Britian:
1. A woman will marry her pet dolphin.
2. All guns, toy guns, look alikes, airsoft and pointing your index finger when it looks like a gun will be completely banned.
3. Prince Charles will not become King and his son will wear Nazi uniforms.
Canada:
1. All guns, toy guns, look alikes, airsoft and pointing your index finger when it looks like a gun will be completely banned.
2. A woman will marry her pet donkey.
3. The ruling party will still be so liberal, they won't make any sense when they talk.
America:
1. Michael Jackson will get away with sticking it in little boys.
2. Kobe will get away with rape.
3. OJ will get away with murder.
4. Tom Cruise will go nuts.
5. Diane Fineswine will say, "OK America, turn them in."
6. Michael Jackson will be found to be spanking his monkey.
7. Hillary will come out and announce she is really a man.