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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:35:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 9:36:54 PM EST by kabal57]
Why do iTards always have to refer to their fucking phones only as iPhone and nothing else, such as "cell phone"? Is it in the contract when you buy one that you can only call it iPhone? Will jobs steal your children for failing to do so?

Why do people think it's OK to merge onto a fucking 70mph interstate at 45 mph then slam on the brakes at the end of the onramp?

Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us?

Feel free to add your own. First world problems and all.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 9:37:31 PM EST
Because I carry two cell phones. I call one my iPhone and the other my flip phone. That's why.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:44:26 PM EST
Because when I pulled into the store parking lot looking for my favorite spot, you were already in it.

Pretty fucking inconsiderate if you ask me.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:46:40 PM EST
Because I can send a message from iSomething to iSomething without using text messages unless only cellular data is available. Much faster and doesn't break the message up if it's long.

So in my contacts lists I have entries for "cell" and for "iPhone" as appropriate, so I can remember who's got what.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:46:59 PM EST
We all got together last week and decided that these things would inflict the maximum discomfort on you, snowflake, and it made us all giggle.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:47:42 PM EST
They call it their Iphone, because they want you to know their status.

Same reason so many people have to emphasize that their dog is a "rescue dog."

Societal image is very big to lots of people.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:49:27 PM EST
I have an Iphone. My wife has an Iphone and my 11 yr old son has an Iphone.


Should we feel bad because we're bad phone people?
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:51:35 PM EST
"cell phone" is a generic term, "iPhone" is more specific, "iPhone 6" is more specific yet.

Rifle---AR-15---M4 Carbine.

Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:53:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
I have an Iphone. My wife has an Iphone and my 11 yr old son has an Iphone.


Should we feel bad because we're bad phone people?
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Yes

My mom has an iPhone 5C and I have an iPhone 5.

We just call them our phones.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:53:10 PM EST
Why are some people so obsessed with people who use iPhones? Stoking the furnace of hatred is unhealthy. Get over it.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:54:23 PM EST
I fucking do what I want.

Wrinkle meat.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:55:04 PM EST
If I had an Iphone and did crossfit would you hate me even more?
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:55:31 PM EST
Why ask why?
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 12:38:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By skierbri10:
Why ask why?
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Why ask why?
It's the latest advertising gimmick.
They don't want you to think,
Rather dismiss it and go buy a drink....
BANANADANCE!

Or something like that. Part of a long poem I wrote many years ago. It started out as a "Philosophy is a bunch of bullshit" type poem that somehow got sidetracked to a verse about Budweiser. I was drunk. Yeah, that's what it was...alcohol, because alcohol invokes existentialism, amiright?

Somebody said something I didn't understand that sounded like "Bananadance" so there it is smack dab in the middle of the poem. Packed away in a sketchbook. Wow......that was 22 years ago, long forgotten, and you just yanked that memory out of my head.

It's no literary masterpiece, but kept my mind occupied while Ren & Stimpy were playing with a Happy Hat.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 12:39:28 AM EST
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Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
If I had an Iphone and did crossfit would you hate me even more?
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Only if you had a tattoo
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 12:40:41 AM EST
Eh... I have a Galaxy S5 Active, too much of a mouthful to say so I just say cell phone
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 1:27:20 AM EST
My iPhone was free, company fone.


But I'll save this rant to my iCloud, so I can manage it on my iTunes later.

Think I might order an iMac for maximum butthurt.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 1:30:40 AM EST
I merge at 100mph and slam into the person in front of me. Fucking with my iPod.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 1:32:24 AM EST
Because Iphone owners are obviously better than you.

Commoner.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 1:33:54 AM EST
Because!
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 1:41:07 AM EST
Why not? I Love my iPhones .
They just work!
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 7:41:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By kabal57:
Why do iTards always have to refer to their fucking phones only as iPhone and nothing else, such as "cell phone"? Is it in the contract when you buy one that you can only call it iPhone? Will jobs steal your children for failing to do so?

Why do people think it's OK to merge onto a fucking 70mph interstate at 45 mph then slam on the brakes at the end of the onramp?

Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us?

Feel free to add your own. First world problems and all.
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The same reason that people who drive a Prius make sure you know that that's what they drive.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 7:47:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By kabal57:

Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us?

Feel free to add your own. First world problems and all.
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They might be parking there because they they know that there is a 99% chance that you will not slam your door into them.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 7:51:15 AM EST
Wow, that went well.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 7:55:26 AM EST
I-Phones are neat. Their users love them as do the Nasty Spy Agency.

That said, I'm smarter than my flip phone and I plan to keep it that way.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:00:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By kabal57:

Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us?
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They did that because you parked out in the middle of nowhere.

Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:23:09 AM EST
A sure agree with the last one - that really pisses me off too. Of course, that's just what the pathetic dickwad wants to achieve.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:24:45 AM EST
I've got bigger problems to think about than what someone calls their phone.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:25:32 AM EST
It's the brand. Buying an iPhone makes them "elite" in their own mind. It's like crossfit.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:35:00 AM EST
does it bend?
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