Why do women.....(Part II)

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Posted: 5/11/2004 4:54:48 AM EDT

Have to sing along with the radio?***

Do they all think that they sound as good as the professional that is getting paid to perform? Do they all think that if they screech out some nasally inflected wail that they'll sound just like Mariah Carey? Do they think the other passengers in the vehicle or in the room have no desire to actually listen to the CD but instead would rather listen to them inflict some type of audio punishment on the dogs in the neighborhood?

WTF?

*** This complaint brought to you by Whiny Bitching INC. If you have something to whine about, well then, so do we.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:01:17 AM EDT

[#1]

When I sing while driving, I know I sound just like Johnny Cash.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:19:33 AM EDT

[#2]

I normally dont sing while driving. In commute traffic I'll listen to Slipknot of something like that the cussing and music kinda goes together.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:19:58 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
When I sing while driving, I know I sound just like Johnny Cash.

No, you don't. You sound like somebody is stepping on a frog.

Stop it.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:21:23 AM EDT

[#4]

I LOVE it when my wife sings along to the radio. She doesnt do it too often but when she does it means she happy , so when she happy there a good chance I am happy too.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:21:41 AM EDT

[#5]

I sing too! But Im good at singing

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:22:28 AM EDT

[#6]

I LIKE singing and driving, but it depends on what they're singing. It's the 99999999 other quirks women have that make me want to bang my head against a wall.

ARFCOM needs to hire a professional female relationship counselor. Between the single guys and the divorcees and the 'my wife cheated too' threads, I think it would be a great way for the Avilas to attract business.

P.S. Sgtar15, if you read this, I don't mean to discount your relationship advice.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:22:40 AM EDT

[#7]

Me: Who sings this song?

Her: I think it's <insert musician here>

Me: That's right...let's keep it that way.

It drives me crazy.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:24:37 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I sing too! But Im good at singing

No, you're not.

If your name isn't on the label, then you suck and should be quiet.

When you go to the movies, do you speak along with the character's dialogue?

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:24:48 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
When I sing while driving, I know I sound just like Johnny Cash.

No, you don't. You sound like somebody is stepping on a frog.

Stop it.

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:46:48 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
No, you don't. You sound like somebody is stepping on a frog.

Hey, I resemble that remark! I'll sing along with the radio on some songs, but I know DAMN well that you don't want to
listen to me sing otherwise!

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:49:13 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Have to sing along with the radio?***
Do they all think that they sound as good as the professional that is getting paid to perform?

Mrs. Tanker likes to think that she's a good singer. I play along with it to keep the peace (and the pie)

Posted: 5/11/2004 5:55:48 AM EDT

[#12]

Singing is bad enough but let me warn you guys in advance.

If you ever ride in my vehicle and whistle with the radio even one fookin note,

I WILL PULL OVER AND EJECT YOU FROM SAID VEHICLE!!!!!

I dont care where we are, what the weather is like, I dont care if there's a woman in the back seat giving birth, I dont care if we are in the baddest part of town and its 1 AM, I dont care if we are evacuating from a cloud of poison gas and its 1/2 a mile behind us!

I dont care if its all of the above.

YOUR ASS IS GETTING OUT!

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:06:25 AM EDT

[#13]

There is a cure for this. Conjure up the worst fart you can and let that bad boy loose in the car.

My brother was sitting at a light next to woman singing away. He launched a wallpaper peeling WMD in her direction that was so bad, she rolled up her windows and closed her sunroof. It was too late by that time...

BAAWWHAAAAAAAH!!!!

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:10:05 AM EDT

[#14]

The Neutral Observer's wife likes to sing. It makes her feel happy or something. Who knows.

Anyway, she is good at it.

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:16:13 AM EDT

[#15]

Johnny,

You need to stop and think this ALLLLL the way through.

Let her sing to the radio, and praise her for it. Tell her that she is EVEN better than the singer.

Then, when it is itime to pop the porno in the VCR she is willing to show you, once again, how much more skilled she is than the young ladies in the video.

chicks are more competitive on thier slowest days than you are on your best. A little competition goes a looooong way.

TRG

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:18:13 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Singing is bad enough but let me warn you guys in advance.

If you ever ride in my vehicle and whistle with the radio even one fookin note,

I WILL PULL OVER AND EJECT YOU FROM SAID VEHICLE!!!!!

I dont care where we are, what the weather is like, I dont care if there's a woman in the back seat giving birth, I dont care if we are in the baddest part of town and its 1 AM, I dont care if we are evacuating from a cloud of poison gas and its 1/2 a mile behind us!

I dont care if its all of the above.

YOUR ASS IS GETTING OUT!

I'll sing to you at Gunstock.

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:20:59 AM EDT

[#17]

This thread reminds me of the commercial with the car full of guys and the one fellow is sitting there belting out "Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain!

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:25:28 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Singing is bad enough but let me warn you guys in advance.

If you ever ride in my vehicle and whistle with the radio even one fookin note,

I WILL PULL OVER AND EJECT YOU FROM SAID VEHICLE!!!!!

I dont care where we are, what the weather is like, I dont care if there's a woman in the back seat giving birth, I dont care if we are in the baddest part of town and its 1 AM, I dont care if we are evacuating from a cloud of poison gas and its 1/2 a mile behind us!

I dont care if its all of the above.

YOUR ASS IS GETTING OUT!
I'll sing to you at Gunstock.

Please. GS is a gathering between the like-mind people and a shooting event--NOT, I repeat, NOT an American Idol event.

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:29:06 AM EDT

[#19]

I love to sing, and I sing wherever. Car included.

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:29:14 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Singing is bad enough but let me warn you guys in advance.

If you ever ride in my vehicle and whistle with the radio even one fookin note,

I WILL PULL OVER AND EJECT YOU FROM SAID VEHICLE!!!!!

I dont care where we are, what the weather is like, I dont care if there's a woman in the back seat giving birth, I dont care if we are in the baddest part of town and its 1 AM, I dont care if we are evacuating from a cloud of poison gas and its 1/2 a mile behind us!

I dont care if its all of the above.

YOUR ASS IS GETTING OUT!
I'll sing to you at Gunstock.

Please. GS is a gathering between the like-mind people and a shooting event--NOT, I repeat, NOT an American Idol event.

I can sing like Willie Nelson also.

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:34:14 AM EDT

[#21]

"Why ask 'why' ?"

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:53:34 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Singing is bad enough but let me warn you guys in advance.

If you ever ride in my vehicle and whistle with the radio even one fookin note,

I WILL PULL OVER AND EJECT YOU FROM SAID VEHICLE!!!!!

I dont care where we are, what the weather is like, I dont care if there's a woman in the back seat giving birth, I dont care if we are in the baddest part of town and its 1 AM, I dont care if we are evacuating from a cloud of poison gas and its 1/2 a mile behind us!

I dont care if its all of the above.

YOUR ASS IS GETTING OUT!
I'll sing to you at Gunstock.

BTDT

TXL

Posted: 5/11/2004 6:59:57 AM EDT

[#23]

Ok if I go to gunstock, will there be someone there who can fill each role of The Highwaymen so we can have a group sing-along of 'the highwaymen'?

I was a sailor.....
This song-stuck-in-your-head was brought to you by arowneragain. Enjoy.

Posted: 5/11/2004 7:23:32 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Ok if I go to gunstock, will there be someone there who can fill each role of The Highwaymen so we can have a group sing-along of 'the highwaymen'?

I was a sailor.....

I'll sing with you, brotha.

I may simply be a single drop of rain

TRG
This song-stuck-in-your-head was brought to you by arowneragain. Enjoy.

Posted: 5/11/2004 9:44:24 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I love to sing, and I sing wherever. Car included.

For the love of mankind, get yourself a sound proof booth, get yourself a mountain top,...hell, get yourself a muzzle - just don't subject me to your wailing.

Posted: 5/11/2004 9:53:07 AM EDT

[#26]

If the person can carry a tune and isn't freaking tone-deaf or worse, has no sense of timing...I don't mind it.

A friend of mine has no sense of timing NOR any tone. She sings along to the radio like she's reading the news.

Drives me up the fucking wall.

Posted: 5/11/2004 9:56:09 AM EDT

[#27]

I don't sing along with music unless I am alone - well, occasionally I will sing along as punishment for my kids

.

BTW, women do these things for the same reason men do stupid/irratating things - it's just the way they are.

Posted: 5/11/2004 10:01:29 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'll sing to you at Gunstock.

BTDT

TXL

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me...

Aw man, someone hand me a beer. And whatever you do, don't sleep on that bed.

Posted: 5/11/2004 10:04:01 AM EDT

[#29]

Why and Women are two words that don't belong in the same sentence because we won't know the answer to it.

Posted: 5/11/2004 10:04:19 AM EDT

[#30]

Some of them are actually good...

Then again, the person I'm thinking of actually had voice lessons & aspirations to be a professional... So that may make a difference...

Posted: 5/11/2004 10:05:10 AM EDT

[#31]

My little "Polly purebred" Like to sign as well, and she's not half bad......Only problem i have with it is that she doesnt know half the lyrics and makes shit up to insert into the song..GRRRRRRR UNDERDOG

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