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Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory!
[Edit for further info] So some of you know what your up against: 6'0" 230+; Can bench 290+, can run a 30min. 3 mile run; worked heavy construction, Marine, Corrections Officer and Cop... Been know to try to catch bullets with my bare teeth! (Why yes, I have been drinking again this evening!) |
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I think I can take ya.
If not then my 14y.o. 6'5" son can.[;)] Sgtar15 |
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I don't know, I'm pretty quick on the uptake and I live by the "Tao of Tactical" a 14 year old would not have a chance, and I wear IIIA pajamas
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I think I can kick yer ass! (Course I think I can still do alot of things I really can't do anymore!)[;D]
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Quoted: I don't know, I'm pretty quick on the uptake and I live by the "Tao of Tactical" a 14 year old would not have a chance, and I wear IIIA pajamas View Quote Well, when my son was just 9 y.o. he kicked the shit outa a 5' tall paper mache purple Dinosaur!!! Beat that!!! Sgtar15 |
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The last time someone said they were going to kick my ass,well the lying bastard hit me right in the face! But if you have a really big ass it might be fun to try and kick it. Maybe you could hang from a tree like a big pinata and for a dollar,we could be blind folded.
And armed with only size 12 redwings,and all proceeds would go to the orphaned kids of the BRC. Just a thought. Bob [:D] |
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I'll kick you in the ass when you aren't looking and run like hell - laughing maniacally.
Muahahahahahahaha Then I'll have the standard asthma attack and you will find me laying on the ground wheezing like a shotgunned accordian. |
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I will not injure the invalids, they deserve their moment in the sun like anyone else LOL!
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I'll be at the BRC as well.
I'll be the guy wearing jeans, a t-shirt that says something gun related and a baseball cap. Go ahead, make my day.... |
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Well maybe if you would quit wearing pajamas,and try something more adult like jeans.
Maybe then you would quit having these fantasies that some one would like to kick your ass. I don't really see a tough man contest,and a BRC going hand in hand too well by the way. course I think It's totally acceptable to get the attendance up this way. Bob [:D] |
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Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony.
This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings! |
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Quoted: Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony. This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings! View Quote My system is similar, but I end up taking their wallets and wizzing on them for revenge. |
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What Clint Eastwood movie was that where some Karate guy goes through all his best moves, then Clint pulls out his handgun and shoots the guy dead?
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I'm kinda short, but I can beat your kneecaps to within an inch of their lives.
I'll let the taller fellas kick your ass. |
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Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! View Quote Been drinkin' much? [whacko] |
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Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! View Quote I fart in your general direction. |
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Hello, did I hear the phone ring! It might take a second to get this 53 year old body rolling, but hell sign me up.
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I'm a lover not a fighter. I will let the other guys take you on and steal all your womenz while you are all acting a fool.
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Rallywagon,
You should try this approach at a baseball game. You know stand up between innings and yell at the top of your lungs "who here can kick my ass !" Let me know how things turn out. |
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im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
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Quoted: Rallywagon, You should try this approach at a baseball game. You know stand up between innings and yell at the top of your lungs "who here can kick my ass !" Let me know how things turn out. View Quote Good one! I sprayed my coffee on it! |
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If I was going to the BRC I'd kick your ass Then take your wallet because I'm a CAPITALIST.BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA[:D]
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Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. View Quote Lighten up Francis. |
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This is the most obvious case of Mall Ninja baiting that I have seen here in a long time. Keep it up, big boy and Gecko45 will unleash his powers of Ninjitsu on you loudmouthed ass. When he flips out and cuts off your head and we all crap in our pants, don't come running to me!
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WolfPack can rip off your head and crap down your bloody neck hole with "ninja speed".
He will see you there. Take it easy on the poor guy though, I need to room with him. So I guess that means I need to bandage him up to. I do not want all of that wimpering to keep me awake. [:D] You are lucky that "Blaze of Glory" is not showing up. You would not be talking so tough. [:D] |
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Don't mess with me rallywagon, I eat nails and shit rebar. Unfortunately, I won't be at the BRC, lucky for you punk, I have others to beat up during that time frame.
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Quoted: I fart in your general direction. View Quote I wave my private parts in his Auntie's face! |
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Quoted: I think I can take ya. If not then my 14y.o. 6'5" son can.[;)] Sgtar15 View Quote How about your 6" testicle? |
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Quoted: Don't mess with me rallywagon, I eat nails and shit rebar. Unfortunately, I won't be at the BRC, lucky for you punk, I have others to beat up during that time frame. View Quote Don't piss him off anymore, or he will kill "Wolfpack" [:D] |
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Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. View Quote Oh yeah? Well....my dad can beat up your dad! Nyah nyah nyah.... |
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My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers.
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wagonboy has a great idea!
Start a fight at the BRC,good luck. |
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Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. View Quote [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! View Quote I will paraphrase a movie line. "You might kick my ass but you'll leave missing an eye or not able to f*ck anymore, that's what I'm made of". I won't be at the BRC, lucky for both of us. |
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I might still make it to this party. If I do, I might just take you up on your challenge. In the mean time go outside and practice falling down.
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[ShempFromTheThreeStoogesOn]
Shemp - "Why them's fightin' words in my country!" Rallywagon - "O.k. let's fight" Shemp - "Oh, well this ain't my country" {/ShempFromTheThreeStoogesOff] |
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Damn. This thread is busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
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By the way, I have this book on my bookshelf. [:D]
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Quoted: Quoted: Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony. This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings! View Quote My system is similar, but I end up taking their wallets and wizzing on them for revenge. View Quote No no. Beat them senseless, take their money, and then piss in ONE of their shoes. Then G-Money has the choice of: 1. Walk home ass whupped with a pissed in shoe. Definately designed to alter one's world outlook. 2. Walk home with one shoe on with or without the other in hand leading to many uncomfortable stares and questions from fellow denizens of "the 'hood". This will lead to a permanent loss of status 'mongst the "gangstas". Heck he might have to get a real job. 3. Walk home with only socks or bare feet leading to the same results as #2. |
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Quoted: Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. View Quote [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img] View Quote bwahahahaha |
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Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! View Quote Gosh, I haven't really thought about it..........could you repeat the question?[:K] |
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Quoted: Hot lead gets the jump the quickest. View Quote [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/thumbs.gif[/img] |
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Quoted: My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers. View Quote WOW A dirty dipper at thirteen months! He is one bad Mutha'. |
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Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! View Quote Ohh Yeah!! [soapbox] I'll be hiding behind Miss Manglum, my booty guard. |
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pfff, i know who could kick your ass!
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