Posted: 3/10/2005 5:18:02 PM EDT
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We at PieU are in need of a Computer Geek to moderate our PC forum… If you like Pie, know a lot about computers, and think you want to be a Moderator, Post you application in here! The winner will be announced next week and it’s up to you all to out do each other. Hack NASA, Get me a free subscription to Playboy, and in general impress admin and myself, get creative, show us whatcha got! Terms & Conditions: 1) All entries that contain any 1337 5p33|< will be automatically considered ghey And discarded due to the fact that PieU is not a ghey friendly pron site. (Unless you’re a lesbian  )2) Female applicants will be reviewed before all Male applicants. (especially if you are a lesbian )3) As there is little to No drama at PieU your skills in Moderating will be less important then assisting others in need of help with their computers problems. 4) I am open to any and all questions about what the position entails and will be as helpful as possible but, I do not have the Final say on who will win the job so don’t IM me with offers of sexual favors to better your chances. (again, Unless you are a lesbian) and if not IM NorCal_LEO.  5) And Finally, please take into consideration the fact that this is actually a serious request to fill a spot as a moderator, although we are going to have some fun this, We do need someone who will be helpful and respectful to the members of PieU. (Unless of coarse… )Lets have some fun! Thank you, Paenutz UberModerator of.... 
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i will do it. i love pie more than anything else. WHO DOESNT. i have nothing but time, as you can see how much time i spend on arfcom. i have all the necessary skills for the job: I've been doing sys admin work since i got into the military 4 years ago. Working on microsoft certifications along with my A+ certification. will be able to answer any question in the shortest amount of time with no problem. oh yea...did i forget? I LOVE PIE...ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS COVERED IN A CHEERLEADING UNIFORM |
After seeing the computer forum sitting empty with no mod and no conversation, I just browsed Pie more than posting on pie. I still post from time to time. Would post more if there were a purpose for doing so. |
I've posted a little here and there...still trying to get the feel for it. 
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+1 for the napoleon dynamite reference... (that made me laugh) -2 because your GF already owned you here, I think she has a better shot then you at this point.  Then again, you could always get her to post pics on PieU and redeem yourself. 
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sweet  i've been a computer guy forever. got a bachelors in computer engineering, 7+ years of linux and network/system administration. i live and breath this stuff. have you ever made a raid array of loopback devices over an smb connection? i have! act now and and ill throw in pics of playboy space women! the only sexy women approved by NASA*! -Foxxz *National Association of Sexy Astronauts |
Not that I know of. I finally learned how to set the clock, though. 
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Glad he made you laugh with the Napoleon Dynamite reference...at least he mad someone laugh.  I will agree with afplayboy with the fact that everyone gets lucky once in a while...but now that he's said that, he can forget about any cheerleading uniform... And I'm not shy...I just think those pics are for afplayboy only. 
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| it shouldn't be too hard, is this going to be h@rdcore p!e or what? although i am not applying for the position i have a pretty decent pie (soft-semi hardcore) site with 18,000+ high quality pics(that gets updated quite often) running on winxp(i know) with apache 2.x / mysql as the db and php running the script - coppermine photogallery. very nice script :) even on my 512Kb/s up connection i have served to over 800 different peeps in less than 12 hours pushing out 1.5GB ( had to cut it off, don't want to get yelled at by my isp). i know these numbers are not that impressive to people who work in datacenters, but i didn't think it did too bad for a home cable connection |
Now THATS pie!!!! |
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Hmmm, let me just copy and paste from my resume. Qualifications Extensive working knowledge of Microsoft Windows Platforms (Windows 9x/200x/XP), Firewall Management, Active Directory, Microsoft Exchange Server 2003, Veritas Tape Backup, Microsoft Office Suite, Windows Server 2003, Cisco IOS, and other third parties’ software’s. Experience and working knowledge of PC and Networking Setup, Installation, Configuration, Administration, Troubleshooting, and Repair. Real working knowledge of various Routers/Hubs/Switches, Network and Internet Protocols (extensively in TCP/IP), Network Administration, Terminal Services, Tape Backups, VPN’s, and confident in Microsoft Windows Networking. Works well independently with minimal supervision and even better on a team. Confident in oral and written communication, interpersonal relationships, and customer service. Self-Starter, dependable, honest, friendly, courteous, trustworthy, very organized, and competitive. Current Work Experience Administration of 600 Workstation WAN in a Palliative Care Environment. Installation, configuring, and troubleshooting of desktop and laptop workstations locally and in remote locations across a WAN. Image Desktop and Laptop Workstations using custom XP Images allowing rapid production and implementation of User Workstations Company wide. Administration of various computer related office equipment including copiers, printers, scanners, etc. ---------- Hmmm, am I interested in modding on your SMUT website that's packed w/ porn? Let'e see... that's a big no. I registered on your site and as soon as I saw that it's a gathering of nasty horny individuals, I decided, "No freaking way am I going to associate w/ these ppl." Now you might ask, "Dude, WTF is your problem? Why even post in my thread?" In return I ask, "You're seriously not looking for a Mod for Computer Related Problems are you? You're just advertising your crappy PHP Board full of smut." Your PC Forum has barely any activity except for someone asking, "How many PC's are in your home? I have fifty thousand AND I have a KVM Switch cuz I'm cool!" and then the same guy saying, "I use Linux... Wheeee!" in another thread. Either way, good luck finding your really Uber Cool "Network Administrator" Mod. LOL Dooh... Did I just flame your thread? Sorry... I just felt like ranting today.  Rest in Peace SuprNova. We Will Never Forget! |
that is funny that you are so against the "SMUT/PORN" thing, but make a sad reference to suprnova in your sig, a well known PLACE to find WAREZ.....hypocrite |