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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 8:41:39 AM EDT
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What’s his screen name here?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 8:47:40 AM EDT
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What’s his screen name here?
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Screen nameS more likely
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 8:56:42 AM EDT
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Major earthquakes coming, headed for the caves.
That's a bold move......
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:02:05 AM EDT
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I'm still here and I'm at work, so there's that...
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:04:37 AM EDT
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Let's form an arfcom tribe.

I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe.
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I'll start the Ann Margret > TayTay Tribe!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:05:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:07:50 AM EDT
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Did I miss it?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:09:16 AM EDT
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Did I miss it?
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We always miss it.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:09:28 AM EDT
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It's almost bow season. Damn, and then waterfowl opens up. And rifle season in early November. And hell, it's holiday season after that. Can't we put this off until some other time? Tell you what - how about just before we all have to do taxes next year?
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You gonna die, bro.  Pole shift will have geese and other animals wondering all over the globe.

Might get chow with roadkill, though.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:09:33 AM EDT
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Just another freaky Friday!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:11:08 AM EDT
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It's no longer FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)
It is now FOMENT (Fear Of Missing Earths Next Tragedy)
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:13:01 AM EDT
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It's no longer FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)
It is now FOMENT (Fear Of Missing Earths Next Tragedy)
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Did I miss it?

It's no longer FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)
It is now FOMENT (Fear Of Missing Earths Next Tragedy)

I need to be at Erf’s next tragedy to put it on da ‘gram
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:17:45 AM EDT
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I guess I can call in dead.
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That will NOT be an 'approved absence', unless you submitted & had signed a Form 87 from your manager two weeks prior to death.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:19:08 AM EDT
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If this planet is only 24 hours away and we still can’t see it, how fast IS that thing moving?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:19:42 AM EDT
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Are we dead yet?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:20:43 AM EDT
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Let's form an arfcom tribe.

I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe.
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Sign me up!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:24:22 AM EDT
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What's taking so long?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:30:29 AM EDT
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Great now I'm going to be behind all day. You sleep in one time!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:30:52 AM EDT
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What’s his screen name here?
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Fadedsun?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:36:15 AM EDT
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Can I have his stockpile of tactical bacon?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:36:19 AM EDT
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If this planet is only 24 hours away and we still can’t see it, how fast IS that thing moving?
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It's more stealthy than a F22.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:39:48 AM EDT
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I thought planet X was out beyond pluto?

regardless rapid pole shifts are scary

along with new madrid fault earthquakes, carrington event level sun flares, gamma bursts, slightly sub luminal particles of dust, tornados, heart attacks, strokes, marxists, zombies, werewolves, vampires, pink elephants, fuzzy dice, monkey paws, stay puft marshmellow man


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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...Mass Hysteria!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:40:02 AM EDT
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Fear God, someone wake  Art Bell.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:50:46 AM EDT
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Does that mean it's going to put a crimp on early teal season?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:54:14 AM EDT
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damn it, it's never a massive black hole, just like it's never the mermen....
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:57:11 AM EDT
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Chuthulu is going to fuck us all in the ass with its tentacle beard!!!!! Run!!!

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I knew I should not have shaved today.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 9:59:23 AM EDT
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Does this mean I don't have to pressure wash the driveway? The missus has been after me to get it done.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:00:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:00:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:36:12 AM EDT
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Neat, i didn’t want to work tomorrow anyways
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This...
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:37:46 AM EDT
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Shit....

If I'd have known that I wouldn't have bothered coming into work this morning..
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:43:58 AM EDT
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I felt my pole shift
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:44:26 AM EDT
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Shit....

If I'd have known that I wouldn't have bothered coming into work this morning..
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It is never too late to just drop what you are doing & leave Very Early from work.

If they ask you 'why are you are leaving', just tell them that your "NIBIRU is out of alignment" and you'll be back Monday - if they are still around.

Good Luck!

Bigger_Hammer
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:49:11 AM EDT
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I just got a new driver and was going to the range...dang it
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:52:16 AM EDT
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Astronomers at this point are pretty sure "planet 9", "planet X", etc does exist at this point, based off orbital anomalies. Essentially a huge planet, but with an eccentric orbit taking it waaaaay outside of most of our solar system. That said, we'd see it coming when it started getting back within our general solar neighborhood. Whole reason it's thought to be out of sight now is the orbit taking it far enough away that the sun doesn't illuminate it anymore. That doesn't work anymore once it's closer to us than like...Neptune. We'd definitely know more than a day out. More likely months to weeks at minimum.
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Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but ahh... says on your chart that you're fucked up. Uhh, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like, mean, like, you know what I mean?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:55:09 AM EDT
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I think it happened,

when I woke up this morning I wasn't there
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 10:58:42 AM EDT
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No pole shifting going on here, near as I can tell.  Not sure though, what's it feel like?  

New Madrid fault seems intact.

Also not dead.

Guess they don't make apocalypses like they used to.  
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:00:15 AM EDT
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Am I dead yet? Did I get better?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:00:33 AM EDT
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Can we push the pockey-lips a few days? I'm hosting a pig pulling this weekend. I mean, I already dug the pit and bought the pig.

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Dude.

I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. I don't get an invite?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:01:23 AM EDT
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I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:03:24 AM EDT
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I have some Nescafe Clasico instant coffee. There's enough for both of us.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:17:55 AM EDT
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I'ma jump on that sucker when she passes by.  Gotta be better than this planet right now.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:23:27 AM EDT
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Good way to start a war
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Let's form an arfcom tribe.

I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe.

Good way to start a war

Our fates have been sealed
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:26:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:29:19 AM EDT
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I thought planet X was out beyond pluto?

regardless rapid pole shifts are scary

along with new madrid fault earthquakes, carrington event level sun flares, gamma bursts, slightly sub luminal particles of dust, tornados, heart attacks, strokes, marxists, zombies, werewolves, vampires, pink elephants, fuzzy dice, monkey paws, stay puft marshmellow man


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I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us

Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:32:51 AM EDT
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Should we activate the Imperial Battle Planetoid Dahak and begin interdiction operations?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:35:15 AM EDT
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It's happening!! Lord Nibiru approaches!

Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:36:02 AM EDT
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Awesome.  I have to go to a wedding tomorrow.  I would prefer the end of the world.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 11:37:47 AM EDT
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I think if the Earth was destined for severe geologic instability and tectonic disturbances, the LAST place I'd want to be was underground
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