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Once again proof positive that we're not all
d!c&s
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Most county LE deputies are cool.
It's the State Highway Patrol that are
d_cks.
Of course that could just be because I was
profiled and pulled over yesterday for no
reason other than harrasment.
Me- "Did I do something wrong,sir?"
LE- "Does'nt matter,liciense and reg."
ME- "Here's my reg.,my licience is at home."
LE- "That's a $100 dollar fine,right there."
LE "What are you doing out this late?"
Me "nothing"
LE-"where you headed?"
Me- "home"
Le- "You been drinking son?"
Me- "Do I look,act,or smell drunk,officer?"
LE- "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING!?!"
Me- "No,I don't drink"
LE- "I am also giving you a $90 fine for going off
the right side of the road when I lit you up."
Me- "I was trying to pull off,there was a ditch,
sir,so I moved back over till I cleared the ditch."
LE- "Well that was dangerous to other drivers."
Me- "Sir It is 2AM,and I was fine until you lit
me up."
Me- "Sir is there a reason you pulled me over to
begin with?"
LE- {ignoring my ?}Well I am giving you a $190 fine
what do you think about that?"
Me- "I think that you will give me what you see fit.......Cur."
{after staring me down for about 5 seconds}
LE- "get out of here,your free to go."