What round for eclipse? > General Discussion

Posted: 8/20/2017 6:27:41 AM EDT

Would 87 nukes be enough?

Everyone will already have protective glasses, but are they good for nuke blast?

Posted: 8/20/2017 6:34:15 AM EDT

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I'm already sick of the eclipse shit... people are losing their minds over something that's going to last 2 minutes... the only 2 minute event I lose my mind over is sex...

Posted: 8/20/2017 6:51:49 AM EDT

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I am sick of it also. People are taking it way to seriously. Attached File

Posted: 8/20/2017 6:55:59 AM EDT

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That sign is total bullshit.

Pets are smart enough not to stare at the sun.

This event will prove that many humans are not smarter than pets.

Posted: 8/20/2017 7:08:14 AM EDT

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That sign is total bullshit.

Pets are smart enough not to stare at the sun.

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I heard on the news that the Blank Park Zoo (Des Moines) will have, (and I quote), a "safe space available for all animals if needed during eclipse".

Posted: 8/20/2017 7:09:24 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/20/2017 7:13:17 AM EDT

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My neighbor is going to have a whole herd of blind cows.

Posted: 8/20/2017 7:23:27 AM EDT

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Well, maybe the squirrels that raid my bird feeders will go blind and starve to death.

Posted: 8/20/2017 7:27:48 AM EDT

[#8]

I'll be out on the boat drinking cold beer. It will get kinda dark then it will get light again....

Posted: 8/20/2017 7:31:07 AM EDT

[#9]

300 Blackout what else?

Posted: 8/20/2017 7:35:19 AM EDT

[#10]

5,45 x 39 because the lead slides into the hollow tip causing it to buzzsaw on impact

(not sure if I believe that but it sounds good)

Posted: 8/20/2017 8:05:21 AM EDT

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I bought a Henry all weather 44 magnum yesterday using Hornady 225 grain Ftx
Do I need shade 14 scope lenses lol

Posted: 8/20/2017 8:07:04 AM EDT

[#12]

Death Star

Posted: 8/20/2017 8:29:11 AM EDT

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Good answer. Good answer...

Posted: 8/20/2017 8:50:43 AM EDT

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Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Posted: 8/20/2017 8:55:46 AM EDT

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Do they have a building big enough to house you?

Posted: 8/20/2017 8:55:57 AM EDT

[#16]

During, or before and after totality?

If during totality, you will need to shoot blanks, in a revolver using moon clips.

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:05:49 AM EDT

[#17]

Hmm suns out Guns out
Are they trying to take our gun by having a eclipse. Democratic ploy?

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:09:48 AM EDT

[#18]

Saturn V

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:25:51 AM EDT

[#19]

Black Talons, of course! Duh!...

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:31:10 AM EDT

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Bingo came in to post this too

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:49:15 AM EDT

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Best eclipse round is a round at the bar.

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:53:09 AM EDT

[#22]

Clouds, all we'll see is clouds.

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:57:28 AM EDT

[#23]

The eclipse has an aluminum engine block, so anything more powerful than 9mm should disable it.

Posted: 8/20/2017 9:59:41 AM EDT

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.221 Fireball.

Posted: 8/20/2017 10:59:42 AM EDT

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I heard on the news that the Blank Park Zoo (Des Moines) will have, (and I quote), a "safe space available for all animals if needed during eclipse".

Do they have a building big enough to house you?

Posted: 8/20/2017 11:18:19 AM EDT

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The DERP in Des Moines is getting out of hand. As millennials and hipsters invade us the the more dumb liberal and socially awkward Des Moines gets. The pet safe space is a prime example. The only good thing about Des Moines is that its population is young on average so there are lots of pretty ladies and gym rats to look at.

And 12 gauge is a good round for shooting at the moon.

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