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Posted: 5/11/2003 5:40:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 5:44:47 PM EDT
I can't stress enough:  Not enough meat!!!  But... You have to clobber them on the head, zip from the lower stomach to the rib cage and dump the contents.  Then simply submerse in hot oil to remove the skin and viola!  Tasty kitten, made just like your mothers!

Personally, you should just forget about any meat but rabbit, that stuff is like manna to the human system.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 5:49:07 PM EDT
They taste like donuts. [:D]

(sorry sherrick13, I don't know why I keep picking on you.) [:)]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 5:52:05 PM EDT
Damned if I know.

Cat hater's don't taste very good, though They taste like spit and shit because they're all mouth and asshole.


Link Posted: 5/11/2003 5:52:37 PM EDT
A little like tuna.

Oh, you meant "Cat", sorry...
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 5:54:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:02:39 PM EDT
How can you call yourself a cat lover, & not know what they taste like? The only cat I ever ate weighed over 150 lbs. I made Fillet Mignon from the tender loins. It was really good, but the flavor was mild, & the meat was tender as could be. I brought it to work & let the folks there try it. Everyone liked it that had the guts to try it. So if anyone ever offers to let you eat some of their...ummm cat, give it a try. Just spit any hair out on the floor.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:05:03 PM EDT
They taste like baby seal, with a hint of whooping crane.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:11:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:25:57 PM EDT
Or should that be IATL.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:28:41 PM EDT
Chicken! At least in my sweet and sour chicken it does.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:34:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:44:24 PM EDT

In After The First Lock But Before The Second Lock
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:45:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:46:04 PM EDT
I went to this Chinese restaurant and there is an acre or two of dense woods in a depression and a small pond at the bottom. I parked my car and was going in when I hear this ruckus from the woods.  I step to the edge and look in.  I must have seen 100+ feral cats running around.  They were everywhere. I went in anyway.  The way I see it , protein is protein.  Its not like we dont eat a million bugs everyday!
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 6:51:44 PM EDT
a cross between bald eagle and California Condor.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 7:01:10 PM EDT
Alright...I am here.

Cat is a very bland meat.  It is also very stringy.  NSFjojo was right about very little meat, however there are other uses for a cat.

Personnaly I save the fur for wash cloths and to clean my AR15.  I also use the guts and such for emergency medicals supplies.  And so on.

But if you still want to know what cat taste like then here is what you do.

1st.  Put each of the cat's legs behind your ear.............

Link Posted: 5/11/2003 7:14:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 7:42:18 PM EDT

I also use the guts and such for emergency medicals supplies.  And so on.

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I use em to make Violen Strings
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 7:45:07 PM EDT
Jalisco's on North side drive in Milwaukee. Just order the burrito suezo (sp?).
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 8:10:29 PM EDT
Everyone knows cats taste just like aliens!
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 8:11:03 PM EDT
I just woke up and found my cat at the comp staring at this thread...He has scratched sgtar_15 into the wall a bunch of times and IM not sure what that means. He looks pissed though and is not talking to me.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:37:20 PM EDT
Tastes like pussy.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:38:49 PM EDT
Depends on the recipe you use.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:48:00 PM EDT
Orininally posted by NME:  
"Tastes like pussy.
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Smells like fish. [8D]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:53:15 PM EDT
my guess is they would probably taste very
similiar to Jack rabbit? cats & rabbits are
built about the same, not much meat, or maybe
similiar to squirrel? I know squirels taste
pretty good, just like fried chicken. I know a
guy that ran over a cat with his car and he brought the cat home cooked it.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 9:33:42 AM EDT

Taste like chicken.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 5:53:47 PM EDT
I asked my father what does cat taste like and he said it was very similiar to "rabbit meat"
so if you like rabbit you would probably like
cat meat too! dog, cat, rats, snakes, porcupines, racoons, are all good eating.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 6:09:57 PM EDT
This is a good after-dinner joke at any Chinese restaurant:

Open your fortune cookie, (ignore what it really says), and read aloud "You have just eaten a cat."[lol] and watch everyone else's reaction
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 6:30:19 PM EDT
Let me ask my cat, Ben. He's busy taking his right now.....
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 8:40:06 PM EDT
Damit Its the strangest thing ,but they taste like snake!

 Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 9:25:58 PM EDT
I'm not sure about cat, but in Korea I ate dog. It's called Kagogi and is a delicacy. It was rather expensive actually. I was walking through a traditional Korean market and they had a butchers case full of meat. It was all dog meat. There was a dog head in there and dog hindquarters all cut up like a chicken would be. The tail was even still attached. The dog I had was in a soup. Pretty tasty. I don't imagine cat would be much different. I am a huge dog lover by the way, and don't advocate this. I don't know why it seemed OK then to eat it. There were huge rabbits piled on each other in cages for sale, and raindeer stuffed into fenced in cages. It just didn't seem really odd then. Strange.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 4:01:42 AM EDT
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