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Posted: 8/26/2004 5:25:20 AM EDT
Sent to me by a friend:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat ...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're lazy.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...it's exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…you should find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her...it's favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you....it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.

If you cry...you're a wimp.

If you don't...you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.

If she asks you...it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.

If you don't...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.

If you don't...you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.

If you don't...you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers...you're after something.

If you don't...you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.

If you aren't...you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache...she's tired.

If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.

Men die first because they want to.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:57:55 AM EDT
Ain't that the truth?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:59:16 AM EDT

WIfe keeps tell me she wants to live till 90 with me.

She just doesnt understand why I tell he I don't want to live that long.

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 7:10:27 AM EDT
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrassment.
But, when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute?!?!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 7:11:53 AM EDT
Very True.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 7:14:47 AM EDT
the answer is obvious: women.

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 7:14:57 AM EDT
You ask why men die first??

You clearly are not married!

It's for the sweet, sweet freedom it eventually provides.

(Just kidding honeybunny)
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 7:16:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 7:26:16 AM EDT
We die early becouse women and children keep us in rendezvous
to damn long when we should be out trapping beaver.

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:57:24 AM EDT
Why men REALLY die first...

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:59:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
Why men REALLY die first...


HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! yup, that about settles this thread.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:59:37 AM EDT
By the way, the easy answer to this is:

We want to.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 8:05:17 AM EDT
Marriage has been a good thing for my soldiering. It really removes the fear of death.

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 8:06:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
Why men REALLY die first...


New wallpaper.

On our last anniversary , my wife says "You realize we've been married 7 years already"

My reply "Really, seems like forever, don't it"

I've got a pretty good idea why she's going to outlive me......
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