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Posted: 9/18/2005 2:31:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 2:37:02 AM EDT by Cold]
Ok so I usually dont ever start topics in the General Dis forums but I cant sleep, heres why..

So Im at a Bar in Dallas, blah blah with my buddy, Im at a the bar, trying to get a drink, this girl in a like almost sideways hat goes, "hey you got sexy hair" or something like that, I duno it was loud, but sexy and hair were in the same 5 word sentence she screamed into my ear, now I cant hear shit, bunch of rap music being played, anyways I kinda thought she was making fun of me tell she grabs my hair and starts playin with it, needless to say, now im payin attention. So I get a drink and im like lets go outside to talk, we talk a lil, I find out she is a make up artist and works at an Olive Garden..., my friend comes outside to be the Cock-Blockin SOB that he can be, but he isnt messin this up (he got thrown out later that night from th ebar for throwing up on the dance floor). She likes my hair ...yea her hand is still in it, so finally 2 am rolls around, bar closes, my Cock-Blockin SOB friend comes back from another bar he didnt puke in and tries to get me to go with him to get food, I say, no thanks "IM ALL SET " Or so I thought....


So I live 5 blocks away from the bar to my apt, my cock-blockin SOB of a friend drove me, the girl offers me a ride back to my place...
So im thinking..."wow, I didnt even say very much to this girl and shes driving me home...wonder what else is gonna happen" thoughts are racing throuhg my 22 year old mind...
We into the parking lot, and I say, "umm would you want to come upstairs and hang out?" She says sure...

She gets into my apt, and makes a bee line for my bed room, and jumps in my bed, now, I have usually had a girlfriend, so this whole pickin girls up at the bar, is just not known to me...She looks around the room, and goes, " nice place...but I like to be in control, turn the lights OFF!" "umm ok" I stammer, then next thing I know, the bitch slams her hands on my chest and says, "I could rock your world...but I think ill make you work for it!"

Now, in my mind Im thinking...wow, this bitch is crazy or she wants to tie me up, rob me, and leave me for my roomate to find the next morning, well, turns out she just likes to be a HUGE COCK TEASE, gets me all worked up, then looks at the clock and goes, "I got work at 10:30 am, I gotta go...."


All I know is I thought Blue Balls was a thing that only happened to kids when they were in puberty or just couldnt get any...nope, I found out how much they suck, hence why Im up now, cant slep, cuz my boys be hurtin....Next time Im gonna make the girl get nekid and take pics, so if she wants to leave, I got material!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:33:07 AM EDT
Dude, I hear ya. All i have to say is that I have a story for the ages of what happened tonight in Champaign. Basically I spotted the girl that stole my heart last semester with another guy at this bar.
I'm really down right now to say the least...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:36:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
Dude, I hear ya. All i have to say is that I have a story for the ages of what happened tonight in Champaign. Basically I spotted the girl that stole my heart last semester with another guy at this bar.
I'm really down right now to say the least...




Man, that does suck, but look at it this way, theres more women out there and the mid west has TONS of HOT WOMEN, and also, I bet the guy she was with was a cheese dick ...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:36:13 AM EDT
In the last three years I've had 3 girls lead me on and then brush me off.

Discouraging, to say the least.

The sad part, is those are the only three girls I tried to date. I don't get out much.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:47:55 AM EDT
I think it goes both ways.... but..


Every girl that I've attempted to date.. wasn't interested in me. But, would still give all the signs of being very sexually attracted to me.. but, still refuse to date.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:52:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
In the last three years I've had 3 girls lead me on and then brush me off.

Discouraging, to say the least.

The sad part, is those are the only three girls I tried to date. I don't get out much.



Thats tough, it must be some sort of a "game" they like playing.

But.....

Damn...I can't even get them to lead me on....
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:55:04 AM EDT
I dont know. I have been married for 15 years. I wish I could remember what being lead on was like.
Good luck though. I am sure there is at least 10-15 good women out there in the world. Somewhere.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:55:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 4:55:51 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]


(maybe she wanted you to "force" it on her - dangerous game)
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:55:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
I think it goes both ways.... but..


Every girl that I've attempted to date.. wasn't interested in me. But, would still give all the signs of being very sexually attracted to me.. but, still refuse to date.



If you didn't date, I'm assuming you didn't make out, get touchy-feely, or have sex... so what does this mean? They laughed at your jokes and told you you looked nice when you got dressed up? That is called friendship. What were these "signs"?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:57:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cold:
Ok so I usually dont ever start topics in the General Dis forums but I cant sleep, heres why..





Buck up little cowboy, this isn't normal. I'm thinking she is one of those s&m ppl who gets off on causing distress. Bars aren't the best place to meet girls.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:01:05 AM EDT
You were too easy, no challenge for her what so ever. She likes to be in control but that doesn't mean she wants her guy to roll over like a pussy whipped little bitch. She wanted to challenge you for control. Had you started giving her orders or played hard to get you probably would have gotten some. A lot of women today are like that. Better get used to it.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:26:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
You were too easy, no challenge for her what so ever. She likes to be in control but that doesn't mean she wants her guy to roll over like a pussy whipped little bitch. She wanted to challenge you for control. Had you started giving her orders or played hard to get you probably would have gotten some. A lot of women today are like that. Better get used to it.



+1 What he said. If anyone here has been to the Mystery workshop, I think this exact situation is discussed.
Good luck Cold!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:27:33 AM EDT
Too easy.

Anyhow, a rule of life I learned long ago:

No psychos.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:39:34 AM EDT
Bad breath?
Rash in the wrong place?
Crabs?
Smell?
Too small for her to waste time on?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:45:50 AM EDT
Was she big?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:53:06 AM EDT

Now, in my mind Im thinking...wow, this bitch is crazy or she wants to tie me up, rob me, and leave me for my roomate to find the next morning, well, turns out she just likes to be a HUGE COCK TEASE, gets me all worked up, then looks at the clock and goes, "I got work at 10:30 am, I gotta go...."
You thought you were getting some! Cold, you better check the Internet for audio/video of YOU.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:59:53 AM EDT
You really wanted to do the nasty with some skank you just met in bar?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:53:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
You really wanted to do the nasty with some skank you just met in bar? hr


I didn't see where he said anything about the chick being skanky. Maybe you should find a better class of bar to frequent.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:12:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
You really wanted to do the nasty with some skank you just met in bar?



STUPIDEST QUESTION OF THE DAY!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:16:47 AM EDT
So, when she when to do "number 1" in the restroom, did you notice did she sit or did she stand?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:53:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 9:55:35 AM EDT by JoseyWales]
Top whining you cock nocker! You are trying to use her and she knows it. So she is using you back. If you want some superficial relationship, this is what you get. Want something better, stop picking up ho's in bars. Of course, you can't expect that they will stay with you if you are a whore either. Funny how life works.

Lots of my buddies end up divorced and they wonder why. The habit you form when you are young will be habitual when you are older. Be careful what you ask for.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:58:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By Cold:
Ok so I usually dont ever start topics in the General Dis forums but I cant sleep, heres why..





Buck up little cowboy, this isn't normal. I'm thinking she is one of those s&m ppl who gets off on causing distress. Bars aren't the best place to meet girls.




NO SHIT especially a bar called "Syn Bar"
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:01:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Was she big?



well she was 6 feet tall, but wegith 140, she was thus skinny, and no not fat, she did have SWEET LEGS !
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:04:07 AM EDT
ARF.COM 101 Mandatory Reading...

You're lucky, son. I wish this had been available when I was only 22.

The Ladder Theory
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:05:04 AM EDT
1. You COULD have had the punani. Don't be such a pushover for her next time. Like others have said, challenge her.

2. Rub one out and get rid of the blue balls. Sheesh.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:06:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
1. You COULD have had the punani. Don't be such a pushover for her next time. Like others have said, challenge her.

2. Rub one out and get rid of the blue balls. Sheesh.



challange her? What she hits me on the chest, Im not going to hit her on the chest back....


yea i dont hit women...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:09:37 AM EDT
Okay, that's just fucked up. I don't even have an explanation. Some women are teases like that.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:13:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:20:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 11:43:40 AM EDT by CWO]
It is their nature. I'm sure our female members will have something to say on that topic - but it has been my studied observation over many, many years. Note the thread that going on re: "Fighting over sex". The majority of posters state once their wife has what she wants (home, kids, stable income etc) then she switches off.

Ditch the chick and move on - knowing that it won't be the last time that it happens.

CWO

ETA: You caved to her teasing. Play hard to get next time and it will work out better.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:22:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By Cold:
Ok so I usually dont ever start topics in the General Dis forums but I cant sleep, heres why..





Buck up little cowboy, this isn't normal. I'm thinking she is one of those s&m ppl who gets off on causing distress. Bars aren't the best place to meet girls.


big +1 on the bars-i don't take bar girls home anymore
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:25:16 AM EDT
It's their job.

That's what they do.

By the way, they are ALWAYS IN CONTROL.

THEY determine if it is YOUR TURN or not.

THEY get to decide who's turn it is, not us.

They also get to determine how long it will continue to be your turn.

The trick is to have as many turns as possible in the allotted time and not get to take home any souvineers!

Understand now?

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:27:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 11:48:54 AM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By Cold:

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
1. You COULD have had the punani. Don't be such a pushover for her next time. Like others have said, challenge her.

2. Rub one out and get rid of the blue balls. Sheesh.



challange her? What she hits me on the chest, Im not going to hit her on the chest back....


yea i dont hit women...



Uh, no grasshopper. You just proceed to engage in the art of seduction.

Tell us, what DID you do when she slapped your chest and told you she could rock your world? Just look at her funny? Leave? What?

Sounds like you just weren't doing it for her, so she figured "fuck this", and left
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:41:26 AM EDT
Lesson learned: Turn off all your clocks before going drinking.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:57:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 11:57:53 AM EDT by SNorman]
You need to tell her "bitch, turn around and bend the F**k over" then spank her ass across the room, then screw the crap out of her. At least, that's probably what the next guy did to her after she left.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:04:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SNorman:
You need to tell her "bitch, turn around and bend the F**k over" then spank her ass across the room, then screw the crap out of her. At least, that's probably what the next guy did to her after she left.



Preach it, brother.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:09:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
You were too easy, no challenge for her what so ever. She likes to be in control but that doesn't mean she wants her guy to roll over like a pussy whipped little bitch. She wanted to challenge you for control. Had you started giving her orders or played hard to get you probably would have gotten some. A lot of women today are like that. Better get used to it.



Ahh I smell the David DeAngelo school of dating.. It's 100%, spot on!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:18:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
I think it goes both ways.... but..


Every girl that I've attempted to date.. wasn't interested in me. But, would still give all the signs of being very sexually attracted to me.. but, still refuse to date.



If you didn't date, I'm assuming you didn't make out, get touchy-feely, or have sex... so what does this mean? They laughed at your jokes and told you you looked nice when you got dressed up?
That is called friendship. What were these "signs"?



All that plus.. (well, she never commented about what I wore..)

Showing up at my job to chat with me, unexpected/unannounced.
Giving me "brushes" with her hands as she would pass me in the halls at school.
Would always intiate conversations, in person + over IM.
Would take glances at me from across the room.



Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:23:20 PM EDT
They are all a:
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:28:11 PM EDT
So what you are telling us is that you took matters in to your own hands
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:32:37 PM EDT
I enjoy women leading me along. I've been faithful to Mrs. Colt_SBR for 35 years. I know it's only a game and I always go home to the Mrs.


Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:34:20 PM EDT
[Arnold] Girlie man![/Arnold]

You were being a door matt.

"Want to hang out?" ......try seducing her next time, make out before you get upstairs. Why the hell did she go back to your apartment then your fool ass asks "wanna come upstairs?" DUH!!!

Tell her to get her ass upstairs so you can rock HER world. Be a MAN.

You will learn grasshopper.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:14:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DVCAPI:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
You really wanted to do the nasty with some skank you just met in bar?



I didn't see where he said anything about the chick being skanky. Maybe you should find a better class of bar to frequent.




And it used to be only socialists and anarchists who believed in Free Lovism.

Any woman who will let her bones be jumped within a few hours of meeting someone is a skank. Skankiness has nothing to do with looks. Her behavior makes her sound like a skank.

No VD for me, thanks.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:17:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:

Originally Posted By DVCAPI:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
You really wanted to do the nasty with some skank you just met in bar?



I didn't see where he said anything about the chick being skanky. Maybe you should find a better class of bar to frequent.




And it used to be only socialists and anarchists who believed in Free Lovism.

Any woman who will let her bones be jumped within a few hours of meeting someone is a skank. Skankiness has nothing to do with looks. Her behavior makes her sound like a skank.

No VD for me, thanks.



+1000000000000000

Dunno wtf girls like that are carrying...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:22:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deadcat:
Lesson learned: Turn off all your clocks before going drinking.




Now, that is prolly the lesson here indeed!

OK yea, bar women suck, BUT women are hot in dallas...cant help it...and she like dmy Hair! COME ON!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:22:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:26:14 PM EDT
Hey I agree, she prolly is a skank, at the same time, I did wana bend her over the side of my bed and drill her for oil....but I think what would have made this a better story is if I got pics

BEST NEWS HOWEVER


While Im out shooting today, she calls me, an wants to hang out tonite! SO NOW WHAT?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:31:40 PM EDT
That's why I love hookers, you pay em to leave....
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:37:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cold:
Hey I agree, she prolly is a skank, at the same time, I did wana bend her over the side of my bed and drill her for oil....but I think what would have made this a better story is if I got pics

BEST NEWS HOWEVER


While Im out shooting today, she calls me, an wants to hang out tonite! SO NOW WHAT?



Tell her you got a date tonight, but maybe next weekend might be free.
Maybe.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:39:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 3:40:12 PM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By Cold:
Hey I agree, she prolly is a skank, at the same time, I did wana bend her over the side of my bed and drill her for oil....but I think what would have made this a better story is if I got pics

BEST NEWS HOWEVER


While Im out shooting today, she calls me, an wants to hang out tonite! SO NOW WHAT?



Tell her you got a date busy tonight, but maybe next weekend might be free.
Maybe.



Dont' lie to her... just make sure you get out and do somethin tonight.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:50:14 PM EDT
Just remember, ALL women are nuts. The question is, to what extent are they nuts.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:19:41 PM EDT
She was just teasing you.
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