that has something to do with it.


Not to be a dick, but WTF would this have to do with anything? If she's gonna get mad for about Mother's Day, let her get mad AFTER Mother's Day, if it's forgotten. Otherwise, if this is the reason she's mad, she should STFU.

Flame on!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:53:33 PM EDT
Time to buy her some nice stuff.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:58:40 PM EDT
Show us the pics
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:03:49 PM EDT
"You shouldn't have to ask; you should know."

That's what I would hear.

Let me guess, right now she is getting along great with her mom, sisters, friends, and coworkers. See, women need drama in their lives. If they have no drama, they invent it.

Welcome to my hell...
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:05:08 PM EDT
If you really loved her, you would know already
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:11:05 PM EDT
Now I can see that your advice columns were truly an excercise in the power of the imagination and self-deception. Welcome to the real world, once again.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:13:33 PM EDT
Damn chicks... so I was invited to a Cinco de Mayo thing for drinks at Los Margaritas or something, I thought it was a lunch thing. It was an evite (www.evite.com) so I RSVP'd online. My wife also got an invite and just came in today all mad (cause she saw that I RSVP'd), "Oh, you're going to this? You didn't tell me about it?" Uh, it's just a lunch thing, are you going? "No, it's at 6:00pm!! I didn't know if I had to get a sitter or what!!" OK... so, let me know what you decide... LOL she storms off. I hear doors slamming, then a bowl shattering in the sink. I went upstairs later and asked if she was mad, or what. She just sat on the couch not talking to me. She says "If you have to ask I'm not talking about it". By the way this was a little after noon, I hadn't eaten yet. I asked if she had any lunch and she said no, then I went ahead and made a ham & swiss on rye in front of her, then went downstairs and ate it. Tonight she'll realize she was a bitch and suck my dick, and until then I don't have to listen to her mouth jabbering all day because she's not talking to me. So really, this is pretty sweet.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:16:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
Time to buy her some nice stuff.



The price is wrong, beeeotch!!! Time to buy her nothing.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:18:46 PM EDT
My wife is mad at me too.

I think that's part of their job or something.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:51:24 PM EDT
I am so freaking broke going through this divorce.

And yet, in many ways, I am wealthy again.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:25:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jblachly:
If you really loved her, you would know already



AHHH!! Got it!! She wants to give me a BJ!!

Brb...


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:26:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By GirlWithGuns:
do you have kids?

Mother's Day is this weekend -

maybe that has something to do with it.


Not to be a dick, but WTF would this have to do with anything? If she's gonna get mad for about Mother's Day, let her get mad AFTER Mother's Day, if it's forgotten. Otherwise, if this is the reason she's mad, she should STFU.

Flame on!



Your a dick.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:28:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 7:28:40 PM EDT by LotBoy]

Originally Posted By SNorman:

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
Time to buy her some nice stuff.



The price is wrong, beeeotch!!! Time to buy her nothing.



I was only thinking about crochless panties.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:48:46 PM EDT
A joke for Imbroglio:

How does a Straussian discover why his wife is mad at him?

He infers it from the significant silences.
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