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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:44:27 AM EDT
Heaven is paradise right? Driving a fine car is like heaven right? Therefore Jesus must drive a fine car right?
What do you think, luxury? sports? prestige luxury? supercar?

I say Corvette because he's kinda everyman.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:46:21 AM EDT
Honda. 'Cause the Gospels mention Jesus and his disciples being in one Accord.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:47:06 AM EDT
In heaven he drives a Bentley all blinged out.

While he was here on Earth he drove beat up old pickup truck. How do you think they got the loaves and fishes distributed?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:47:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JLH3:
Honda. 'Cause the Gospels mention Jesus and his disciples being in one Accord.




That's hilarious.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:49:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby: I say Corvette because he's kinda everyman.
"It's not a car, it's a lifestyle."©
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:52:19 AM EDT
gotta say dump truck, how else is he gonna carry around all the souls he's saving.


MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:54:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 5:04:05 AM EDT by NoVaGator]
A 91 corolla with a bent frame, lime green metallic paint, a bondo-color skirt, a fart can, and a naked lady holographic sticker on the back.


All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me


Oh, I thought you meant Jesus the gardener.

Jesus the messiah guy drove a VW Bus.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:55:09 AM EDT
Some kind of hot rod; He sure did a good job when he built mine.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:58:44 AM EDT
Jesus walks on water and can perform miracles. He hardly needs a car!!! He probably just wills himself from one point to another.

- rem
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:59:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:05:20 AM EDT
Mustang GT's are the poor man's go fast car.

I highly doubt he is going to be in one of those. At the very least a Saleen S7.


- rem




Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Mustang GT of course!

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:05:36 AM EDT



Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:08:07 AM EDT
Lambroghini Diabolo...just for the irony of it and because he can.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:10:44 AM EDT
A 2006 Ford pickup. I hear they come with heated tailgates. So when they break down in the winter, he can keep his hands warm pushing it down the side of the road.

j/k
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:11:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Itchy:
A 2006 Ford pickup. I hear they come with heated tailgates. So when they break down in the winter, he can keep his hands warm pushing it down the side of the road.

j/k



Right
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:17:05 AM EDT
A yellow yugo
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:18:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JLH3:
Honda. 'Cause the Gospels mention Jesus and his disciples being in one Accord.



It could also be a Pontiac Tempest!


Isaiah 29:6
the LORD Almighty will come with thunder and earthquake and great noise, with windstorm and tempest and flames of a devouring fire.



BigDozer66
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:48:07 AM EDT
One of his many classics
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:54:51 AM EDT
He doesn't drive he just rides in the back of his limo.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:56:25 AM EDT


Or



If he's more into modern stuff.

Jesus seems like a great appreciator of the classics to me, though.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:58:21 AM EDT
He rides on the back of Chuck Noris!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:59:53 AM EDT
Public transportation.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:12:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 6:12:46 AM EDT by legalese77]
Scholars have finally come to a consensus. Jesus would drive a Honda:




Either that or Ho Chi Minh sandals
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:18:04 AM EDT
i go along with the bumper sticker:

Jesus was a carpenter, so he must be driving a pickup truck.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:22:04 AM EDT
Pope mobile of course!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:25:54 AM EDT
Knowing Jesus he would probably drive around in a golf cart but the devil would go all out.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:31:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
A 91 corolla with a bent frame, lime green metallic paint, a bondo-color skirt, a fart can, and a naked lady holographic sticker on the back.


All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me


Oh, I thought you meant Jesus the gardener.

Jesus the messiah guy drove a VW Bus.





Thanx NoVaGator I needed that
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:35:10 AM EDT
Probably a ' CHRIST-LYR ' [Chrysler]
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:39:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AMZ:
Probably a ' CHRIST-LYR ' [Chrysler]



We have a winner!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:42:57 AM EDT
Not on the Christ-ler (good pun though).

The only transportation he ever had in the holy land was a donkey or small colt (depending on translation). Therefore, he must drive a Mustang!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:45:33 AM EDT
Yes, yes, but what kind of plastic figurine does he have duct taped to the dashboard?

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
'long as I got my plastic Jesus
riding on the dashboard of my car...
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:47:22 AM EDT
You guys are forgetting one thing...the Vatican is in Italy...therefore what ever Jesus drives MUST be an Italian car....take your pick
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:47:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:52:45 AM EDT
Jesus drive!? get real...

the dude's got a chauffeur.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:00:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:01:30 AM EDT
The dude walks on water - why would he need a car?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:06:37 AM EDT
Jesus Chrysler Supercar!

Coming to a theatre parking lot near you!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:07:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
The dude walks on water - why would he need a car?



Could he walk on water at 80 mph?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:09:52 AM EDT
Last time I saw Jesus, he wasn't driving...

he was riding in the back with the rest of the landscape crew.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:10:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 7:11:21 AM EDT by NewbHunter]


or



Oh, and this is what John Kerry drives:

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:10:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
The dude walks on water - why would he need a car?



Could he walk on water at 80 mph?




Of course!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:14:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 7:17:18 AM EDT by hardcorps1775]
he's a carpenter, he drives a 4wd pickup...d'uh!

either that or a unimog to haul his apostles around in...

ETA: damn, didn't see skycat's post!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:19:57 AM EDT
A station wagon, its the car of a sheperd
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:28:50 AM EDT
Jesus doesn't have time to tool around on the roads, he's got places to go and people to Save! Also, unlimited funds.

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:29:52 AM EDT
why drive when you can fly? I'm certain He has a jeep for fun also though.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:16:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Crock:
Not on the Christ-ler (good pun though).

The only transportation he ever had in the holy land was a donkey or small colt (depending on translation). Therefore, he must drive a Mustang!




wouldn't be a mustang then, dodge made a compact car in the early 80s and named it the "Colt", everybody that drove one looked like they had a bad case of the ass.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:32:47 AM EDT
Also when Jesus and the angles want to go out in large numbers they sometimes use a C130
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:37:47 AM EDT
JOKE:

A teenager asked his father if he could borrow the car.

The father replied: "Not until you get your hair cut!"

Trying to think of a smart reply, the son said: "but .... but ...... Jesus had long hair!"

The father replied: "Yeah, and he walked everywhere he went!"

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:02:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 9:03:45 AM EDT by VoodooChile]
......
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:03:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By slash-5:
Last time I saw Jesus, he wasn't driving...

he was riding in the back with the rest of the landscape crew.




He's been doing much better since then...Jesus has his own ride now
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:56:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 9:59:17 AM EDT by magnum_99]
A Diablo?

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