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When did you get a boyfriend?
Damn, that just screws up all my juvenile sexual fantasies.
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Few months ago. I [i]was[/i] saving myself for you but when you never came a courtin' I had to abandon the state of Virginia in despair. I couldn't handle the overwhelming feeling of longing and frustration knowing you were [i]so[/i] close and, yet, so unattainable. I ran back to the solace of my family and my simple country roots.
There, while mending my broken heart, I met a kind-hearted country boy who took me on long trail rides and bass fishing and four wheeling. He showed me how to properly cut in paint around trim and impressed me with his souped-up, primered Mustang. It was over a game of pool and a few beers in a local dive bar that I decided to take a chance.
So, you see, Redmansfan.... you left me no choice.
Dang.... I should write fiction. [:D]