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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:23:36 AM EDT
God help me....
Off to a toddler birthday party. |
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With Chuck E Cheese, it's not so much caliber as it is capacity and spare mags.
It's never just one you have to worry about........it's always a melee or full scale FSA riot. |
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You've got the wrong attitude.
Chuck E Cheese is a prime hunting ground for single MILFs. The problem is, they're SURE to have squalling brats. But if you can deal with the kids, you might get your chance find a partner to make another one with. |
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MILFS View Quote This..... in all honesty, it is entirely dependent on the local community. The one I used to take my daughter to was clean, well maintained, and NOT FSA Infested. ...conversely the nearest other one is on the edge of 2 close FSA communities, and is a nightmare Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Take ear plugs.
Exwife thought I was joking when I had them in my pocket.... |
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The local chuck E cheese is next door to a very large liquor store. I don't think it was a coincidence.
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Keep your tokens close. Them little buggers will steal them right out from under you and you'll never catch them.
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No way.
CeC is all about the blissful feeling of being able to forget about your charges. Give them a metric ton of tokens, order a beer, and let the cheese take over babysitting duties. They can't leave without you, and have plenty to do that does not require your attention. I fuckin' loved that place when I was helping my sister raise her boys. |
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A long time ago some friends with kids took me along with them for pizza. When the animatronics started up I was genuinely creeped out. I had never heard of or seen that crap. I actually wanted to riddle the whole "band" with bullets and destroy that stuff. The wailing song stayed in my head for weeks after, and the pizza was the worst greasiest crap I ever saw.
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Maybe that was what Jeff Cooper really meant when he called the AR a "Mouse Gun?"
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You've got the wrong attitude. Chuck E Cheese is a prime hunting ground for single MILFs. The problem is, they're SURE to have squalling brats. But if you can deal with the kids, you might get your chance find a partner to make another one with. View Quote Uhmm not in these parts they sure the fuck aren't. |
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I think you mean, Charles Eclidious Cheese. Only his friends call him "Chuck".
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After drinking 3/4 of a watered down warm bud light I have called no joy and evac'd. I got my son out of there I hope my wife and daughter make it out alive....
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Oh boy...better you than me...I've never been in one of those places, never want to.
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Took my daughter there when she was 2. She got punched in the face by obama's grandson on one of the plastic slides. We packed up our shit and went home, Out numbered 50 to 1.
Besides, that place smells like feet and has vile food. Fuck that shithole. When I was a kid, it was awesome, and the pizza rocked. Now it is microwaved garbage, filthy, and full of FSA blingstars. ETA: I was out of state in OH, and didn't have my Utah at the time, so I was not carrying. Even if I was, I still would have done the same. I was probably outgunned 10000x. Every gangsta in there prob had f/a mac-10's under their shirts. |
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Ours here are marked "firearms prohibited".
That said, the first rule is to not touch anything. If you violate the first rule, don't eat or drink anything. If you violate the second rule, grab some pepto and immodium on your way home. |
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The sheriff's office could clear a lot of outstanding warrants there...
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