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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 12/31/2005 6:42:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 6:44:26 AM EDT by TacticalStrat]

Here's Mine:


Bin-Laden Found To Have Died In 2005

Things will continue to calm down in Iraq

Libtards will continue their venomous and blatant lies to disrupt the Republican reign.

Iran gets bombed. Libtards whine and accuse Republicans of allowing innocents to be murdered.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:44:44 AM EDT
It will end.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:44:44 AM EDT
ted kennedy drives off another bridge and is saved by the bouyancy and insulating properties of his thick layer of blubber.

McCain's NVA mind control chip finally shorts out and he returns to being normal.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:45:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
ted kennedy drives off another bridge and is saved by the bouyancy and insulating properties of his thick layer of blubber.

McCain's NVA mind control chip finally shorts out and he returns to being normal.





LOL!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:53:03 AM EDT
Hitlery comes out of the closet and shacks up with Penny Marshall and Rosie O'Donut in a lesbian three way from the bowels of hell....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:54:31 AM EDT
Dupe from yesterday

previous thread
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:54:35 AM EDT
Israel fucks up Iran
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:57:54 AM EDT
Sales of alcoholic beverages in the United States will rise 3.6% compared to 2005 (I'm coming home this year).
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:59:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:
Iran gets bombed. Libtards whine and accuse Republicans of allowing innocents to be murdered.



Actually, if you believe this you can make pretty good money at TradeSports. It's a futures market that lets you bet on everything from ppolitics to sports to world events.

Right now, you can buy a $100 contract for the US or Israel to hit Iran by Jun 06 for a mere $11. You can cover the whole year for $22.

Go here: http://www.tradesports.com/jsp/intrade/contractSearch/

Click on "Current Events" and "Iran".

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:05:22 AM EDT
OJ nabs "real" killer.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:21:34 AM EDT
Bush announces everything that has happened in the last 6 years is his fault, and says he will not run again.

<­BR>



Yea, I know he cannot run again.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:23:23 AM EDT
More Hurricanes... Florida gets hit by 4, 2 at least a catagory 4. Mississippi gets trashed again. New Orleans floods again... Massive corruption discovered in NOLA with the funds used to rebuild.

I find a new girlfriend who is as much of a sex fiend as I am...

CA falls into the ocean.

NYC is destroyed by a massive hurricane.

Chuck Norris comes out of the closet.




Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:47:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Hitlery comes out of the closet and shacks up with Penny Marshall and Rosie O'Donut in a lesbian three way from the bowels of hell....



Pics please!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:51:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Hitlery comes out of the closet and shacks up with Penny Marshall and Rosie O'Donut in a lesbian three way from the bowels of hell....



Pics please!



NOOOOOOOO!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:54:48 AM EDT

Britian:

1. A woman will marry her pet dolphin.
2. All guns, toy guns, look alikes, airsoft and pointing your index finger when it looks like a gun will be completely banned.
3. Prince Charles will not become King and his son will wear Nazi uniforms.

Canada:

1. All guns, toy guns, look alikes, airsoft and pointing your index finger when it looks like a gun will be completely banned.
2. A woman will marry her pet donkey.
3. The ruling party will still be so liberal, they won't make any sense when they talk.

America:

1. Michael Jackson will get away with sticking it in little boys.
2. Kobe will get away with rape.
3. OJ will get away with murder.
4. Tom Cruise will go nuts.
5. Diane Fineswine will say, "OK America, turn them in."
6. Michael Jackson will be found to be spanking his monkey.
7. Hillary will come out and announce she is really a man.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:07:38 AM EDT
My prediction for 2006:

Pain!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:08:31 AM EDT
The House and Senate will be lost. Because of this, 1000rds of 193 will sell for $500.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:12:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:
My prediction for 2006:

Pain!



Dammit! Beat me.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:15:39 AM EDT
I'll commit to losing weight and getting in shape.

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... and fail. AGAIN.


Note: Post subject to change depending on where I end up in the next few weeks. Stand by for updates.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:16:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
I'll commit to losing weight and getting in shape.

... and fail. AGAIN.


Note: Post subject to change depending on where I end up in the next few weeks. Stand by for updates.



you're a sad excuse for the president of the galaxy
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:41:13 AM EDT
An invasion by the Posleen followed by a really big ass war.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:48:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 8:48:11 AM EDT by tc6969]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=422847
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:50:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 8:50:47 AM EDT by tc6969]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=422847
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