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Posted: 9/9/2005 11:30:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:31:17 AM EDT
[#1]
To keep spiders from laying eggs.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:31:28 AM EDT
[#2]
to give you something pick at and get caught in the most inopportune times, duh
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:32:00 AM EDT
[#3]
Because the liver is too busy removing beer?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:33:29 AM EDT
[#4]
More than you would ever want to know about ear wax

And another about the nasty stuff - more info
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:33:47 AM EDT
[#5]
Too keep the Q-tip folks in business
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:34:03 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Because the liver is too busy removing beer?



Almost made me spit my beer on my monitor.  Almost.

The liver is evil and must be punished.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:34:21 AM EDT
[#7]
I believe it's to help your ear repel water.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:34:41 AM EDT
[#8]
Bush's fault too.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:35:32 AM EDT
[#9]
The serious answer it that earwax is there to catch bugs and junk that falls or crawls into your ears, along with germs to protect the eardrums. Mucous in your nose does about the same thing. So if your picking your ears, but not your nose, you're just doing half the job..Dig for gold, my son!
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:37:09 AM EDT
[#10]
Why shouldn't it?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:44:35 AM EDT
[#11]
Because they tried to produce oil and Haliburton and Bush shut them down.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:50:08 AM EDT
[#12]
To make ear candles.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:53:21 AM EDT
[#13]
What else do the ears have to do when they're not listening to things?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:54:14 AM EDT
[#14]
to keep women from driving us insane.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:57:40 AM EDT
[#15]
I'm beyond wondering why our ears produce wax -- I want to know why it tastes so bad!  
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:00:05 PM EDT
[#16]

Snot and ear wax, the two best FREE water-based adhesives known to man.




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