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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:23:36 AM EDT
God help me....

Off to a toddler birthday party.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:24:33 AM EDT
MLRS
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:24:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2014 11:25:31 AM EDT by Lorax]
With Chuck E Cheese, it's not so much caliber as it is capacity and spare mags.

It's never just one you have to worry about........it's always a melee or full scale FSA riot.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:24:53 AM EDT
Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:25:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:25:58 AM EDT
Rat shot.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:28:47 AM EDT
9mm hollowpoint.   Just one.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:30:30 AM EDT
You've got the wrong attitude.



Chuck E Cheese is a prime hunting ground for single MILFs.   The problem is, they're SURE to have squalling brats.





But if you can deal with the kids, you might get your chance find a partner to make another one with.  
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:31:17 AM EDT
500 nitro express with solids. You'll need the penetration.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:32:16 AM EDT
MILFS
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:36:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
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This..... in all honesty,  it is entirely dependent on the local community.   The one I used to take my daughter to was clean, well maintained,  and NOT FSA Infested. ...conversely the nearest other one is on the edge of 2 close FSA communities, and is a nightmare

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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:38:10 AM EDT
Take ear plugs.
Exwife thought I was joking when I had them in my pocket....
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:38:30 AM EDT
In for the hoodrat stories.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:39:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:41:14 AM EDT
The local chuck E cheese is next door to a very large liquor store.    I don't think it was a coincidence.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:41:54 AM EDT
Keep your tokens close.  Them little buggers will steal them right out from under you and you'll never catch them.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:46:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Durka-Durka:
Keep your tokens close.  Them little buggers will steal them right out from under you and you'll never catch them.
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You can drop a 5 year old with one of those ball house balls at 10 yards and not leave a bruise.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:57:04 AM EDT
No way.



CeC is all about the blissful feeling of being able to forget about your charges.  Give them a metric ton of tokens, order a beer, and let the cheese take over babysitting duties.



They can't leave without you, and have plenty to do that does not require your attention.



I fuckin' loved that place when I was helping my sister raise her boys.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:58:56 AM EDT
Use a bayonet. He'll squeal like a pig.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:03:27 PM EDT
A long time ago some friends with kids took me along with them for pizza.  When the animatronics started up I was genuinely creeped out.  I had never heard of or seen that crap.  I actually wanted to riddle the whole "band" with bullets and destroy that stuff.  The wailing song stayed in my head for weeks after, and the pizza was the worst greasiest crap I ever saw.


Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:15:38 PM EDT
You know they have beer at chuck e cheeze, right?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:20:29 PM EDT
Suck E Cheese is posted here.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:21:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:22:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fattyfat:
You know they have beer at chuck e cheeze, right?
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They do?

Please god I hope they do...
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:24:26 PM EDT
Why, a Bulleit, of course.

Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:26:09 PM EDT
Maybe that was what Jeff Cooper really meant when he called the AR a "Mouse Gun?"
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:27:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:49:34 PM EDT
I've never so much as set foot in one.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:52:10 PM EDT
pics of MILFS
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:56:29 PM EDT
Enjoy your norovirus
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:57:03 PM EDT
Pre party has concluded. We are now oscar mike to cec...
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 1:35:43 PM EDT
Oh fuck.. I should have brought 33rd g lock mags
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 1:55:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
You've got the wrong attitude.

Chuck E Cheese is a prime hunting ground for single MILFs.   The problem is, they're SURE to have squalling brats.


But if you can deal with the kids, you might get your chance find a partner to make another one with.  
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Uhmm not in these parts they sure the fuck aren't.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:03:54 PM EDT
Buncha fuckin welfare queens up in here. Black and white.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:07:55 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:


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and beer.



 
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:11:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 4bangin:
Buncha fuckin welfare queens up in here. Black and white.
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At Chuck-E-Cheese?  Noooo...

I cannot express how surprised I am.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:13:41 PM EDT
I think you mean, Charles Eclidious Cheese.  Only his friends call him "Chuck".
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:20:47 PM EDT
I think this guy used 9mm

Shots fired at Chuck e Cheese




Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:32:50 PM EDT
After drinking 3/4 of a watered down warm bud light I have called no joy and evac'd. I got my son out of there I hope my wife and daughter make it out alive....
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:35:33 PM EDT
Oh boy...better you than me...I've never been in one of those places, never want to.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:39:00 PM EDT
Gonna got get so Chuck Norovirus ehh?


Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:41:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2014 2:43:00 PM EDT by mbx5]
Took my daughter there when she was 2.  She got punched in the face by obama's grandson on one of the plastic slides.  We packed up our shit and went home,  Out numbered 50 to 1.  

Besides, that place smells like feet and has vile food.  Fuck that shithole.

When I was a kid, it was awesome, and the pizza rocked.  Now it is microwaved garbage, filthy, and full of FSA blingstars.

ETA: I was out of state in OH, and didn't have my Utah at the time, so I was not carrying.  Even if I was, I still would have done the same.  I was probably outgunned 10000x.  Every gangsta in there prob had f/a mac-10's under their shirts.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:51:05 PM EDT
Ours here are marked "firearms prohibited".

That said, the first rule is to not touch anything. If you violate the first rule, don't eat or drink anything. If you violate the second rule, grab some pepto and immodium on your way home.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:55:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 4bangin:

They do?

Please god I hope they do...
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Originally Posted By fattyfat:
You know they have beer at chuck e cheeze, right?

They do?

Please god I hope they do...


Not all of them.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:58:06 PM EDT
In on page one before the lock!
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 2:59:39 PM EDT
HP .177 through Crossman rifled barrel @ 500+ fps.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 3:04:49 PM EDT
The sheriff's office could clear a lot of outstanding warrants there...
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 3:12:20 PM EDT
10/22 with 25 round mags for shooting mice.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 3:13:35 PM EDT
hand sanitizer, OP.

hand sanitizer.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 3:17:04 PM EDT
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hand sanitizer, OP.

hand sanitizer.
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