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Posted: 5/25/2002 11:55:29 PM EDT
I think I can take ya.
If not then my 14y.o. 6'5" son can.[;)] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 11:55:51 PM EDT
Hot lead gets the jump the quickest.
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Posted: 5/25/2002 11:58:29 PM EDT
I don't know, I'm pretty quick on the uptake and I live by the "Tao of Tactical" a 14 year old would not have a chance, and I wear IIIA pajamas
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:00:22 AM EDT
We'll just starve you until you can't fight [;D]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:06:16 AM EDT
I think I can kick yer ass! (Course I think I can still do alot of things I really can't do anymore!)[;D]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:08:10 AM EDT
Quoted: I don't know, I'm pretty quick on the uptake and I live by the "Tao of Tactical" a 14 year old would not have a chance, and I wear IIIA pajamas Well, when my son was just 9 y.o. he kicked the shit outa a 5' tall paper mache purple Dinosaur!!! Beat that!!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:17:46 AM EDT
The last time someone said they were going to kick my ass,well the lying bastard hit me right in the face! But if you have a really big ass it might be fun to try and kick it. Maybe you could hang from a tree like a big pinata and for a dollar,we could be blind folded.
And armed with only size 12 redwings,and all proceeds would go to the orphaned kids of the BRC. Just a thought. Bob [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:19:22 AM EDT
I'll kick you in the ass when you aren't looking and run like hell - laughing maniacally.
Muahahahahahahaha Then I'll have the standard asthma attack and you will find me laying on the ground wheezing like a shotgunned accordian. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:21:29 AM EDT
I will not injure the invalids, they deserve their moment in the sun like anyone else LOL!
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:33:04 AM EDT
I'll be at the BRC as well.
I'll be the guy wearing jeans, a t-shirt that says something gun related and a baseball cap. Go ahead, make my day.... |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 12:51:08 AM EDT
Well maybe if you would quit wearing pajamas,and try something more adult like jeans.
Maybe then you would quit having these fantasies that some one would like to kick your ass. I don't really see a tough man contest,and a BRC going hand in hand too well by the way. course I think It's totally acceptable to get the attendance up this way. Bob [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 1:05:13 AM EDT
Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony.
This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings! |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 1:17:14 AM EDT
Quoted: Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony. This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings! My system is similar, but I end up taking their wallets and wizzing on them for revenge. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 4:16:14 AM EDT
What Clint Eastwood movie was that where some Karate guy goes through all his best moves, then Clint pulls out his handgun and shoots the guy dead?
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Posted: 5/26/2002 4:32:27 AM EDT
I'm kinda short, but I can beat your kneecaps to within an inch of their lives.
I'll let the taller fellas kick your ass. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:27:38 AM EDT
Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! Been drinkin' much? [whacko] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:36:05 AM EDT
Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! I fart in your general direction. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:40:37 AM EDT
Hello, did I hear the phone ring! It might take a second to get this 53 year old body rolling, but hell sign me up.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:41:58 AM EDT
You bet.. just bend over on the interstate.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:42:52 AM EDT
I'm a lover not a fighter. I will let the other guys take you on and steal all your womenz while you are all acting a fool.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:47:41 AM EDT
Rallywagon,
You should try this approach at a baseball game. You know stand up between innings and yell at the top of your lungs "who here can kick my ass !" Let me know how things turn out. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:56:42 AM EDT
im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:56:57 AM EDT
Quoted: Rallywagon, You should try this approach at a baseball game. You know stand up between innings and yell at the top of your lungs "who here can kick my ass !" Let me know how things turn out. Good one! I sprayed my coffee on it! |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 7:11:03 AM EDT
If I was going to the BRC I'd kick your ass Then take your wallet because I'm a CAPITALIST.BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA[:D]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 7:51:50 AM EDT
Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. Lighten up Francis. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:07:46 AM EDT
This is the most obvious case of Mall Ninja baiting that I have seen here in a long time. Keep it up, big boy and Gecko45 will unleash his powers of Ninjitsu on you loudmouthed ass. When he flips out and cuts off your head and we all crap in our pants, don't come running to me!
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:12:08 AM EDT
WolfPack can rip off your head and crap down your bloody neck hole with "ninja speed".
He will see you there. Take it easy on the poor guy though, I need to room with him. So I guess that means I need to bandage him up to. I do not want all of that wimpering to keep me awake. [:D] You are lucky that "Blaze of Glory" is not showing up. You would not be talking so tough. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:13:25 AM EDT
Don't mess with me rallywagon, I eat nails and shit rebar. Unfortunately, I won't be at the BRC, lucky for you punk, I have others to beat up during that time frame.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:18:56 AM EDT
Quoted: I fart in your general direction. I wave my private parts in his Auntie's face! |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:20:30 AM EDT
Quoted: I think I can take ya. If not then my 14y.o. 6'5" son can.[;)] Sgtar15 How about your 6" testicle? |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:20:46 AM EDT
Quoted: Don't mess with me rallywagon, I eat nails and shit rebar. Unfortunately, I won't be at the BRC, lucky for you punk, I have others to beat up during that time frame. Don't piss him off anymore, or he will kill "Wolfpack" [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:23:36 AM EDT
Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. Oh yeah? Well....my dad can beat up your dad! Nyah nyah nyah.... |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:26:31 AM EDT
My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:26:46 AM EDT
wagonboy has a great idea!
Start a fight at the BRC,good luck. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:28:36 AM EDT
Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:29:17 AM EDT
Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! I will paraphrase a movie line. "You might kick my ass but you'll leave missing an eye or not able to f*ck anymore, that's what I'm made of". I won't be at the BRC, lucky for both of us. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:32:45 AM EDT
I might still make it to this party. If I do, I might just take you up on your challenge. In the mean time go outside and practice falling down.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:43:51 AM EDT
[ShempFromTheThreeStoogesOn]
Shemp - "Why them's fightin' words in my country!" Rallywagon - "O.k. let's fight" Shemp - "Oh, well this ain't my country" {/ShempFromTheThreeStoogesOff] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:50:52 AM EDT
Damn. This thread is busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:56:33 AM EDT
By the way, I have this book on my bookshelf. [:D]
[img]http://shop.paladin-press.com/images/Products/guge.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 9:08:57 AM EDT
Quoted: Quoted: Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony. This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings! My system is similar, but I end up taking their wallets and wizzing on them for revenge. No no. Beat them senseless, take their money, and then piss in ONE of their shoes. Then G-Money has the choice of: 1. Walk home ass whupped with a pissed in shoe. Definately designed to alter one's world outlook. 2. Walk home with one shoe on with or without the other in hand leading to many uncomfortable stares and questions from fellow denizens of "the 'hood". This will lead to a permanent loss of status 'mongst the "gangstas". Heck he might have to get a real job. 3. Walk home with only socks or bare feet leading to the same results as #2. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 9:15:32 AM EDT
Quoted: Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img] bwahahahaha |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 9:22:19 AM EDT
Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! Gosh, I haven't really thought about it..........could you repeat the question?[:K] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:18:43 AM EDT
I think my money is on Vinnie.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:26:57 AM EDT
Quoted: Hot lead gets the jump the quickest. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/thumbs.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:30:39 AM EDT
"pride goeth before destruction"
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:34:41 AM EDT
Quoted: My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers. WOW A dirty dipper at thirteen months! He is one bad Mutha'. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:37:18 AM EDT
Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! Ohh Yeah!! [soapbox] I'll be hiding behind Miss Manglum, my booty guard. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:46:06 AM EDT
How about me and my electric drill versus your knee cap?
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:52:28 AM EDT
pfff, i know who could kick your ass!
[url=http://www.realultimatepower.net/]NINJAS![/url] |
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