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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:48:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 12:29:22 AM EDT by ProfessorEvil]
Lesbians?
Robots?
Alligator Death?
Ninjas?
Pirates?
Why that's the basis of one AWESOME FUCKING MOVIE. But i digress.



<MisterFloppy> i want to be a robot alligator with two hydraulic penises
[ProfessorEvil] That's so going to be my new sigline.
.....
<MisterFloppy> dude, it would be so awesome to see someone be killed by a robot alligator
<Seth> why not a real alligator?
[ProfessorEvil] cuz robots make it better.
<Hank> yeah, like if the robot alligator like freaked out and started chopping heads off
<Gloftoe> and then a guitar wailed?
<Hank> that would be cool, and by cool i mean totally sweet
<Gloftoe> and then I pooped my pants!
<MisterFloppy> a robot alligator ninja pirate would be the ultimate
<Hank> fuck yeah!
<Seth> you forgot lesbian
<MisterFloppy> LESBIAN
<Seth> a robot lesbian ninja pirate alligator
<Gloftoe> and CHOPING OFF TEH HEDS!
<Seth> with 2 penises
<Seth> Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
<MisterFloppy> FREAKING AWESOME
<SO-COM> it needs a detachable hydraulic penis




and the crowd rejoiced.
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Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:12 PM EDT
FREAKING AWESOME
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:33 PM EDT
and of course there's always ME! ;]
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:48 PM EDT
And I thought you were going to say it was becuase I couldnt go in there.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:53:51 PM EDT
you guys are goofy
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:54:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2004 11:59:29 PM EDT by ProfessorEvil]
Oh yeah we talk about guns too apparently. Occasionally.


For the uneducated or curious

er, and Yeah this too
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:54:28 PM EDT
dude, chat is cool. and by cool, i mean totally sweet.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:55:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hank:
dude, chat is cool. and by cool, i mean totally sweet.



I love chat with all my body.

Especially my peepee.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:56:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2004 11:59:29 PM EDT by Seth_Livzz]
Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:56:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:58:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 12:00:27 AM EDT by ProfessorEvil]
fixed link.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:59:08 PM EDT
its threads like those that assist in my attempts to fill the infallable realm between the texture of crunchy peanut butter and the seductive smoothness of jam
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:59:21 PM EDT
I didn't think anyoen else here watched adult swim..
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:00:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:00:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.



Only if she's trying to shoot Jedi with a shotgun.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:01:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SO-COM:
I didn't think anyoen else here watched adult swim..



I watched because i forgot they stopped showing athf reruns.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:02:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:13:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.



HEY! ITS ONLY HARMFUL WHEN SOMEBODY DIES
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:14:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:15:11 AM EDT
looks like an airsofter
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:18:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:20:38 AM EDT
they even have a book now amazon.com link
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:22:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
looks like an airsofter



That would be NSFJojo
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:23:34 AM EDT
Hey MOM, Meet Honzo!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:25:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=18311



You're sweet alright
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:32:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyrax777:
they even have a book now amazon.com link



Some reviews:


Better than the Bible, August 18, 2004
Reviewer: R. Burns "balls"




I am a total lesbo, but if I had to be straight, I would be all about Robert Hamburger, so that is why I read this book. In fact, when I read it, it was so good even -I- popped a 10 foot boner, and I'm like a chick!....And if you think that this review sucks, then you are a hopeless pirate loser and probably would not appreciate this genius book anyway, so don't bother buying it.


Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:56:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 1:04:05 AM EDT
dude, it was magical. it was like killing yourself because you get super pissed and there's no one else around to kill.

NINJAS RULE, BITCHES! DAMNIT!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 10:52:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Glad I missed it.
-- brass



Yeah right if you were there it would have been even worse. And you'd have loved it. Don't lie.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 10:55:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 10:58:27 AM EDT
gee

glad i went to bed before that topic came up

silly menz
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 11:27:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Paul:
Shouldn't you be in school?



No, they keep threatening me with lawsuits if I come back.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 11:33:36 AM EDT
I guess I haven't had enough to drink yet. Hon, another beer please!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 11:49:54 AM EDT
arfcom has chat?!?!?

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 11:56:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
arfcom has chat?!?!?




You're one to talk.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:07:26 PM EDT

this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.



This has always been the best line.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 2:01:24 PM EDT
chat is kinda like an informative bad acid trip with a case of the giggles.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 2:03:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.




Yes...but she sure is TIGHT!


SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 2:53:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hank:
chat is kinda like an informative uniformative bad acid trip with a case of the giggles.



Fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:10:25 PM EDT
Its boring now.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:20:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Its boring now.



Some Ninja love will fix that.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:39:55 PM EDT
I glanced at the chat button on the front page earlier today and wondered to my self, "I wonder what sort of stuff goes on in chat." I almost clicked on the button. But I had to go to class.

thank goodness for class.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:25:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 8:31:00 PM EDT by brasspile]
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Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:50:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 11:48:53 PM EDT by ProfessorEvil]

Originally Posted By brasspile:
if you have mIRC or other IRC chat client:



I recommend vIRC instead, which is actually free to use.


And of course, the undeniable proof of Pink Pistols visiting our site.



[ProfessorEvil] They like Bukkake!
<Gloftoe> lol
<CK> yeah you do
<Gloftoe> In Nagasaki they go spunky for your love!
[ProfessorEvil] CK you need to have your parents remove the "Mature Content" filter so you can get some of the jokes we tell
<CK> fuck you
<Sgtar15> His momma is a Vulcan
[ProfessorEvil] Please keep me out of the gay fantasies, ok?
<CK> Sorry, cant do that.
<CK> I i have wet dreams about you everynight
<Sgtar15> CK is a fag?
<Sgtar15> a butt pirate?

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:53:46 PM EDT
Speaking of which, I haven't been to chat in a long time and pissed off JAFO...I'm on my way!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:45:51 PM EDT
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