Posted: 8/26/2004 5:25:20 AM EDT
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Sent to me by a friend: ********************************************************** If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat ...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're lazy. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…you should find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you....it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet...it's male indifference. If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination. If she asks you...it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert. If you don't...you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist. If you don't...you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain. If you don't...you're a slob. If you buy her flowers...you're after something. If you don't...you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself. If you aren't...you're not ambitious. If she has a headache...she's tired. If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore. Men die first because they want to. |
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! yup, that about settles this thread. |
New wallpaper.  On our last anniversary , my wife says "You realize we've been married 7 years already" My reply "Really, seems like forever, don't it"  I've got a pretty good idea why she's going to outlive me...... |
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