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Posted: 5/10/2004 7:54:16 PM EDT
...always want to try my food at a restaurant?***
I don't want their food. If I wanted what they had, I would have ordered it. Why is it that they have to stick their fork in my plate and try mine? Did they not see it on the menu? Are they not happy with the meal that they just asked to have brought to them? WTF?  *** This post brought to you by the good folks at Petty Complaints INC. If you have something to whine about, we'll humor you. Ask for us by name - that's Petty Complaints INC. We're in the Yellow Pages under "Peeves." |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 7:58:15 PM EDT
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Stop right there!!!! This is a loaded question and has no viable answer. OTOH, who cares if she sticks her fork in your dinner for a taste. Isn't the sacrifice worth the reward? The reward being..... POON!!!!!! 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:01:05 PM EDT
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No. My mother does it too. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:03:15 PM EDT
[#3]
It's a way for them to mark their territory. Their territory being you.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:03:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Its the 50/50 thing of being married
Whats hers is hers Whats yours is hers too 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:04:48 PM EDT
[#5]
My wife says that regularly and often. I wake up screaming it. 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:05:20 PM EDT
[#6]
that was my answer too. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:05:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Your mom gives you poon?  Damn dude, keep that under wraps. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:09:26 PM EDT
[#8]
No, it's the name of the restaurant. 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:22:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Because they can!!!
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:05:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Hell no. I might kiss her ass or places thereabouts, but she can't eat off my plate or drink from my glass!!
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:07:43 PM EDT
[#11]
It's not only women. Men do it too. I do. It's not that I'm not happy with what I ordered, it's that I want to try their food too. If I had the money, then I'd order the whole menu and there would be no sticking of forks in other people's plates.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:11:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Huddle over your plate and growl like a dog with a bone.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:12:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Just consider yourself her royal taster...
 I have asked my wife the same thing and she just replies "It tastes better off your plate baby"  Whatever... 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:15:18 PM EDT
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It wouldn't bother me one bit if it were my girlfriend/wife, but anyone else needs to stay back.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:50:32 PM EDT
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They figure the calories don't count if they didn't order it and it's not on their plate.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 10:19:58 PM EDT
[#16]
My wife does that too and something even worse.
She doesn’t order something we both like when I do, so I ask her if she is sure she doesn’t want any and of course she is sure. Then she tries to sneak eat half of mine 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 10:26:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Next time just put your dick on a plate and offer her some......
SGtar15 |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 12:41:14 AM EDT
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OMG! This thread is so funny. I used to get into arguments with my last GF over that shit! Pissed me off. She'd order some small salad crap, then proceed to eat my food as if we were sharing a dinner! I used to say "If you wanted this then why didn't you order it?", she'd respond with "Cause I'm not that hungry". Then SHTF because my next remark was "Well I am, so stop eating my food!".
Fucking bitch. |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 2:23:01 AM EDT
[#19]
Stabbing their hand with a fork cured my wife of that.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 2:30:52 AM EDT
[#20]
While we're at it, why do they constantly ask you what's going on in a movie?
Oh, didn't he play in... Well, why did he do that... etc... Are they not watching the same movie? Why do they shut down their brain? |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 2:47:53 AM EDT
[#21]
It's a sign of intamacy you lucky dog.
Tj |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 3:40:07 AM EDT
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Thaaaatt's right! |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 4:22:16 AM EDT
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Mainly the dumb ones do that. I went on exactly two dates with a retarded blonde who couldn't keep track of what was going on in movies. It was pathetic. I spent the whole movie explaining to her what was going on. My g/f can't stay focused on the movie. She has ADHD and starts getting bored about 30 minutes into a movie. No matter how interesting it is, she will get bored as shit at some point and start trying to talk to me. As for the food thing. I have no idea why they always want our food. Hell, if they try mine I damn sure try some of theirs too, so it's an equal trade. Yeah, the "I wasn't that hungry" but I'll eat most of your plate shit pisses me off to no end. If you want food, freakin order it. Don't order a salad and then eat half of my meal. Men are from Mars; Women are from Hell. |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 4:29:04 AM EDT
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It is basically the Alpha males mate showing the world that her "mate" is hers, she does it by taking your food and not having her arm ripped off. The more we like to consider ourselves above and distanced from the animal world, the more we see our reflections in it.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 4:49:10 AM EDT
[#25]
Its a control thing. I dont put up with it.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 5:33:40 AM EDT
[#26]
+1 |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 7:06:59 AM EDT
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Yup. It's amazing the things that we, as couples, do that animals and mainly primates do regularly. Like females who groom their mate (straighten hair, straighten collar, remove something on your face), take his food, making sure to put an arm around you when there are other females around, etc. etc. |
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