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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:17:52 PM EDT
huh?

"we'll go to my parents house FIRST!!"

"you need to clean the spare room.my parents are staying for the week"

"I am going shopping for my parents"

"My parents ned a new tv"

"My parents won't like to eat that stuff you make, so my mom will cook"
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:19:31 PM EDT
because those types of women (not all women) care too much about holidays.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:19:48 PM EDT
Because your slapping hand needs to be pampered during hunting season. They instinctively know this.

Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:20:46 PM EDT
Stress.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:20:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
huh?

"we'll go to my parents house FIRST!!"

"you need to clean the spare room.my parents are staying for the week"

"I am going shopping for my parents"

"My parents ned a new tv"

"My parents won't like to eat that stuff you make, so my mom will cook"


Sorry My In-Laws are dead
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:20:58 PM EDT
it's pretty simple. she's a hen. sorry.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:21:18 PM EDT
Kick her in the taco paco
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:21:21 PM EDT
when did you get a woman?

does she let you clear the hosue before everyone comes over?

do you frisk the house guests?
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:21:34 PM EDT
The pimp hand is weak with this one
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:22:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IanK:
it's pretty simple. she's a hen. sorry.


+1

bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, BA-GAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:22:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Paveway_:


do you frisk the house guests?


I have a wand

Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:22:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fearlessleader01:
The pimp hand is weak with this one


Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:24:27 PM EDT
That is simply what they do, no logic no reason.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:25:45 PM EDT
I hear the cracking of



the pussy whip...




seriously...women just freaking stress for the currier and ives, rockwell painting holiday and just get themselves in a tizzy...makes em cranky as hell

that and alot of em,...thanksgiving and christmas,,3rd week of the month...etc....and it that makes em nutty...add the holidaze to it..
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:27:20 PM EDT
it's her polite, loving way of saying "honey, you need to leave the house and go to the range."
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:45:53 PM EDT
Women "nest"

The holidays let them showcase their "nesting" abilities.

Don't be a dumb ass and screw that up for them.

I "drink" "hunt" "fart" and "blow money" about 362 days of the year to showcase
my abilities.

It evens out in my opinion.


GM
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:53:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2007 5:54:41 PM EDT by gunneys-wife]

Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
I hear the cracking of



the pussy whip...




seriously...women just freaking stress for the currier and ives, rockwell painting holiday and just get themselves in a tizzy...makes em cranky as hell


that and alot of em,...thanksgiving and christmas,,3rd week of the month...etc....and it that makes em nutty...add the holidaze to it..


Thats because if the food and house are not in order it is considered the womans fault by many. So that is why women get bitchier over the holidays because they stress to impress.

Glad we don't do big holidays or I'd probably be a bitch too!
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 5:57:19 PM EDT
Maybe because we sit around watching football and yelling for sammiches.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with that.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 6:07:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Women "nest"

The holidays let them showcase their "nesting" abilities.

Don't be a dumb ass and screw that up for them.

I "drink" "hunt" "fart" and "blow money" about 362 days of the year to showcase
my abilities.

It evens out in my opinion.


GM



right on
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 6:10:16 PM EDT
I JUST got in from the grocery store and observed a small, young female in action. I would say she was maybe 9 yrs old, cute as a button and had her father by the hand showing him EVERYTHING that was need for Thanksgiving dinner !! No, list no nothing straight out of memory.



Maybe it's the genes.



5sub
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 8:21:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
huh?

"we'll go to my parents house FIRST!!"

"you need to clean the spare room.my parents are staying for the week"

"I am going shopping for my parents"

"My parents ned a new tv"

"My parents won't like to eat that stuff you make, so my mom will cook"


1st holiday since the wedding, huh?
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 8:22:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:
it's her polite, loving way of saying "honey, you need to leave the house and go to the range."




GREAT idea....
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 8:32:12 PM EDT
Cause they can bleed for three days straight and live.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 8:37:36 PM EDT
Because you're home more often and they can boss you around.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 8:57:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 9:38:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 9:39:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 9:54:53 PM EDT
Yep, women over stress themselves about everything during the holidays.

Essentially, they ruin the holidays because they can't relax and take it easy. That's what the holidays are for... Not to be the most stressful time of the year.

It's sad.


Originally Posted By ffsparky26:
Stress.


Is that what happened to your avatar?
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 9:57:37 PM EDT
Probably more weight than can throw around.
Link Posted: 11/21/2007 10:14:38 PM EDT
Because important events always have to go perfectly to them.
Thats why if one small vase of flowes is misplaced at a wedding, it's all of a sudden the end of her life. Not the fact that she's crying like a child and ruining everyone's buzz
Link Posted: 11/22/2007 1:11:28 AM EDT
It just is. You don't ask why. You just stay out of the way and pray for it to end.
Link Posted: 11/22/2007 1:24:15 AM EDT
Mine thinks everything has to be "Perfect" and if it isin't a Rockwell painting she whines.
this is what she wants




I'm going out deer hunting with my Dad today, that way WHEN something goes wrong today she won't be able to blame me
Link Posted: 11/22/2007 2:22:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Women "nest"

The holidays let them showcase their "nesting" abilities.

Don't be a dumb ass and screw that up for them.

I "drink" "hunt" "fart" and "blow money" about 362 days of the year to showcase
my abilities.

It evens out in my opinion.


GM


Perfect.
Link Posted: 12/6/2007 1:10:16 AM EDT
cause they're women
Link Posted: 12/6/2007 5:10:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Women "nest"

The holidays let them showcase their "nesting" abilities.

Don't be a dumb ass and screw that up for them.

I "drink" "hunt" "fart" and "blow money" about 362 days of the year to showcase
my abilities.

It evens out in my opinion.


GM



You, Sir, are a genius.

The most simple, straightforward, well crafted summation of the whole Mars vs. Venus thing I have ever read.

I'm done. I need to see nothing more. I'm going back to bed!
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