I planned to make a card with hearts of pink and red,
But then I thought I'd rather spend the money on me, instead.
It's awfully hard to buy things when one's allowence is so small *ahem*
So I guess you're pretty lucky I got you anything at all.
Happy mother's day to you. There, I said it, now I'm done.
So, how 'bout getting out of bed and cooking breakfast for your son?
- From Calvin and Hobbes