
Posted: 6/8/2002 11:10:00 PM EST
Mine are George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams
Billy Crystal
Tim Wilson
Dave Chappale
Dana Carvey
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Jeff Foxworthy
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"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all." -General James N. Mattis
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Robin Williams, George Carlin
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Denis Leary
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Eddie Murphy
Jim Carrey
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yes i forgot one jim carrey damnit.
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Jeff Foxworthy
Scott
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Sam Kinison
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Any carlin fans just found this [url]www.georgecarlin.com[/url] been a fan for yeeeears watch the hamster LOL
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Chris Rock.
Galagher. Saw him live in third grade, and I didn't understand what "California sour dough, dildo style" or the vibrating water mellon meant at the time. Thining back, I can't believe my mom took me to see him.
Dennis Leary
Bill Cosby. He's pretty funny for a guy with a clean routine.
Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
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Red Skelton
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Blaze-Of-Glory...!
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"Ammo will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no ammo..."
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Victor Borge
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George Carlin. The absolute master at social commentary. Nobody is safe from his verbal onslaught. He offends everyone equally.
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Carlin
Pryor
Cosby
Martin
Kinison
Galager
Foxworthy
Williams
Leary
Dice
When I was a kid, I couldnt tell you who fought the revolutionary war after two days of class, but I could rip out a Carlin bit after hearing it one time. Sad aint it.
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Richard Pryor - the 'young' Richard Pryor as in before he tried to become Dick Gregory.
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Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”
(A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer’s hands.) Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD |
Red Skelton, Jack Benney, Jonathan Winters, Milton Berle, Sid Ceasar, Abbot and Costello, the Three Stooges (Howard-Fine-Howard), Victor Borge (I just always wanted to hear him finish a number), Danny Thomas, Phil Silvers, Soupy Sales, and Lucille Ball.
Am I dated, or what?
Eric The(Elder)Hun[>]:)]
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Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Red Skelton, Jack Benney, Jonathan Winters, Milton Berle, Sid Ceasar, Abbot and Costello, the Three Stooges (Howard-Fine-Howard), Victor Borge (I just always wanted to hear him finish a number), Danny Thomas, Phil Silvers, Soupy Sales, and Lucille Ball.
Am I dated, or what?
Eric The(Elder)Hun[>]:)] View Quote |
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Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”
(A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer’s hands.) Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD |
Yeah, [b]subsailor[/b] but it depressed me the other day to find a small tatoo under my left arm that read:
'Best if used prior to 05/03/1977.'
In other words, I'm expired. Out of date. Rancid, possibly.
Eric The(InTheBargainBasket)Hun[>]:)]
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Laurel and Hardy
Abbott and Costello
The Stooges
Johnathan Winters
Just some of the "oldies"
Billy Crystal
Steve Martin
Robin Williams
Jim Carrey
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<center id=center>Don't be afraid of BDU pants, they are just pants after all.
Sheriff Taylor had access to rifles, why can't I? He worked in Mayberry...... Respondent Heller, A D.C. special policeman, </center id=center> |
Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Yeah, [b]subsailor[/b] but it depressed me the other day to find a small tatoo under my left arm that read:
'Best if used prior to 05/03/1977.'
In other words, I'm expired. Out of date. Rancid, possibly.
Eric The(InTheBargainBasket)Hun[>]:)] View Quote |
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Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”
(A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer’s hands.) Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD |
I forgot Jackie Gleason
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<center id=center>Don't be afraid of BDU pants, they are just pants after all.
Sheriff Taylor had access to rifles, why can't I? He worked in Mayberry...... Respondent Heller, A D.C. special policeman, </center id=center> |
Yep, Jackie Gleason and you might throw in Art Carney, as well!
And Harold Lloyd was pretty good, too!
Eric The(MyMemoriesAreComingBack)Hun[>]:)]
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Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Richard Pryor - the 'young' Richard Pryor as in before he tried to become Dick Gregory. View Quote |
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Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”
(A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer’s hands.) Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD |
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The stooges rule.
-T.
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