The funniest incident I ever had in the bathroom was while I was waiting at the Philly airport to fly OCONUS, the TP in the bathrooms was extremely sub-par, hell, you couldnt just see light through it, you could distinguish shapes. Some British (by the accent) kid was going to the bathroom, and yells out "Father, you said American TP was thick and soft, this stuff is CRAP!"
I started laughing and stated, loud enough for him to hear me, "This is the crap they give out in public bathrooms, private ones have much better paper."
Later, I couldnt figure out why the kid was in the departure lounge and hadnt experienced American TP before, layover maybe?
I have Northern, double-ply, quilted TP in the bathrooms for guests, but I use baby wipes. My bunghole dries out from too much wiping with TP.
Kharn