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Posted: 3/19/2013 8:57:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 8:57:57 AM EDT by gym007]
For me, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 8:58:33 AM EDT
I have some news for you...
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:41 AM EDT
Pics of your lesbian partner?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:44 AM EDT
You need to call your father and tell him.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:00:27 AM EDT
Coming out thread.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:08:40 AM EDT
I am guessing the OP is female (or planning to remove male parts)
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:09:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 9:12:26 AM EDT by LBTRS]
Wow, you're very metrosexual or you are a woman?

My routine...jump in the shower, wash off with some soap. Get out of shower, dry off, brush teeth and shave with a double edge safety razor, apply some italian after shave, get dressed, grab black coffee, go to work.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:09:53 AM EDT
Close enough to a 13er
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:10:05 AM EDT
wake up, scratch ass, wash up, brush teeth, roll out.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:10:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 9:11:01 AM EDT by thelastgunslinger]
OP is quoting American Psycho.

And my morning routine involves 2-3 hours of masturbation, and nothing else.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:10:36 AM EDT


At least someone got it.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:11:10 AM EDT
I come home from work at 7am so I just crash.

.....but I did just get some killer business cards.....the color is.....bone.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:12:45 AM EDT
Get up...get out of bed...drag a comb across my head...make my way downstairs and have a cup...and looking up...I notice I am late
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:13:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Punkkin:


At least someone got it.


I got it. I was just having fun.

American Psycho is one of my favorite films. So many classic lines...
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:13:44 AM EDT
I shower before bed or when I get home at night.

Wake up, take a shit, have a cup of coffee while loading the truck and go to work.

Clean clothes are optional.


Also, in the shower I use a washcloth and a bar of soap, start at my head and go down to my feet, shampoo and body wash are for women.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:14:37 AM EDT
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:14:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 9:15:19 AM EDT by gym007]
Originally Posted By distortion9:
I come home from work at 7am so I just crash.

.....but I did just get some killer business cards.....the color is.....bone.


But does it have a watermark?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:39:28 AM EDT
I have a reservation at Dorsia's
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:41:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.





classic........... lol
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:42:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hootch:
I have a reservation at Dorsia's

I only want to go eat if there's a reservation.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:43:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hootch:
I have a reservation at Dorsia's


Great sea urchin ce'viche
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:43:35 AM EDT
I work nights. I roll out of bed at the crack of dusk, throw on some deodorant and clothes, then grab some caffeine on my way out the door.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:46:11 AM EDT
Patrick Bateman is that you?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:48:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
OP is quoting American Psycho.


well don't I feel like a dumbass
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 9:52:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LBTRS:
Wow, you're very metrosexual or you are a woman?

My routine...jump in the shower, wash off with some soap. Get out of shower, dry off, brush teeth and shave with a double edge safety razor, apply some italian after shave, get dressed, grab black coffee, breakfast, go to work.


FIFY
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:03:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 10:06:48 AM EDT by JuniorJr]
Whoa, my morning routine is almost identical to yours!

For me, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll heat up some coffee while letting the dogs out. After I remove the coffee from the microwave, I give my diabetic cat his insulin shot. The I give him his dietetic food in my study. In the pet room, I feed the other cats and scoop out their box. Then I wash my hands and feed the dog. (My SO feeds the other dog.) While the dog is eating, I put fresh water out for her. Then I clean her food dish and place mat and wipe her face (though not with an exfoliating scrub, just using a paper napkin). Then, I reheat my coffee which got cold on the counter and sit down to drink it. Then both dogs come over for butt scritches so my coffee sits on the counter getting cold for a second time. Then I reheat my coffee but before I can sit down to drink it, the dogs decide they have to go outside again. (For them, peeing and pooping require separate trips.)

Finally, I again reheat my coffee, flee to my study and log on here.

No better way to start the day than by pampering yourself in the morning.

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:10:12 AM EDT
Wake up, shower, iron clothes, eat fruit(oranges as of late) for breakfast, glass of water, get dressed, out the door to work.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:51:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By gym007:
For me, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion


.....Shit, Shower,Shave...repeat daily.....
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:53:10 AM EDT
Homo says what?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:55:07 AM EDT
What does your morning routine look like?

Have you ever seen a zombie movie... yeah, it kind of looks like that.


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:55:38 AM EDT
8:54 am: Wake up.
8:55 am: Put pants on, put shirt on, put shoes on.
8:56 am: Brush teeth.
8:57 am: Get in car and leave.
8:59 am: Park and walk into work.
9:01 am: Sit down at desk.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 10:59:36 AM EDT
OP is a woman, right?

My morning routine is this:

Piss
Brush teeth
Wash face (soap and water)
Comb hair (wet hair under faucet, towel dry and comb)
Change into work clothes
Contact lenses
Grab my lunch from the fridge
Get in, start car

Start to finish is 20 minutes.

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Link Posted: 3/19/2013 11:43:30 AM EDT
I'm not sure if this thread is more gay or less gay now that we know it's a movie quote.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 11:45:49 AM EDT
I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, take a shower, put in my contacts, get dressed and then leave. If I have enough time I'll eat breakfast or drink some coffee.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:05:25 PM EDT
am 6:45 Get up check phone for texts or calls
am 6:46 Get out of bed
am 6:48 Take piss
am 6:49 Get in shower
am 7:00 Shave and brush teeath use mouth wash
am 7:09 Get dressed put smell good on
am 7:14 Get EDC
am 7:17 Get somthing to eat
am 7:30 head out for the day

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 12:23:31 PM EDT
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