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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:17:52 PM EDT
huh?
"we'll go to my parents house FIRST!!"  "you need to clean the spare room.my parents are staying for the week" "I am going shopping for my parents" "My parents ned a new tv" "My parents won't like to eat that stuff you make, so my mom will cook"
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:19:31 PM EDT
[#1]
because those types of women (not all women) care too much about holidays.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:19:48 PM EDT
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Because your slapping hand needs to be pampered during hunting season. They instinctively know this.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:20:46 PM EDT
[#3]
Stress.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:20:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Sorry  My In-Laws are dead 
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:20:58 PM EDT
[#5]
it's pretty simple. she's a hen. sorry.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:21:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Kick her in the taco paco
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:21:21 PM EDT
[#7]
when did you get a woman?
does she let you clear the hosue before everyone comes over? do you frisk the house guests? |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:21:34 PM EDT
[#8]
The pimp hand is weak with this one
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:22:02 PM EDT
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+1 bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, BA-GAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:22:07 PM EDT
[#10]
I have a wand |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:22:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:24:27 PM EDT
[#12]
That is simply what they do, no logic no reason.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:25:45 PM EDT
[#13]
I hear the cracking of
the pussy whip...  seriously...women just freaking stress for the currier and ives, rockwell painting holiday and just get themselves in a tizzy...makes em cranky as hell that and alot of em,...thanksgiving and christmas,,3rd week of the month...etc....and it that makes em nutty...add the holidaze to it.. |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:27:20 PM EDT
[#14]
it's her polite, loving way of saying "honey, you need to leave the house and go to the range."
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:45:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Women "nest"
The holidays let them showcase their "nesting" abilities. Don't be a dumb ass and screw that up for them. I "drink" "hunt" "fart" and "blow money" about 362 days of the year to showcase my abilities. It evens out in my opinion.  GM |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:53:39 PM EDT
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Thats because if the food and house are not in order it is considered the womans fault by many. So that is why women get bitchier over the holidays because they stress to impress. Glad we don't do big holidays or I'd probably be a bitch too!  |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 5:57:19 PM EDT
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Maybe because we sit around watching football and yelling for sammiches.
I didn't say there was anything wrong with that.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 6:07:05 PM EDT
[#18]
right on |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 6:10:16 PM EDT
[#19]
I JUST got in from the grocery store and observed a small, young female in action. I would say she was maybe 9 yrs old, cute as a button and had her father by the hand showing him EVERYTHING that was need for Thanksgiving dinner !! No, list no nothing straight out of memory.
Maybe it's the genes. 5sub |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 8:21:25 PM EDT
[#20]
1st holiday since the wedding, huh?
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Posted: 11/21/2007 8:22:39 PM EDT
[#21]
 GREAT idea.... |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 8:32:12 PM EDT
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Cause they can bleed for three days straight and live.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 8:37:36 PM EDT
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Because you're home more often and they can boss you around.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 8:57:10 PM EDT
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Well old buddy, didn't you ever watch your dad?
You gotta develop selective hearing and turn your wife's voice off like a light switch simply replying "Yes dear". Its in the book, "The Art of Marriage". Tj |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 9:38:42 PM EDT
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I just go "huh"? The upside of not being able to pass a hearing test .
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Posted: 11/21/2007 9:39:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Bitch pills are made in extra stength this time of year
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Posted: 11/21/2007 9:54:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Yep, women over stress themselves about everything during the holidays.
Essentially, they ruin the holidays because they can't relax and take it easy. That's what the holidays are for... Not to be the most stressful time of the year. It's sad. 
Is that what happened to your avatar? 
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Posted: 11/21/2007 9:57:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Probably more weight than can throw around.
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Posted: 11/21/2007 10:14:38 PM EDT
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Because important events always have to go perfectly to them.
Thats why if one small vase of flowes is misplaced at a wedding, it's all of a sudden the end of her life. Not the fact that she's crying like a child and ruining everyone's buzz |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 1:11:28 AM EDT
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It just is. You don't ask why. You just stay out of the way and pray for it to end.
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Posted: 11/22/2007 1:24:15 AM EDT
[#31]
Mine thinks everything has to be "Perfect" and if it isin't a Rockwell painting she whines.
this is what she wants  I'm going out deer hunting with my Dad today, that way WHEN something goes wrong today she won't be able to blame me 
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Posted: 11/22/2007 2:22:45 AM EDT
[#32]
Perfect. |
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Posted: 12/6/2007 1:10:16 AM EDT
[#33]
cause they're women
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Posted: 12/6/2007 5:10:12 AM EDT
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You, Sir, are a genius. The most simple, straightforward, well crafted summation of the whole Mars vs. Venus thing I have ever read. I'm done. I need to see nothing more. I'm going back to bed! |
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