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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:23:31 AM EST
Last night I went to WalMart with the wife unit to get food and a few other things. All was going well until she got to the hairspray isle. Not only is it amazing that there are enough different kinds of hairspray to devote an entire isle to them, but she has to look at every single one! No problem, I'll go over to the sporting goods, electronics, and car stuff sections and kill some time. 20 minutes later, I wander around to find her, and she is still in the hairspray section! Now for the best part, she asks me which one I think is better. Is hairspray really that different? I wish this only happened over hairspray and only with my wife, but it seems to be a genetic thing for all women trying to decide anything.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:25:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/12/2004 6:25:50 AM EST by sgtar15]
Yes, hair sray is that differant.

Next time don't go shopping with her.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:26:52 AM EST
How would you know, buzz?



Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Yes, hair sray is that differant.

Next time don't go shopping with her.

SGatr15

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:27:25 AM EST
You have to ask??? She's a WOMAN!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:30:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
How would you know, buzz?




Because at one time I used to go shopping for the wife when she was bed ridden.

Some hair spray holds better than others. The trade off is that it makes the hair "stiff". However, there are some high end cost hairsprays that both hold but don't leave the hair stiff. These are quite expensive.

Hair spray is also a great way to torture bugs and cats. ANd it can be a cheap flame thrower if needed.

SGatr15

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:37:05 AM EST
Demonstrating such knowledge of hairspray is kinda gay. However, you did bring up using hairspray as a flamethrower...which almost...but not quite makes up for it.

Verdict: Vaguely gay.


Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
How would you know, buzz?




Because at one time I used to go shopping for the wife when she was bed ridden.

Some hair spray holds better than others. The trade off is that it makes the hair "stiff". However, there are some high end cost hairsprays that both hold but don't leave the hair stiff. These are quite expensive.

Hair spray is also a great way to torture bugs and cats. ANd it can be a cheap flame thrower if needed.

SGatr15

SGatr15

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:37:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Glock31:
Last night I went to WalMart with the wife unit



Please, please tell me you don't also refer to her as the "docking station"

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:55:53 AM EST
are you married to my wife too???hinking.gif
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 6:58:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
How would you know, buzz?




Because at one time I used to go shopping for the wife when she was bed ridden.

Some hair spray holds better than others. The trade off is that it makes the hair "stiff". However, there are some high end cost hairsprays that both hold but don't leave the hair stiff. These are quite expensive.

Hair spray is also a great way to torture bugs and cats. ANd it can be a cheap flame thrower if needed.
thats what im talking about!!if youve never lit hairspray you havnt seen a good torch!!hippie.gif
SGatr15

SGatr15

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:02:06 AM EST
[Mr. Obvious]Because they don't have a penis.[Mr. Obvious]
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:08:08 AM EST
My question is why do they have to write a check for everything?
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:12:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:35:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
My question is why do they have to write a check for everything?



And WHY can’t they start to fill out the check until the complete total is rung up on the cash register.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:36:16 AM EST
She wants you to make the decision for her so if it doesn' t work out, she can blame you for it. Duh. Never pick paint colors for her no matter what she says.
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