Sent to me by a friend:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat ...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're lazy.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…you should find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her...it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you....it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.
If you cry...you're a wimp.
If you don't...you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
If she asks you...it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.
If you don't...you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.
If you don't...you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.
If you don't...you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers...you're after something.
If you don't...you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.
If you aren't...you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache...she's tired.
If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.
Men die first because they want to.
Ain't that the truth?
WIfe keeps tell me she wants to live till 90 with me.
She just doesnt understand why I tell he I don't want to live that long.
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrassment.
But, when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute?!?!
the answer is obvious: women.
You ask why men die first??
You clearly are not married!
It's for the sweet, sweet freedom it eventually provides.
(Just kidding honeybunny)
We die early becouse women and children keep us in rendezvous
to damn long when we should be out trapping beaver.
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! yup, that about settles this thread.
By the way, the easy answer to this is:
We want to.
Marriage has been a good thing for my soldiering. It really removes the fear of death.
On our last anniversary , my wife says "You realize we've been married 7 years already"
My reply "Really, seems like forever, don't it"
I've got a pretty good idea why she's going to outlive me......