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Posted: 3/19/2013 8:58:33 AM EDT
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I have some news for you...
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Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:41 AM EDT
[#3]
Pics of your lesbian partner?
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Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 8:59:44 AM EDT
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You need to call your father and tell him.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:00:27 AM EDT
[#6]
Coming out thread.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:08:40 AM EDT
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I am guessing the OP is female (or planning to remove male parts)
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:09:18 AM EDT
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Wow, you're very metrosexual or you are a woman?
My routine...jump in the shower, wash off with some soap. Get out of shower, dry off, brush teeth and shave with a double edge safety razor, apply some italian after shave, get dressed, grab black coffee, go to work. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:09:53 AM EDT
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Close enough to a 13er
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:10:05 AM EDT
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wake up, scratch ass, wash up, brush teeth, roll out.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:10:17 AM EDT
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OP is quoting American Psycho.
And my morning routine involves 2-3 hours of masturbation, and nothing else. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:10:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:11:10 AM EDT
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I come home from work at 7am so I just crash.
.....but I did just get some killer business cards.....the color is.....bone. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:12:45 AM EDT
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Get up...get out of bed...drag a comb across my head...make my way downstairs and have a cup...and looking up...I notice I am late
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:13:15 AM EDT
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At least someone got it. I got it. I was just having fun. 
American Psycho is one of my favorite films. So many classic lines... |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:13:44 AM EDT
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I shower before bed or when I get home at night.
Wake up, take a shit, have a cup of coffee while loading the truck and go to work. Clean clothes are optional. Also, in the shower I use a washcloth and a bar of soap, start at my head and go down to my feet, shampoo and body wash are for women. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:14:37 AM EDT
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Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:14:58 AM EDT
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I come home from work at 7am so I just crash. .....but I did just get some killer business cards.....the color is.....bone. But does it have a watermark? |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:39:28 AM EDT
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I have a reservation at Dorsia's
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:41:17 AM EDT
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Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it. classic........... lol |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:42:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: I have a reservation at Dorsia's I only want to go eat if there's a reservation. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:43:23 AM EDT
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I have a reservation at Dorsia's Great sea urchin ce'viche |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:43:35 AM EDT
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I work nights. I roll out of bed at the crack of dusk, throw on some deodorant and clothes, then grab some caffeine on my way out the door.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:46:11 AM EDT
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Patrick Bateman is that you?
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:48:52 AM EDT
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OP is quoting American Psycho. well don't I feel like a dumbass |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:52:21 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Wow, you're very metrosexual or you are a woman? My routine...jump in the shower, wash off with some soap. Get out of shower, dry off, brush teeth and shave with a double edge safety razor, apply some italian after shave, get dressed, grab black coffee, breakfast, go to work. FIFY |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:03:20 AM EDT
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Whoa, my morning routine is almost identical to yours!
For me, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll heat up some coffee while letting the dogs out. After I remove the coffee from the microwave, I give my diabetic cat his insulin shot. The I give him his dietetic food in my study. In the pet room, I feed the other cats and scoop out their box. Then I wash my hands and feed the dog. (My SO feeds the other dog.) While the dog is eating, I put fresh water out for her. Then I clean her food dish and place mat and wipe her face (though not with an exfoliating scrub, just using a paper napkin). Then, I reheat my coffee which got cold on the counter and sit down to drink it. Then both dogs come over for butt scritches so my coffee sits on the counter getting cold for a second time. Then I reheat my coffee but before I can sit down to drink it, the dogs decide they have to go outside again. (For them, peeing and pooping require separate trips.) Finally, I again reheat my coffee, flee to my study and log on here. No better way to start the day than by pampering yourself in the morning. 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:10:12 AM EDT
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Wake up, shower, iron clothes, eat fruit(oranges as of late) for breakfast, glass of water, get dressed, out the door to work.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:51:18 AM EDT
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For me, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion  .....Shit, Shower,Shave...repeat daily.....
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:53:10 AM EDT
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Homo says what?
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:55:07 AM EDT
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What does your morning routine look like? Have you ever seen a zombie movie... yeah, it kind of looks like that. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:55:38 AM EDT
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8:54 am: Wake up.
8:55 am: Put pants on, put shirt on, put shoes on. 8:56 am: Brush teeth. 8:57 am: Get in car and leave. 8:59 am: Park and walk into work. 9:01 am: Sit down at desk. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 10:59:36 AM EDT
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OP is a woman, right?
My morning routine is this: Piss Brush teeth Wash face (soap and water) Comb hair (wet hair under faucet, towel dry and comb) Change into work clothes Contact lenses Grab my lunch from the fridge Get in, start car Start to finish is 20 minutes. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 11:43:30 AM EDT
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I'm not sure if this thread is more gay or less gay now that we know it's a movie quote.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 11:45:49 AM EDT
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I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, take a shower, put in my contacts, get dressed and then leave. If I have enough time I'll eat breakfast or drink some coffee.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:05:25 PM EDT
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am 6:45 Get up check phone for texts or calls
am 6:46 Get out of bed am 6:48 Take piss am 6:49 Get in shower am 7:00 Shave and brush teeath use mouth wash am 7:09 Get dressed put smell good on am 7:14 Get EDC am 7:17 Get somthing to eat am 7:30 head out for the day |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:23:31 PM EDT
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